Tales from the "Liberry"
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Most people who have ever learnt to read know that there are two types of librarian: hot, young geek girls who want to engage in hot sex behind the library stacks (mostly found in universities), and old, angry prudes who hate everybody who visits the library (mostly in your local dump). Most prudes are content with simply telling their patrons to stfu. However, one such prude has taken his frustration public by writing Tales from the "Liberry". Upon inspection, one is forced to ask, "Why doesn't this guy just find another job?" Which was answered recently when he was fired from the "liberry".
Frequent Patrons of the "Liberry"
- Chester the Molester
- Parka
- Mrs. Carol Satan
- The Amazing Bladder Boy
- The Hannas
Links
- Rogues Gallery - The full list of everyone this prude hates.
