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Other proposed names:

• Glacias
• Jar Jar Sphincs
• The inspiration for Revenge of the Anus by The Buttholes

Yup, they suck - but the "numbered" titles (2girls1cup, 3guys1hammer etc.) are getting a little predictable.

name change is a good idea i think, the x(gender)x(object) titling of shit on the internet is painfully lame, i mean you wouldnt see this shit in web 1.0. i did enjoy jar jar sphincs though, but i love puns. but yes far too predictable, and we need to stop titling things in this manner -iamusingtheinternets

--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 03:32, 6 December 2008 (CST)

• Yeah, true, but it's more than just those three. There's also 2girls1finger, 4girlsfingerpaint, 1girl1pitcher, 1priest1nun, and 1guymudpie. Those are just the sites people seem to register. There's also a site that hosts the Mr. Hands video under 2guys1horse. ~ endedrural _(talk) 18:35, 6 December 2009 (CDT)

• Meh, we should keep it as it is, in one example anyone who's told me about it at school calls it 1man1jar, so just getting the public's thoughts. Crazyconan _{Wanna chat?} 00:35, 19 December 2008 (CST)

Contents 1 Speculations 2 Caption 3 I call FAKE!!! 4 Oh wonderful 5 This will almost certainly be illegal in the UK when the extreme pornography bill is passed into law 6 New video

Speculations

After spreading this around a lot of people did indeed bring up the notion that it's odd that the man didn't scream and carry on.

Aside from being hella tough I decided on two other possible options.

1) The man is in shock. People who are in shock are prone to doing all sorts of strange things, many of them are quasi self preserving, such as a grenade victim calmly trying to stuff his own intestines back into his stomach.

2) The man has a fetish for busting glass in his anus and the breaking of the jar was intentional. There are a lot of weird fuckers out there on the internut, and thusly I declare this completely possible even if unlikely. I also declare it as the one true option as it is most lulzy. More kids should try this at home.

Klokwerkaos 03:56, 12 December 2008 (CST)

• 3) The guy recalled what happened last time and played a lot of Operation in preparation. He wasn't very good at it. _(talk) 04:00, 12 December 2008 (CST)

• 4) Painkillers? Replicant10000 15:26, 21 December 2008 (CST)

5) Is that scar tissue around his anus and on his upper thighs? If it is, perhaps this is a regular occurrence for him... which would make it even more disturbing. --SilentD 18:38, 13 January 2009 (CST)

6) The man didn't scream because not reason to scream "HELP!" or something, but it was happened untintentional. Around his anus and on his thighs are not scars. There are spots of soap using like a lubricant. 16:10, 09 February 2009

Caption

Whoever put "...THE ARISTOCRATS" is a fucking genius.

I call FAKE!!!

Come ON, there is no way you can stay so calmly still, not gasp, shout/scream/yell in pain while a real glass jar busts inside your ass! I say it was staged with prop blood/blood capsules and a faked jar made of that prop glass like they use in movie stunts made out of sugar.--P00nraider 03:20, 21 December 2008 (CST)

• Why the hell does everyone keep thinking "Well the dude didn't scream - this must be fake"? Clearly the fact that he put a jar up his ass in the first place shows he is not a normal man.

--MudkipsPlz ^{•Is watching you masturbate•} 16:11, 24 December 2008 (CST)

It's disturbing, but the blood doesn't seem real. The jar might be a sugar glass jar or something. I doubt that this is real. Oh well. -- Pierced Anonymous ^Talk! 16:22, 24 December 2008 (CST)

Oh wonderful

Somebody nuked the google rank of this page. Fucking lulz-killers. ~ endedrural _(talk) 16:49, 21 December 2009 (CDT)

This will almost certainly be illegal in the UK when the extreme pornography bill is passed into law

Not that you Americunts care but I just thought I'd mention it.--Powerhouse 18:58, 22 December 2008 (CST)

• That is why America > everyone else. best porn industry in the world. Just look at jporn, I mean what the fuck is that? Pixel censored porn? Fuck.--Zaiger^(talk) 18:59, 22 December 2008 (CST)

• Yeah, the pixel censoring of Japanese porn strikes me as really weird, too. Almost as weird as this shit...--Powerhouse 06:21, 23 December 2008 (CST)

• So enjoy it while you still can. --lateral ^|talk| 19:07, 22 December 2008 (CST)
• Fuck that shit. America is still good for something: allowing extreme fucking pornography. --Bryce - Talk to me! _(contribs) 06:31, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

New video

Same dude, different orifice http://www.efukt.com/2452_1_Guy_1_Screwdriver.html Shutup Man 04:52, 23 April 2009 (UTC)