TGcomix

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TGcomix is, for all intents and purposes, a pedocunt. He spends his days posting his shitty lolicon artwork and standing up for his rights. Despite claiming that he would leave DA because of it's unfair censorship, TGcomix just can't stand leaving his non-existent fanbase from DeviantART. Doing so, he constantly ban evades despite complaining about that mods and other users that "doesn't give him the respect he deserves". This dear boy suffers from a case of U.S.I and thus has set out on a crusade to defend DeviantArt from the tyranny and unjust censorship of the mods!!

Once Upon a Time...

TGcomix shows us his knowledge in facial structure.

TGcomix is yet another pedophile who thinks he possesses some form of talent. Since TGcomix thinks that he is a king and that the internet is his throne, he suddenly got the idea that every single thing he touches turns into gold. Of course, since TGcomix can't attract real women, the only way that he can get over being a lonely faggot is to draw-you guessed it, lolicon. And what's better than lolicon than panty shots of said lolis? Spanking them would be the answer! TG has many obsessions, one of them being young girls with horribly unrealistic anatomical features being spanked by older women.

TG will often portray said obsession through lazily made flash games consisting of two different frames. That's right, that's how crassly made they are. How on earth does he make such hideous flash games? Simple, one frame with the spanker's arm in the air and the other depicting the spankee being spanked. Doesn't sound very special, no does it? To him, he thinks it's a grand masterpiece that can even dethrone the Mona Lisa, itself. However, knowing that he suffers from self-loving syndrome this is something that should be expected from him.

Besides being a pedophile, TGcomix is also infamous for acting like a total cunt to people who thinks his gallery is filled with loli. In that case, TGcomix would also hate the truth, since he is too fucking stupid to realize that people are actually smart enough to tell when pedophilia is present. When people do find his gallery to be repelling, there will eventually be a comment pointing out the loli in his gallery. The comment will start off as reasonable; however, TGcomix will take comments too seriously and will always reply in a blatantly angry way. Because TGcomix gets extremely butthurt over comments that don't agree with his viewpoint, TGcomix will pull a failed attempt at looking badass. By "looking badass" he would pretty much use the vocabulary of an angry twelve-year-old with down syndrome and would throw shit rebuttals. Certain ways he shows his autism is using caps-locks, the words "reeking asshole" and other words commonly used by young boys who can't come up with intelligible words.

“	Being too much of a butthurt crybaby to admit their obvious defeat, they create a small army of sock-puppets to take revenge on their opponent.	„
—Can YOU spot the irony?

TG is also well-known to include statements in his arguments that reflect more onto him than the person he debates with. Since he is too concentrated on owning his target, he will always assume that he has done nothing wrong and that people that oppose him are always wrong. In other words, TG thinks that others did actions that he is guilty of. Can you smell the irony?

TGcomix vs deviantART

What? I submit pictures repeatedly? u crazy

No evidence here. Nope. Not at all.

It all started when TG was craving attention for his vast amount of pictures depicting young girls who voluntarily takes off their kawaii pantsu for creepy old men. Because everybody knows that if you draw moe characters with unrealistic anatomy, you can guarantee some notoriety, right? Of course, the notoriety he has received didn't go as planned. Instead of people hailing him as a great god for his vast talents his submission of suggestive pictures only lead to people accusing him of pedophilia and reporting his pictures.

When his deviations do get deleted, he will blame everything on the people who finds pedophilia to be abhorrent, since logically, everyone is a suspect when they disagree, right? Because in TG's autistic world, every single one of his arguments are clever, well-made and brilliant. Of course, in the real world, the exact opposite is true. All of his arguments looks as if they were typed by someone who has a malfunctioning caps lock button and the cussing of a retarded pirate. Because if your argument is 100% bullshit then that automatically means that you have won your debate.

Of course, thinking that he is right in every way, he stated on his Hentai-Foundry that he was banned from DeviantART for "stating the truth". The irony behind that statement is that he stated multiple times on his deviations that his characters were over eighteen, yet his gallery on Hentai-Foundry is literally filled with lolicon and even admitted it on his userpage (which was eventually erased). It's seems as if TG is trying to pull a Teruchan by using the "I'm from Japan" technique, and ambiguous gender. Of course the difference between him and Teruchan is that TG sheds no talent and that his attitude repels everyone on DeviantART.

After all his accounts were buttfucked into oblivion, TG tried to set up a shitty pedofag fanart club. As if such pretentious faggotry wasn't enough for our indomitable hero, he also posted an incredibly butthurt journal in the mistaken belief that anyone actually gives a fuck about his incessant whining:

“	"This page is dedicated to a true internet warrior, a fallen hero who faced down an army of hate for the sake of artistic freedom. Besieged on all sides by trolls and flaggots, he stood his ground against the tyranny of online censorship and paid the ultimate price for speaking the truth."	„
—TG on how a slow, painful dismemberment is the same as an online ban.

Needless to say, such blatant faggotry immediately attracted the attention of the Complaints forum. Personal armies were mobilized, reports lodged with the Admin, and TG's proudest achievement was flushed down the shit tube with the rest of the sewage. The Anti Censorship League lasted less than twenty four hours, massive butthurt ensued, ~~and TGcomix hasn't been heard of since~~. DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. TGcomix has been sighted on Hentai Foundry, posting long, butthurt rants about DA and lots of other pedo shit. Naturally, no one gives a fuck about his sordid little drama, but if he's provoked into a flame war, there's a chance he might get banned from there too.

A Challenger Appears

TL;DR: BAWWWWWWWW!!1!

This just in: ~~some batshit insane fangirl~~ TGcomix has decided to take up the pedophile's cause, posting an unbelievably butthurt rant over the evils of censoring edits that sexualize minors. Transcript cut and pasted verbatim, ~~due to an increasingly imminent encounter with the banhammer~~ DONE:

Those of you who've been following events on the Complaints forum are no doubt aware that a grave injustice was done to an extremely productive and well respected member of DA's artistic community. His handle was TG, and as the name implies, he dealt mainly in transgendered subject matter, working across a variety of styles and genres, from comic strips to flash animation. He was also notable for his uncompromising opposition to censorship and sexual prejudice, an attitude which brought him to the notice of many within the community.

A short time ago, he was banned under extremely questionable circumstances, the reasons for which are still unclear to many observers. A number of his enemies have claimed that he had posted child pornography to his gallery. I can personally verify that this charge is a complete fabrication. TG never - at any time - uploaded illegal content to his gallery. Although some of his work violated DA policies, ~~none~~ all of it infringed US state or federal law. While this blatantly false allegation was shocking enough in itself, the reaction which followed was even worse. Due to the (literally) hundreds of lies and rumors posted to the Complaints forum, TG was subjected to an ongoing vendetta of sustained harassment, false accusations and malicious flagging.

All of this was clearly intended to hound him off the site, as a number of his opponents stated on numerous occasions. Some of them even boasted about how they were using sockpuppet accounts to post highly abusive comments to his gallery, something which is expressly forbidden under DA policy. The attacks were largely motivated by sexual prejudice: most of his enemies branded him a pervert and a 'sick fuck' based on his openly transgendered status.

The sniveling cunt then posts a gigantic text wall of whining, self-righteous bullshit, explaining in microscopic detail how TG was the victims of some vast online conspiracy against DA's transgendered community or some shit. TG somehow neglects to mention that TG is a certified sick fuck pedofag who was rightfully banned for posting child porn to the world's shittiest fanart exchange in clear violation of their rules. TG goes on to reveal how DA's admin conspired with the evil, non-pedophile trolls from Complaints to victimize poor TG and erase his brilliant postmodern artwork from online history - all because he spoke up for transgendered rights (and not because he's a lying, piece of shit pedocunt with a severe case of unwarrented self importance):

Why does the admin allow this to happen? We can only speculate on that one. Maybe they just don't have time to investigate every claim, and take it for granted that a violation has occurred. Or maybe - as TG argued on several occasions - there is an administrative prejudice against transgendered artists; a hidden agenda to remove all non-heterosexual work from the community.

TL;DR: Why isn't everyone a pedophile like me?

This crazy bitch's ~~newest~~ sockpuppet is here. Judging by the average life expectancy of TG's sockpuppets, ~~he'll have~~ got himself assraped with the banhammer by this time ~~tomorrow~~.

Moar TG faggotry

TG explodes into a screaming bawwwfest on DA's Complaints board.

Less than 24 hours since after his last ban, TG was back under yet another gay sockpuppet, this time using the handle 'Skowzah'. Being an incorrigible dramafag, he immediately announced his presence on the Complaints board, probably hoping to garner the attention he so desperately craves. For those of you lacking the endurance to wade through a 12,000 word shitfest, here's the abridged version:

Yes, it's official. Trolls, liars and FLAGGOTS now run DA. The administration tacitly CONDONES WITCH HUNTS, VENDETTAS and PERSONAL ARMIES; maybe even encourages them. Want to get someone banned? Just LIE THOUGH YOUR FUCKING TEETH. Call them an art thief, a pornographer or a ban evader. NO EVIDENCE IS REQUIRED, as the admin will simply take your word for it and investigate no further. That's how DA works these days: trolls have rights, artists do not. WTG, DeviantART!

(full transcript here)

No one had a clue what the fuck he was on about this time, but everyone recognized the infantile, butthurt ravings that characterize all of TG's shitfail comments. Naturally, everyone has reported this 'Skowzah' for ban evasion and related faggotry, but the profile is still active for some reason. Current estimations predict that TG's next buttfucking will take place around 9:34 AM next monday, EST. You can help keep the process in motion by flagging his account with every sockpuppet you can muster. This account, like all the other failures that TG has mustered, has also bitten the dust. Good job, guys!

Interview with Gauis Marius

In an act of unbelievable USI TGcomix conducted an interview under the username Gauis Marius.

Read Here

Below is a sample of the interview:

Q. When did you draw your first spanking cartoons?

GM. I suppose I would have been around nine or ten. I'd shown an aptitude for art since about the second grade and began drawing comics a couple of years later. I went through this phase of doing strips about things I found 'sexy' - almost always based on something I'd seen on TV.

TG's shitfail games

One of TG's shitty animu games. And this sick fuck believes he's some kind of artistic genius.

In addition to all his other faggotry, TG has also released a bunch of totally crap animu games. Needless to say, these so-called 'games' are a load of festering pedofag shit, just like everything else he does. Meticulously traced from assorted lolicon pr0ns, the artwork features the usual array of naked children engaging in various sick fuck activities that make WWOEC look like a church picnic.

Being too fucking retarded to learn even the simplest game codes, TG uses a program called Adventuremaker, which is sort of like Flash for the mentally handicapped. The results are always complete and utter shit, because TG is a brainless faggot whose every endeavor is doomed to epic fail. Incredibly, he takes great pride in these pathetic efforts, frequently boasting that his games have been downloaded like six times from Rapidshit!!1!

How TG creates his shitfail loli games:

1. Trace three or four pictures from various animu screencaps; be sure to add plenty of lens flares and soft blends for that 'professional look'.

2. String them together in a totally unrelated sequence that not even the most fucked-up Xenufag could make sense of. Be sure to use Adventuremaker, a notoriously shitty game engine that seriously fucks up your computer every time you use it.

3. Throw in a couple of naked lolis every so often to keep the pedofags interested. This is of vital importance, otherwise no one will bother looking twice at this juvenile gradeschool excrement.

4. Add the most excruciatingly weeaboo dialogue possible to every page. It is crucial that the lolis talk like brain-damaged four year-olds and use the words 'kawaii' 'echhi' and 'desu' in every literally sentence.

5. Make absolutely certain to use the same crappy pictures over and over again, just to prove that you're incapable of drawing anything new, creative, or original in any sense of of the word.

6. Upload the whole sorry mess to Rapidshit and bask in the radiant glory of unremitting fail.

7. ????

8. ~~PROFIT~~ No.

Shitty Yewtube Channel

And this fucking idiot doesn't understand why he keeps getting banned. Seriously.

While TG's incessant faggotry on dA is extremely well-documented, his epic Youtube Bawwwwwfests are almost as lulzworthy. Way back after his very first dA ban, TG started up a shit-infested ~~anime~~ lolicon channel which was doomed to failure from its earliest inception. True to his unhealthy obsession with young children, TG christened his account PantsuChan, successfully uploading a dozen crappy vidclips despite his severe mental handicap. Believing that it's always a good idea to wave a red flag in front of a bull, he even added the subtitle "Little Girls' Panties: the true face of anime" to his page (probably thinking this was hilariously funny - the prick).

As always, TG's clips were full of sickass loli shit: little girls undressing, little girls getting spanked, little girls with their skirts over their heads and so on (in short, extremely good arguments why every last Otaku on the planet should be interred in a Death Camp and gassed out of existence). As if that wasn't enough, TG also annotated his pedo-fag masterpieces with such classic zingers as "Panchira: the only reason why anyone bothers watching anime in the first place" and "Lolicon: Living proof that Japan is culturally superior". Not surprisingly, most of his videos were deleted practically the same moment they were posted, and regular Yewtubers started complaining that TG was, in fact, nothing more than a fucking asshole.

You'd think that someone of even TG's limited intelligence would have just kept his head down and let the storm pass, but not our hero: he immediately launched into a major BAWWWWWfest and sought revenge on the whole fucking universe with his usual grace and maturity:

Sorry, this clip is no longer available. No doubt some ASSHOLE complained about the gratuitous sex and violence. Glad to see Youtube supports free expression all the way down the line - THE PRICKS.

Great Justice nevar failz!!

Needless to say, such well-reasoned arguments always go down well with Yewtube's highly impartial staff, and it wasn't long before TG's precious Pantsu Channel was divided by zero (possibly the very first intelligent decision made by YT's admin in the last hundred years, BTW). TG's extremely cool reaction went something like this:

“	Some FUCKING FAGGOT complained and got the whole channel deleted. Way to go, FUCKTARD: eat SHIT and DIE.	„

Yeah sure, TG - everyone here's wearing black armbands for you and your crapshit Youtube Channel. Since this horrific miscarriage of online justice, TG has created no less than four different sockpuppets (that we know of), each of which were buttfucked almost as soon as they went online. His sole-surviving account - the lethally unfunny Failcyclopedia Channel - has been allowed to remain as a shining monument to massive failure everywhere.

Memorable Quotes

“	If they have breasts, they aren't loli.	„
—We've heard that before.

“	Anyone who maliciously goes hunting for images to report should be banned until the end of time.	„
—We've heard that before too.

“	What's that? Don't Like what you see? Then STFU and GTFO!! There: problem solved for everyone, you lying little shit!!!	„
—Following in the footsteps of his favourite hero.

“	Which pictures in my gallery do you consider 'underaged'? They're all depicted as teenagers with anatomy appropriate to an 18-19 agegroup.	„
—18-19 months.

“	It's common practice in manga and anime to depict teenaged girls with juvenile facial features. I'm simply following a well established visual convention.	„
—These facial features are usually covered in cum too.

“	As most of my regular visitors already know, I'm transgendered. I fantasize about being the girl in that picture.	„
—Any surprises?

“	Look at Egon Schiele. The sick bastard fucks his own sister and he's hailed as an artistic genius. I draw one fucking spanking pic and everyone calls me a pervert. Where’s the fucking justice in that?!	„
—Why would a transgendered pedo be considered a pervert?

“	[I] underwent psychological evaluation for a gender reassignment programme and was turned down for being a sick fuck asshole.	„
—TGcomix on how he wants to be the little girl. His plans after he lops his cock off are unclear.

“	Oh, hey NOTHALCYON. I see you're still a cocksmoking dramacunt with a terminal case of USI. But seriously, I was going to ask your advice on one of my articles...	„
—TGcomix on making friends

“	...I'm planning to do an expose on that hideous ginger skank, Draconis-wyrm. If you'd happen to know how many cocks she can fit in her mouth and whether she swallows or spits, leave a message here and I'll add it to the article. Bye for now	„
—More TGcomix advice on making friends

“	I guess you can't take a joke without feeling insulted. Sure, I said "shine your shoes too, guv'nor" and I called you a "pushy little bastard", but it was all in good fun.	„
—He's turnin' on that pedo-charm!

“	I'm planning to do a piece on Officer Dustin Bradshaw of the Kansas State police. This unmitigated prick should be buttfucked with his own billy club then be sent to share a prison cell with Bubba for the next eight years. Son of a bitch tasered a 10 year-old girl in her own home. Read the news report then let me know if you'd like to collaborate on an article about this child-abusing sack of shit...	„
—TGcomix on child abuse with pants on

“	I'm planning for the game to have three parts[...] In part three, you can choose the location (home or school) and sexually assault [the lolis] under the pretext that you're conducting a genital 'health inspection' as required by Japanese law.	„
—TGcomix on child abuse with pants off

“	Being too much of a butthurt crybaby to admit their obvious defeat, [flaggots] create a small army of sock-puppets to take revenge on their opponent.	„
—TGcomix on integrity

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Please help expand this list. If TG turns up on your website for any reason, ban his ass immediately. It is utterly imperative to keep this sick fuck pedofag off the web as much as humanly possible.

The Gallery of Loli Failure

Shit.	Total shit.	Complete shit.	Traced shit.
Copied shit.	Lens flare shit.	Learn to draw, fgt!	Typical user reactions to TG's shitty flash games.
But I'm not a pedocunt! Really, I'm not!	Seriously: not a pedocunt.	Typical user reactions to TG's butthurt journal rants.