Tabby

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Queen Tabs, every day she's hussling.

It is a known fact that 4Chan and Anon have never and will never learn from past mistakes and so history will always repeat itself. A prime example of this would be Tabby, an attractive 14 year old girl from Kentucky that enjoys taking pictures of herself and annoying the fuck out of you.

Tabby's major video "i gotta ferret" came out in late July 09. It didn't receive any large amounts of attention whatsoever until September when her video washed up on the shores of /b/ in the form a of a "YOU RAGE YOU LOSE" thread. Once again, newfags were stunned by her hawtness and proceeded on to make a fuckload of Tabby "queen" threads.

As of yet, no massive newfag-induced shitstorm has occurred as many predicted. Probably because they still remember what happened last time. But nonetheless, all that has truly happened is some hyperactive brunette has been replaced by some blonde hillbilly.

“	I'm so stupid!	„
—Tabby

Example Video

i gotta ferret

“	Spew! Spew! (whoo, whoo) Chicka...	„
—Actual quote

Shake it!

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Her reaction to angry /b/tards

Attention Whoring: A Family Affair

Tabby's mom seems to have started this online exhibitionist trend in the family. A detailed blog has shed some light on /b/'s new queen.

CP, not JB

That's right, you fucking pedo. She's only 14, according to her mom (who pretty much gave us everything for this article).

Origin of the Ferret

“	Mandy brought her very adorable ferret with her, and we are now wanting a ferret. David somehow thinks we have enough animals. Go figure. LOL	„
—Kas Ridiman, with some wicked foreshadowing

Homeschool

“	We have contemplated putting Tabby in school for the spring semester in our new home, as a way for her to meet kids quickly and as a form of shock therapy (she is doing precious little except hang out on the computer when we give her access to it.)	„
—Kas Ridiman, aka Nostradamus

“	And we would not be able to control WHAT kids she met at the middle school--which is one of the reasons I wanted to move and get her out of the inner city.	„
—Mama Kas, introducing her to 4chan instead

Wait... inner city? In Kentucky?

There would have been THREE of her?

“	My twelve year old daughter is a surviving triplet. And my four year old is a surviving twin. Both lost their wombmates in utero because I had an incompetant cervix complicated by lupus. Tabby in particular seems to miss her triplets--she is close friends with two sets of twins (one set is a surviving triplet set, too.)	„
—Kas Ridiman, in 2007 - DO THE MATH