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TLC (TV channel)

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A man whose arms may, or may not, have exploded.
A man whose arms may, or may not, have exploded.

Used to be an awesome channel, but was then dumbed down to fit with the intelligence of Americans.

Its acronym stands for "The Learning Channel" which is ironic.

Where TLC used to tell ghost stories, urban legends, and recreate police brutality gone wrong, nothing has improved. Some of the new shows include garbage like "Honey We're Killing the Kids," a show about real parents who enabled their children's bad habits, such as Christianity. Using advanced computer technology light years ahead of rocks, they Photoshop their children to look like fat girl angle shots. Once the children, parents, and grandparents have been brainwashed, they show a new Photoshop of the kids for thinspiration.

Another show, "Little People, Big Wurld," attemptries to portray midgets as unfunny. However, this is physically impossible as midgets are, by definition, well, you know where I'm going with this, amirite?.

There are still some decent shows on TLC, such as "When Surgical Tools Get Left Behind," "Sports Disasters," and the best one "The Man Whose Arms Exploded." This is sure to change as the number of Jew offensiveists increase.


[edit] TL;DR

TLC now stands for "Teh Lulz Circus" and is a Freak Show dedicated to midgets, rednecks, and kids with progeria (natures cruelest funniest joke)
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