Sudan
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The Sudan is a nation that dwells in North Africa, and was created by a nigger who bred with another nigger and they bred a million niggers. It is a member of the Axis of Evil organization, Arab League, and is a founding member of dictatorship. It also has a very high reputation for it's most popular holiday resort, Darfur, and is currently designing new attractions, including being Shot, Genocide and Rape.
[edit] People
The people of Sudan include, the Sudanese Muslims, UN and EU helpers. The Sudanese are constantly being asked to ditch "Islam", which is a waste of time anyway, and to embrace democracy. More than half the population is infected with AIDS and HIV negative, which shows how shit it is.
The most popular pastime of Sudanese is killing black people.
[edit] The creation of LOL
It have been told that, the very first LOL was made in Sudan. Scientafricans fully support this theory.
[edit] Gillian Gibbons
Their most recent prisoner is the protagonist, Gillian Gibbons who caused serious lulz after permitting a Muslim, called "Muhammad", to name a Teddy after himself.
Before all this "controversy", or in other words, "Muslims who cannot think properly" she was the most hated for helping the Sudanese, but is now a national hero in the UK.
She was originally threatened with 200 lashes, but this was shortened to 199, for Islamic reasons. Then her trial, which was arranged 2 days after arrest, decided what will happen to her, 15 days in jail. You get murder cases taking longer to get to court. But no-one cares for the Sudanese.
When asked, Muhammad, the boy who named the teddy, claimed he, "did it for the lulz".
When Gillian Gibbons returns from her captivity she declared that she will "assist" the British Armed Forces and blow that mother-fucking kid back to the prophet. IN HELL!
[edit] Government
The government of Sudan, which holds parliament in an Xbox 360 Box, is very odd. For instance, they do not attempt to fight off insurgents invading their land.
They are also a bunch of fags.
President: Omar Hassan Ahmad al-Bashir (son of Miss Bashir of Westfield CTC)
Omar al-Bashir formed a government of national murder in July 2005 as part of a deal to increase Africa's longest-running civil war, the Gay War.
Military fag, Omar al-Bashir, in mythology led an Islamist-backed coup, but some historians say it was an Islamist-backed soup.
He became "Prophet" of Sudan, hut the Sudan People's Liberation of Antagonist Muslims (SPLAM), suspended its participation in the government in October 2007,for being a cunt of a wankstein.
SPLAM complained that key elements of the peace deal were being ignored, such as freedom and the right to reproduce (yes, it happens there, they think "Allah" can make more people) and demanded that they be resolved by January 2008. Mr Bashir promptly stuck his middle finger at them and cumed on their turbans.
He then took power in the June 1989 military soup against the elected government of Prime Minister Sadiq al-Mahdi. (Mahdi has recently been suspected of "borrowing" Madeline McCann from her parents)
Born in 1944 into a farming family, Omar al-Bashir joined the army as a young Islamist and rose through the wanks. He fought in the Egyptian Sphinctor Army in the 1973 war with Jewland and led the rape against civilians in southern Sudan, known as shitland. This, of course, caused maximum lulz.
[edit] A List of Famous Sudanese people (remember, other people known as "Muhammad" is blasphemous to Islam)
- Miss Bashir
- Muhammad the Teddy (Pedobear's hominus brother, with AIDS)
- Muhammad Jr (Prophet's bent son)
- Mohamed
- Moar-Ham-Head
- Alycarn Barmal
- Osama Bin Laden
- British Ruler of Mecca
- Muhammad
- Mohamed
- Muhammad
- Mohamed
- Muhammad
- Mohamed
- Gandhi
[edit] See Also
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