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Street cred

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David Hasselhoff and Gary Coleman are two kings of street cred
David Hasselhoff and Gary Coleman are two kings of street cred

Street cred is how long your irl e-penis is if you live in the ghetto. Nigras try and use their street cred to Rise up and over come, but fail as much as a newfag dividing by zero.

It turns out that "Street Cred" is about as valuable IRL as your E-penus is anywhere outside furaffinity.

Street cred can get you fantastic pleasure or material. Such things include blowjobs, free drugs, cheaper drinks, backstage passes, trust, skin bleaching, plastic surgery, etc. etc.

There is also the delusion of Street cred among the wigger population, although everyone knows those crackers can't get cred worth shit.

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