Talk:Avril Lavigne
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[edit] Proper article
There needs to be a proper article on the vandal. Maybe even on this page, because there's no point in an article about some crappy pop singer. Hagger 08:37, 19 July 2008 (CDT)
- You can improve this yourself if you want. I just put this here as a placeholder.--OhLawdIsDatSum 20:22, 20 July 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Edit War
If you retards don't stop I'm locking this down as a redirect until you can play nice. --kh/ what 16:41, 4 August 2008 (CDT)
- ALT is using three sockpuppets to vandalise this dab page. We need some mention of the Avril Troll, but not it's current state. I would revert it, but securitybot is being a bitch. Hagger 18:04, 4 August 2008 (CDT)
- Thanks. By the way it only one person. ALT has two other sockpuppets: ALT x2 and ALT x3. Hagger 18:59, 4 August 2008 (CDT)
- Revert it to the redirect please. Then protect and I won't edit war any more. Or else I'll go nuts please revert the horrorableness being said about her now please than you. ALT x3 05:54, 5 August 2008 (CDT)
- We're not here to say nice things about dirty sluts like Avril Lavigne. We're here to create lulz and at the moment it creates some lulz, so fuck off Avril Troll. This isn't Wikipedia. Oh and one more thing, why the fuck are you sockpupeting? Hagger 08:42, 5 August 2008 (CDT)
- Revert it to the redirect please. Then protect and I won't edit war any more. Or else I'll go nuts please revert the horrorableness being said about her now please than you. ALT x3 05:54, 5 August 2008 (CDT)
- Thanks. By the way it only one person. ALT has two other sockpuppets: ALT x2 and ALT x3. Hagger 18:59, 4 August 2008 (CDT)
[edit] What a retarded reason to edit war
And yes, she does look like Liz Vicious, the porn star (who by the way is too skinny for me to even want to fuck). ALT can fuck off and go to hell, or better, Wikipedia. The butthurt of the Avril troll means I'll sure be expanding this article when it's unprotected.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 11:02, 5 August 2008 (CDT)
- I have raped Avril Lavigne on several occasions and each time gets worse than the last. Her fanny tasted of fish and felt like I was rubbing my giant dick on sandpaper. When she asked for me to pay up I refused, stripped her of her clothes, and gave her a fanny bashing. Hagger 11:04, 5 August 2008 (CDT)
- I hope you all burn and die! I hope your internal organs fall out into a vat of boiling acid while you're still alive to feel all the pain. I hope in ten thousand years people spit on your graves. I'm going to find out where you live and put fireworks through your letterboxes and pour red ants onto you and they will bite your skinny nerdy faces until you die of poison overdose. I don't give a fuck what you do on this site anymore, as my goal now is to destroy encyclopediadramatica so it won't matter what you say. This crappy site betrays the author's staggering ignorance. So go ahead, say what you want because it will all be gone when I'm through with you. [1] Die and burn, I curse you all to miserable lives devoid of happiness. And you don't like Liz Vicious??? What are you people on?!? Is this site populated by 26 salmon-breeders, 14 guninea fowl, 6 molluscs, 4 Bulgarian toad-frogs and a leech? She is totally hot, not as hot as Avril but a good second. You'd be lucky if they kicked you in the nuts as that is about the most action any of you freaks are likely to get. The word vagina is pipe dream to you. Just keep telling yourselfs its not the penis that is small, its the girl that is huge. One day you might believe it. God, you are all just freaks. JessicaN10248
- Epic win! Hagger 12:10, 5 August 2008 (CDT)
- The way you made that link to nimp.org is pretty cool. I wonder if it could bypass Wikipedia’s filters. — Grawp 17:33, 5 August 2008 (CDT)
- There's only one way to find out. Hagger 17:43, 5 August 2008 (CDT)
- Made what link to nimp.org?--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 18:12, 5 August 2008 (CDT)
- http://antimatter.on.nimp.org - view it in edit mode. Hagger 19:58, 5 August 2008 (CDT)
- I still don't understand what the hell you're talking about.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 04:51, 6 August 2008 (CDT)
- Do I have to screenshot it or something? Click edit at the top of this page and view the last line. Hagger 08:54, 6 August 2008 (CDT)
- I still don't understand what the hell you're talking about.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 04:51, 6 August 2008 (CDT)
- http://antimatter.on.nimp.org - view it in edit mode. Hagger 19:58, 5 August 2008 (CDT)
- Made what link to nimp.org?--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 18:12, 5 August 2008 (CDT)
- There's only one way to find out. Hagger 17:43, 5 August 2008 (CDT)
- I hope you all burn and die! I hope your internal organs fall out into a vat of boiling acid while you're still alive to feel all the pain. I hope in ten thousand years people spit on your graves. I'm going to find out where you live and put fireworks through your letterboxes and pour red ants onto you and they will bite your skinny nerdy faces until you die of poison overdose. I don't give a fuck what you do on this site anymore, as my goal now is to destroy encyclopediadramatica so it won't matter what you say. This crappy site betrays the author's staggering ignorance. So go ahead, say what you want because it will all be gone when I'm through with you. [1] Die and burn, I curse you all to miserable lives devoid of happiness. And you don't like Liz Vicious??? What are you people on?!? Is this site populated by 26 salmon-breeders, 14 guninea fowl, 6 molluscs, 4 Bulgarian toad-frogs and a leech? She is totally hot, not as hot as Avril but a good second. You'd be lucky if they kicked you in the nuts as that is about the most action any of you freaks are likely to get. The word vagina is pipe dream to you. Just keep telling yourselfs its not the penis that is small, its the girl that is huge. One day you might believe it. God, you are all just freaks. JessicaN10248
http://antimatter.on.nimp.org
[edit] Rewrite
I actually find this version kind of funny. Do you wish to ally with ED and join forces against Wikipedia, ALT?--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 16:15, 13 August 2008 (CDT)
- I mean, at first we even considered Grawp our enemy. How hard is that to imagine?--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 16:20, 13 August 2008 (CDT)
- Well, that was the plan, but then guess who can along and removed it. I would like to reach a compromise on this issue, so I can go back to doing what I do best and troll the reference desk. I apoligise for being a buthurt faggot before, and I'd like to ally with ED. If you could get it restored to the halfway version then that would be fantastic. I don't really want to wait until 21 August when the protection runs out, add it again and just have it removed. ALT 15:01, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
- I dunno. See what others think. I don't really care that much, but it would be good if we could add you to the team of Wikipedia trolls we've got here at ED (you've certainly got a good track record behind you, anyway). Hey, maybe after Talk:Grawp and Talk:Hagger being discovered by NawlinWiki, this could be the place where we discuss disruption of Wikipedia without them noticing too quickly. Post a notice at the TJC and try to ask for unprotection, although you'll have to make peace with Grawp and Hagger first. Once you let them know that your focus is on trolling Wikipedia and not ED, then I'm sure you'll have their moral support.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 15:21, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
- Thanks. I'll go write an apologetic message now. ALT 15:24, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
- We should also add a section in this article about how Avril has come to a compromise with ED, and has joined forces in attacking Wikipedia.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 15:55, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
- I can't edit the page so you'll have to do it. Make it funny, but please be nice to Avril! So do you guys plan attacks regularly or is it an ongoing "everyone for themselves" kinda thing? I've got something big planned for Wikipedia on September 27, but I'm still building my army. I hear it takes four months for checkuser to become useless? And that bastard Thatcher just blocked one of my proxys. ALT 16:07, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
- Grawp said it was 3 months. I have hundreds of sockpuppets in waiting; how many do you have?--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 18:19, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
- Three wordpad files full. About 4870 (24 a day since about December 07). Do you use proxies to make them? I've never been able to find an unblocked proxy for creating accounts, only editing. I do mine through wireless connections of my neighbors, and I also get free internets. One day I'm going to look out the window and see the police taking them away lol ALT 06:35, 16 August 2008 (CDT)
- No, I said it was four months. It’s four months. — Grawp 23:08, 16 August 2008 (CDT)
- Grawp said it was 3 months. I have hundreds of sockpuppets in waiting; how many do you have?--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 18:19, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
- I can't edit the page so you'll have to do it. Make it funny, but please be nice to Avril! So do you guys plan attacks regularly or is it an ongoing "everyone for themselves" kinda thing? I've got something big planned for Wikipedia on September 27, but I'm still building my army. I hear it takes four months for checkuser to become useless? And that bastard Thatcher just blocked one of my proxys. ALT 16:07, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
- We should also add a section in this article about how Avril has come to a compromise with ED, and has joined forces in attacking Wikipedia.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 15:55, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
- Thanks. I'll go write an apologetic message now. ALT 15:24, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
- I dunno. See what others think. I don't really care that much, but it would be good if we could add you to the team of Wikipedia trolls we've got here at ED (you've certainly got a good track record behind you, anyway). Hey, maybe after Talk:Grawp and Talk:Hagger being discovered by NawlinWiki, this could be the place where we discuss disruption of Wikipedia without them noticing too quickly. Post a notice at the TJC and try to ask for unprotection, although you'll have to make peace with Grawp and Hagger first. Once you let them know that your focus is on trolling Wikipedia and not ED, then I'm sure you'll have their moral support.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 15:21, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
- Well, that was the plan, but then guess who can along and removed it. I would like to reach a compromise on this issue, so I can go back to doing what I do best and troll the reference desk. I apoligise for being a buthurt faggot before, and I'd like to ally with ED. If you could get it restored to the halfway version then that would be fantastic. I don't really want to wait until 21 August when the protection runs out, add it again and just have it removed. ALT 15:01, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
[edit] ALT,
are you the Zodiac Template Vandal? Whole Wheat Toast 15:06, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
- No. I only troll and Avrilize Wikipedia. I did run a DoS attack on Encyclopedia Dramatica, though I was unaware someone else was also doing it. That explains a lot, actually. Lol, I though it was me who'd broke ED LMAO!! I feel silly now. ALT 15:17, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
- I know someone who DDoS this joint too, but, who knew someone had issues with every single wiki? Whole Wheat Toast 15:18, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
- Did he do it to Wikipedia too? I saw no templates with his Zodiac symbol on, though not much at AN/I. I suppose it wouldn't have made much of an impact there, seeing as their floating in money from donations from rich idiots with no children. ALT 15:18, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
- It's not on ANI, it's on those "less-seen" pages. Whole Wheat Toast 21:32, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
- LOL NawlinWiki is a faggot with AIDS Whole Wheat Toast 20:28, 16 August 2008 (CDT)
- It's not on ANI, it's on those "less-seen" pages. Whole Wheat Toast 21:32, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
- Did he do it to Wikipedia too? I saw no templates with his Zodiac symbol on, though not much at AN/I. I suppose it wouldn't have made much of an impact there, seeing as their floating in money from donations from rich idiots with no children. ALT 15:18, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
- I know someone who DDoS this joint too, but, who knew someone had issues with every single wiki? Whole Wheat Toast 15:18, 15 August 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Avril, why the fuck were you making death threats?
I saw a post on the administrators' noticeboard about it. Why do you feel you have to make threats of violence? That's a sure way to have the partyvan arrive at your door.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 03:50, 19 August 2008 (CDT)
- They can't stop me. I don't even have a home internet connection so none of what I do is traceable to me. The partyvan will be arriving at various libraries, internet cafes, and random people with unlocked home wi-fi. ALT 12:01, 19 August 2008 (CDT)
Lol, NawlinWiki has no life. He’s going through manually deleting all the edits that ALT made using Twinkle.[1] — Grawp 14:25, 19 August 2008 (CDT)
- That'll fuck up the servers won't it? ALT 15:22, 19 August 2008 (CDT)
Yeah, I use my neighbors’ Wi-Fi, too. — Grawp 14:23, 19 August 2008 (CDT)
- I must admit Avril, you did fucking awesome today.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 17:47, 19 August 2008 (CDT)
- Now another fag is doing it. It’s slowing down the servers like hell. — Grawp 20:42, 19 August 2008 (CDT)
- I made an article on Thatcher by the way which is in favo[u]r of Avril.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 20:50, 19 August 2008 (CDT)
- I cunt use TW I need the fucking rollback shit, i applied for it with my other contributor identity but theys find me. >=[ Hiwhispees 22:20, 20 August 2008 (CDT)
- I made an article on Thatcher by the way which is in favo[u]r of Avril.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 20:50, 19 August 2008 (CDT)
[edit] Wikibreak
I'm taking another wikibreak. Main Ip blocked on Wikipedia for a fucking year! Well, at least everyone else will suffer with me; I saw one guy trying to edit wikipedia today even when logged in and he couldn't, lol. Tried wikiquote etc but other wikis just aren't as fun. Anyway I just got banned from the library (unrelated to vandalism, for mass download torrents etc) so I won't be doing anything for a while, still growing my sockfarm though. ALT 15:08, 22 August 2008 (CDT)
- I was banned from my library for looking at porn. Hiwhispees 17:18, 22 August 2008 (CDT)
- Are you guys fucking students? Haha.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 20:11, 22 August 2008 (CDT)
- Also, I am going to ask drunkenlazybastard to permaban anyone who makes the obvious unfunny, uncyclopedesque pun there.--Warm, Sticky Cum Fountain 20:12, 22 August 2008 (CDT)
- Yes, and I've just moved to another library, where they don't even block encyclopedia dramatica. Ha ha, no more Tor for me! ALT 09:23, 23 August 2008 (CDT)
- Seriously though, my heads gonna explode if I don't stop soon. Anyway, they are now just oversighting my edits which spoils the fun. ALT 13:11, 23 August 2008 (CDT)
- I have ræped Avril Lavigne on several occasions and each time gets worse than the last. Her fanny tasted of fish and felt like I was rubbing my giant dick on sandpaper. When she asked for me to pay up I refused, stripped her of her clothes, and gave her a fanny bashing. Hagger 14:31, 23 August 2008 (CDT)
- Seriously though, my heads gonna explode if I don't stop soon. Anyway, they are now just oversighting my edits which spoils the fun. ALT 13:11, 23 August 2008 (CDT)
Visit pages 24 - 25 for great justice and epic lulz! Hagger 15:06, 23 August 2008 (CDT)
