Sweden
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Sweden is a country that became famous in the Viking age for their pillaging of other contries. They are currently the largest exporter of awesome music in the world.
Sweden is known for being a matriarchy, ruled by hot girls pegging Swedish "men". They are also known for being total pussies; ever since they got a French king they have never went to war ever again, even during WW2 when they were in the middle of the battle they didn't do shit. Takes a true Frenchman to turn the savage Vikings into the pussies the Swedish leaders are today.
Getting drunk and having massive gay orgies for the lulz is a Swedish tradition. A typical Swedish midsummer-festival involves getting into a boat full of women and booze, to honor their ancestors, Failing and generally being pussies in England/France for the lulz, and returning with massive amounts of l00t. Bringing back all the hawt girls you can find is also a tradition. The Vikings did this frequently and that is the reason for why Sweden/Norway has lots of hawt women and England has none.
Sweden has royalty, even though they don't really do shit. The current royal family consists of the dumbfuck (the king), the one that can barely speak Swedish (the queen), the smart one (the crown-princess), the one who no one really knows or cares about (the prince) and the hawt one (the other princess, Madeleine).
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Facts
- All Swedes work for IKEA to make furniture for fags.
- All Swedish men who are ugly get a death sentence. As expected, no Swedish man has ever received the sentence.
- The Vikings were part Norwegian and part gods.
- Sweden is a pussywhipped nation where a man who is not psychologically a castrate feminazi will never get laid. Except if they go to Finland.
- Sweden is full of Arabs who have escaped the Middle-East. Not only do the Arabs make all food in Sweden, but are the only breeders in the country as well, because of the fact that Swedish males never receive any sex, and are only given friendly hugs from the other hawt Swedish men.
- Swedes hate all other Scandinavian countries.
- Swedish girls are insanely dumb. Unlike normal "women", they don't require the boring flirt-part.
- Sweden has been pwned by every single Scandinavian country at different points in history, Swedes has then resorted to blaming themselves for all of their problems.
- Sweden hates you (Unless you're a hawt Male sex-machine).
- All Swedes are homosexuals, have you ever seen their football team? GRÆT LULZ.
The other parts of Scandinavia
- Denmark- All Swedes hate Denmark. Denmark has been buttraped by Sweden throughout history. And Danish people STILL think Swedes can understand them and get really shitty when they can't despite the fact that NO Danish person has ever met a Swede that can.
- Iceland - Broke fucks.
- Norway - Rich fucks. Norway is also known as the West Coast of Sweden with oil and shit, making Norway a refugee camp for young Swedes seeking fortune.
- Finland - Finland is Sweden's bitch. They even have Swedish as their second major (and their only reasonable) language,
Famous Swedes
- Ingvar Kamprad: Rich fuck who decided to make a fortune off peoples imagined ability to build their own furniture.
- King Karl Gustaf: Descended from a general of Napoleon. Provides Sweden with much needed lulz and known to be dumber than even the dumbest American.
- Pornstars: Most common profession of Swedish girls.
- ABBA: Hated by swedes, loved by brits.
- BASSHUNTER!!!!: The biggest shame of Sweden. Hated by Sweden and the rest of the world save Great Britain. If he ever returns to Sweden he will be publicly executed.
Gallery
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 Typical Swedish woman |
 The princess of Sweden and her polymerically enhanced breasts |
 A national icon |
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