Miles "Tails" Prower

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Tails is a character from the Sonic the hedgehog series. His full name is Miles 'Tails' Prower. He is a retarded fox who was born with a deformation that left him with one ordinary tail and a long, furry penis that really looks like a second tail. Sonic gave him the nickname 'Tails' because he likes shoving the younger fox's tails up his ass. Tails idolizes Sonic and seems to be very gay at times, like clinging onto Sonic and crying out Sonic's name when Tails is defeated in Sonic Adventure 2. A lot of people aren't even sure if Tails is a girl or a boy, because he often rivals with Amy Rose for Sonic's attention.

Tails's voice in a lot of the Sonic shows also makes him sound like a girl. Rumor has it that he is actually a futanari!

It is important to note that Tails is high-ranking member of the Furluminati, and is responsible for everything that has ever gone wrong in the world. Tails not only did WTC, but is also responsible for the Black Plague, the Spanish Inquisition, and the creation of niggers. He is, however, not responsible for the Holocaust, as he is in fact a ~~goddamn fucking jew~~ nvm he's a Nazi. As with any demonic foxjuden, he is to be beaten and raped without mercy wherever he is sited. This usually happens anyway in the shows and games because he lacks any kind of physical strength, or emotionaly strength and stability,or even mental stability and Tails insteads flies a whatever-he-can-get-his-hands-on-or-make, so he can skywrite, "SONIC PLZ HAVE BUTTSECHS WITH ME!!!!!!11 AMY IS A TRAP!!!!1" This always pisses everyone off and as soon as Tails lands his shitty whatever, Tails gets pwn by everyone, except by Sonic because he insteads rapes Tails mainly because "his skywriting was so hott!"

TAILS IS A FAGGOT BUT SONIC DOESN'T MIND!!!11!!!! [1] [2] [3] [4]

1 Did you know...
2 Tails appears in Super Smash Furry Brawl
3 Losers that idolize Tails
4 Well known Tails sites
5 See Also

[edit] Did you know...

Fans crave Tails' delicious inner thighs.

If you get a boner from this picture you are a furfag and a pedophile.

...that Miles Prower is actually a pun meant to sound like Miles Per Hour? Now have fun sorting out your blown mind and/or shattered world view.

Tails is actually supposed to be very intelligent, but in reality, he bought all those planes and other crap off of ebay (Before meeting Sonic, Tails made a fortune as a porn star)

[edit] Tails appears in Super Smash Furry Brawl

In Super Smash Furry Brawl, Tails appears in the background of the Green Hill Zone stage, as a cameo. He gets horny when Sonic fights and aggressively starts fapping to him.

Also wanting to join in fights but rejected by Sonic in a polite manner:

Tails: Sonic I want to fight in Brawl too.

Sonic: GTFO nOOb, you suck balls.

Tails: But I can fight!

Sonic: Yeah what would be your main attack, FLY OFF AND CALL ME FOR HELP LIKE A PUSSY?

Tails: Well yeah?!

Sonic: See, you suck, now GTFO

Tails: Asshole!

Sonic: YOU STUPID FUCK! WHA TE FUK DID U CALL ME *rips tails head off*

Mother's Day?
Tails hates teh jews	That's not milk!	Proof that it's not milk	At least 100 percent of people who look up Tails on google images just want to see his wang.
Proof that some furfags wish that they were Tails.	Oooooooo! I'm sexay! And soooooo kawaii!!!	Evidence of Tails' faggotry	Yup,he's gay alright!
Contrary to the fact that he's gay,Tails decided to stay with Mrs. Rose for some after school tutoring.	Who will Tails fuck next? Cloud? Bugs Bunny? you?	Tails isnt attracted to Amy or Rouge	A fox and a hedgehog... What kind of ugly babies will be spawned?
Tails is a rapist.	Tails, you sick fuck...	This is what tails would look like if he was a chick with boobs.	This is what tails would look like if he was a chick with boobs getting raped by a rottweiler.
What most Tails fans dream about.	Furfag's dream.	Tails after his sex change	What Tails would think of his fans if he saw their artwork.
Drawing made by Archie.	"Dammit Tails,look what you've gotten us into"	Milhouse will never be a meme because he's a furfag.	Sadly, Sega removed this from its collection of Sonic fan art. Fucking communists.
TLZ also likes digimanz.	Wallpaper for tails fags.	What Tails fans wanted to happen at the end of "Sonic the Hedgehog 2"	"Sonic doesn't love me BAWWWWWWWWWW!"
Any takers?	Tails is no match for WEEGEE!