Stoofoo.net
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Stoofoo.net is a piece of shit website hosted by an obese webmaster named Skold. Stoofoo houses some of the finest specimens the internet has to offer, ranging from a patriotic 9/11 truther, a man that fathers two autistic children, a 40 year old virgin male nurse with aspergers, an idiot who preaches about an anarchy government system, real-life pyschos that try to dig up personal info on each other, a RL pedo who's serving jail time, David Whede AKA Soul Colossus and many hardcore conservative/liberal cry baby faggots. Many no named trolls have come and gone, but the most notable one was Kevin Ealy Klerckwho killed himself sometime in 2005.
The stoofoo userbase has also splintered into other factions, many are also found posting at d3fx.com. Most users originated from shacknews.com, a website that uses the same message posting style as d3fx and stoofoo. Squabble.org, a third splinter site was also created but shut down when its webmaster, Clay became too big of a pussy.
| —Meelk discussing the first time he had sex |
| —Overtoke explaining basic rocket science. |
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Sub-memes
NOC
"No one cares", usually used to signify that the majority of the stoofoo userbase doesn't give a shit about the OP's post. Origin unknown - was most likely started sometime in the Squabble era.
You need to do more than sign your post
Originally started by Jcterminal, but abused by stoofoo user 'overtoke'.. It is used by replying to a poster with said meme which 'transforms' the OP into a post signature despite the OP's intentions. Best used against short posts that can be interpreted in forum signature context.
Example #1:
User A posts: Idiot
User B replies: You need to do more than sign your post
User A's supposed forum signature is now 'idiot', signifying that he is an idiot
Example #2:
User A posts: LOL Nigger
User B replies: You need to do more than sign your post
User A's supposed forum signature is now 'LOL Nigger', signifying that he is a nigger
Bush = Shit
As stated, this is used to signify that bush=shit. This meme is used in a similar fashion as the QED at the end of a mathematical proof. Its usage was heavily perpetuated by stoofoo user 'overtoke' from 2000-2008 during Bush's reign of awesomeness. Can be used to also describe other politicans, such as Obama (ie: Obama = shit)
Step 1: Post a link about Bush
Step 2: Criticize Bush in any way possible, whether or not there was any wrong-doing
Step 3: End your post with a line that says bush=shit
RAPED
A meme that was started by meelk. Similar to a QED, it is used to signify victory over your forum nemesis in an argument. In meelk's context, it'll look something like this:
Step 1: Look for a post in regards to a subject you 'know' about.
Step 2: Reply by saying how the person is wrong - even if your point is a completely seperate issue.
Step 3: End your post with a line that says RAPED. 'FUCKING RAPED', 'RAPED, BITCH' also works as a force multiplier to show strong rape.
Look how...
A meme started by overtoke, mostly used to show strong disagreement towards a fellow poster. Can be used in combination with many other memes/insults.
Example:
Look how stupid you are. <-- used the most
Look how raped you are.
Look how you totally missed the point of the article.
Look how much of a traitor you are.
Look how illiterate you are.
Look how you signed your post.
Look how much of a liar you are.
Look. Just look.
Basset Hound
A meme started by mr.sleepy. A substitute for the 'lol' meme - only ever used by the user 'beerhunter'.
Cupcake Skulls
Another substitute for the 'lol' meme. It originated from Almighty Tallest, a user who posted pics of her tatoos, depicting a cupcake alongside with skulls and cross bones. That's right, a fucking cupcakes and skulls. That in itself warranted a new meme called 'cupcake skulls'.
History
| —Overtoke, From the squabble days: 2001-2003 |
2001-2003
- Stoofoo was born from the ashes of a mass ban from shacknews.com. Many prolific posters left, skold formed stoofoo.net. Moderate posters stay on stoofoo, while the more extreme ones reside on squabble.org.
2004
- The memories of this event are hazy, but a video was once posted on stoofoo depicting a young Iranian boy being discplined for stealing. His punishment? He would be forced to endure the pain of having his arm run over by a moving truck. The conservative krew took this opportunity to critique the islamic way of life, however overtoke jumped to the stage to defend his most favored culture/religion. According to overtoke, the video was not depicting punishment, rather it was a test of strength. that's right folks, they were testing his strength by running over his arm with a truck. TEST OF STRENGTH. Ofcourse, this sparked a huge flame war on the forum as anyone with half a brain that disagreed with overtoke was shot down by insults such as 'traitor', 'kill yourself' and other anti american bullshit.
- Meelk reveals himself as a 40 year old male nurse. From here on, he becomes the community staple virgin nerd.
- Overtoke goes crazy when Bush wins his 2nd term in office. The bush=shit meme is used in full force.
- From 2004-2006, two users, one named Zoesch, the other V0lk, would bring out blown-out-of-proportion discussions centered around music. V0lk had an unhealthy obsession with Nine Inch Nails, calling them the best band ever, while Zoesch would often call V0lk an idiot (which it was universally agreed by everyone on stoofoo) because of this. V0lk would attempt 'creative' insults to anger Zoesch by pasting his name in a random NIN song. Here's an example (I'm not even kidding; i cannot make this shit up):
| — V0lk's insult using the 'NIN-Eraser' song |
V0lk eventually left when he realized how big of a fucking faggot he was. When that shitty NIN-With Teeth album came out, it became even more clear how delusional he was, defending that terrible album to the very end. He has not been heard from since.
2005
- Squabble.org closes indefinitely, forcing all the trolls and radical posters to invade stoofoo.net. The pussy casual posters that could not take the trolling left, which reduced the userbase by half.
- Skold gets fired from PayPal after misrepresenting the company on shacknews.com. A discussion on shacknews was forming, criticizing paypal's operation scheme. Skold intervened and attempted to defend Paypal using foul language and revealing not-so-public information about the company. A Moralfag picked up on this and notified paypal of this inappropriate behaviour. He was later fired for online misconduct. Many believe the moralfag to be a user of stoofoo wanting to get skold fired.
- A few months later, Skold gets banned from shacknews.com. He goes out in style
- Quag, a member of the conservative posters, is not heard from again after hurricane Katrina. Many presume the doll hands chatty got him fired from his day job.
- From 2004-2006, Skold would go on nerd rage trips whenever someone made fun of his obesity. The forum would get shut down for a day, sometimes a week. Many of these rage trips would be triggered by photoshops.
- Fry joins stoofoo and becomes a prolific member of the conservative group of users. Overtoke switches his hate sensors from old man Dreagon to Fry. From three years, the hate between Fry and Overtoke grew to tremendous proportions.
- The frosty plague: from 2005 to 2008, a user by the name of Frosty made numerous appearances and was banned many times for his terrible posting style. Co-existence only lasted so long. He was finally eradicated from the forums in 2009.
2006
- During a heated argument involving meelk and some other random users (topic was probably related to niggers / racism),Meelk posts a picture of an under-age girl, claiming her to be his daughter. Soul Colossus unleashes a pedophilic Photoshop of this girl with a negro cock superimposed onto the image. Meelk retaliates by threatening to report Stoofoo to the F.B.I.; In response, Stoofoo is immediately shut down for approximately 24 hours by a mod, Hetler Sketler, to maintain damage control of the situation. Meelk and Soul Colossus are banned from Stoofoo. Meelk moves on to d3fx; he comes back sometime later but Soul Colossus does not.. see 2007.
- The shacknews mod board is leaked by Viscid using social engineering exploits, thus allowing the RL forum pyschos such as overtoke and meelk to dig up personal info on other posters. The mod board contained IP addresses of banned forum goers from shacknews (whom now resided on stoofoo) and other personal info that the mods had to dig up to prove duplicate accounts. The leak of the shacknews modboard forever changed the course of history on stoofoo.net, setting up great The Personal Information Warz which plauged stoofoo for years to come.
- A personal information war between Fry and Overtoke ensues, which was sparked by Fry finding pics of overtoke's fat wife and that his father was a schizophrenic. Overtoke reveals that Fry is an overweight ginger. Overtoke finds out Fry's name, where he lives, where his wife worked, the strip clubs he hanged out with and other bullshit that caused fat fuck Fry to lose it. Using his mod powers, Fry bans Overtoke and shuts down the website by banning everyone else as well.
- Personal info wars between fry and overtoke continues on d3fx.com for a year and through private messages. The grudge dies down when fry disappears.
- Skold creates a new stoofoo userbase which only consisted of the 'nice' posters, but eventually everyone who was banned came back.
- Overtoke intentionally crashes the stoofoo database and promptly lies about not doing so even when skold matched overtoke's IP.
2007
- One day meelk decides to post a picture of a turd in his toilet bowl, and claimed it as a 'hole in one' as it was situated inside the hole responsible for flushing contents of the toilet. Overtoke points out the lack of toilet paper in said toilet bowl, indicating that meelk did not wipe before taking the picture. This resulted in meelk being ridiculed to no end - rightfully so - and yet he still had the nerve to fight back and say that the TP was cropped out and provided another picture of the same turd with TP added in - image analysis shows that superimposing the original image onto the 2nd image meelk provided showed some inconsistencies - it is quite clear that the TP was added in later to save embarrassment. We were not fooled. To this very day, Meelk refuses to admit about not wiping.
Proof:
- Overtoke being a sub-human piece of shit digs up personal info on user Hickroar's wife miscarriage on d3fx
- Overtoke finds a new playmate to fuck with IRL, meelk. Overtoke and meelk began to dig up as much personal info on each other as they can, finding all sorts of things about their past. It finally escalated to the point where they eventually find each others phone numbers. Meelk freaked out a couple of times and at one point threatened legal action. In doing so he also demanded skold hand over the database. A personal info war ensues between the two, resulting in overtoke nearly submitting a nurse complaint form that would get male nurse meelk fired in 2008. The war is ongoing to this very day.
- Andy finds an old picture of Korrd (when he was known as Kuaey). The picture depicts a young teenage adolescence holding a lighter close to his face. Upon further inspection, a lego pirate ship can be seen in the background and a final fantasy poster. Prior to this, Korrd was a troll-wanna-be, constantly instigating baseless arguments and harassing other users. Once everyone found out Korrd's childhood picture, he vanished and has never been heard from since. RIP KORRD NEVER FORGET.
- It is revealed that Soul Colossus is indeed a pedophile, he will be receiving his jail sentence soon. Prior to court hearings, he was in jail sitting on a 4 million dollar bail.
2008
- The term Krazy Krew, coined by fat fuck fry is used to describe the more outlandish posters that talk about aliens, the collapse of society, government conspiracies, the Illuminati and shit that no one cares about. As the economic recession revealed itself in September 2008, the krazy krew became more active in the forums.
- Frosty returns as a krazy krew member, which only added more annoyance to the community, he is banned in 2009
- A few posters temporarily leave as new ones come in (mostly cru jone's friends) and shit all over the place. The shit factor increases 10 folds when skold appoints these people as mods when he starts up a 'give me a world of warcraft gamer card and you get to become a mod'. The great whoracle Laura decides to post nudes of herself, ofcoures everyone believes her. It ends with a user named 'Il' fucking Cru Jones' now ex-gf, Laura. Cru Jones finds out and kicks Laura out of his apartment. In the midst of the evolved primate chaos, Skold reveals through PM exchanges that meelk wanted to get a piece of Laura's pussy. In fact, a pic of meelk in his undies were revealed and sent to Laura. Once again, meelk refuses to admit they were his pics. After the gamer card fiasco, the new mods were mtw, adnans(who was a mod before the gamer card bullshit),stained tyrant and kaibosh - they all did a shitty job of modding - infact, one day MTW decides to change user 666devilman666 to '666nascarfan666' because he thought it would be funny (i think he was the only one that thought it was funny - kids these days!).
- After the hurricane in Galveston, Texas, Fry is not heard from again. He is presumed dead. Actually he became too big of a pussy to show up on stoofoo after the krazy krew pointed out the economic recession a year earlier.
- Spazer is still a virgin.
2009
- Skold shut down stoofoo for a few months in 2009, finally unveiling the latest version of the website. It has no new features but looks a little different. When skold shut down stoofoo around April, Dan also shut down d3fx because Dan copies everything skold does. D3FX came back shortly after skold brought stoofoo back.
- A period of boredom has set in, with meelk banned and other provactive posters locked out of stoofoo or refusing to post, the place has become relatively uneventful. The world of warcraft gamer card bullshit continues as everyone races to submit one to get X poster banned (although I personally believe that the Cru Jones ban was justified and near perfect - lets just say that we have come full circle now that a person who was once a mod through giving skold a gamer card has now been banned by gamer card abuse. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL)
Notable Members (present and former)
666devilman666
Some idiot who has too much time on his hands.
Fry
A 30 something year old fat ginger fuck who left stoofoo after his house was hit by hurricane galveston and his 401K plummeted during the september 2008 ecenomic crisis - too embarassed to face the krazy krew's prophecies coming true and ridiculement from the hurricane's after-math, he left stoofoo forever. Prior to this Fry was well liked by some, and hated by many - mostly for being a key member in the personal info drama which escalated to him banning everyone on stoofoo at one point. Part of the conservative and everything-is-fine krew, fry brought southern pride/ignorance to stoofoo like no other.
V0lk
This image says it all
V0lk disappeared shortly after posting a picture of himself with the lead singer of garbage, not realizing that it also meant he was posting a photo of himself. Once everyone know what he looked like, it all made sense, and he ragequit the site. Hopefully, he ragequit life as well.
Frosty
The most annoying piece of shit ever. Destroyer of forums, he will crapflood a forum with stupid posts, not in the irc spambot sense. He once cried in traffic on his first day to work for 3D Realms and had to turn down that job because he couldn't take the heat. Has been banned one too many times.
Andy
A self diagnosed schizo and an alcoholic. Constantly needs meds to stimulate emotions. Often talks about killing himself.
Lotictrance
Lotictrance is a pretty nice guy. Former drug addict & electro-music fanatic has turned his life around in the past few years. He now claims to be sober and is raising his baby daughter.
(Note: Lotic's daughter was born out of wedlock)
Kabex
Kabex is half cat half mexican & has a superiority complex about it. He's very pretty too. He wears V-Neck shirts. Back in the oldfoo days, Kabex was a ruthless nationalistic shit skin who took too much pride in the war torn disease infested nation they call Mexico. He would often talk about how Mexico > America (he still does) in nearly every aspect he could think of: from mexican 'women' to their military power. We went on to talk about how he wanted to join the french foreign legionare, how he was in football and his hatred for pop culture (which he is a victim of now). Many were trolled by Kabex's posts. After getting a girl friend Kabex became a huge docile pussy that would occasionally bad mouth America but not to the extent of what he did back in the oldfoo days.
Verbatim
Describes himself as a loner and has talked about killing himself on numerous occasions.
Laura
One of the only girls that post on stoofoo. She is a sweet girl, very pretty, great body & happens to be a HUGE slut. Laura dates DJ's exclusively and likes it when girls pee in her mouth.
Futant
Futant is a fat girl, obese in fact, but she is proud of it. (god knows why) Most of the people on stoofoo would fuck her though.
Jane
She has huge tits but they are fake. A vapid whore.
Spazer
A 24 year old virgin WOW nerd who talks about killing himself because he's never talked to a girl before.
Silverlink
A college student with over $500K > in student loan debt. Silver committed suicide in June 2009 by carbon dioxide poisoning. He was loved by everyone that knew him. A candle light Vigil was held Saturday, June 20th, 2009. The response was so large, a Second Vigil was held.
Kaibosh
A Canadian living in the middle of bum fuck nowhere with two autistic children, often talks about killing himself. Was originally banned from shacknews for talking about such things. A proud member of the Krazy Krew.
Deevee
This user probably has the highest probability of enacting violence on US government employees. Living a simple life of drugs and doing jack shit, he will often talk about the guns he own, how he hates all forms of government and how great the anarchy approach to governing is. A proud member of the Krazy Krew.
Cru Jones
Piece of shit.
Viscid!
A 24-year-old with a tattoo of Data from Star Trek, works in the ER of a Toronto hospital. Is a self taught intellectual fueled by brain stimulating drugs. Viscid is a philospher, travelling through the edges of the space-time fabric continuum, unraveling the universe's greatest mysteries through well thought out physics-based conjectures. Through reading wikipedia, Viscid has a self-appointedly earned a Phd in pyschology and is also an expert in diagnosing human behaviour - because of this he is able to enhance his thought process by taking a shit load of un-prescribed medicine to sustain his powerful pyschosis.
Dissectional
He's Australian, right? He is also a proponent of scientism.
MTW
MTW has one role: He's the resident scener. He's also very paranoid that the FBI will raid his house, but lets be honest, linking torrents on a Canadian forum with 13 members is hardly a criminal offense. Since Meelk is probably a pedo, he also has an unhealthy obsession with MTW.
Meelk
| —Meelk describing his social life |
Meelk is perhaps the most infamous poster on the d3fx/stoofoo community. Besides being universally hated by everyone, he is a self admitted loner, a 40 year old male nurse, and most likley a virgin. When asked about the subject of the opposite sex, he refuses to give details about relationships, clearly showing his social ineptitude. In fact, he once made an analogy of how cathetering a women is a measure of competency when it comes to interacting with the opposite sex, showing how truly delusional he is. He is a member of the krazy krew, a proud racist and a forum disruptor that enjoys making threatening messages about how he'll report you to the FBI.
He enjoys children shows/movies, talking about UFOs/aliens, the collapse of society and other bullshit that no one cares about.
Oh and he lives with his mother.
Overtoke
| —Overtoke insulting Fry. Typical posting behaviour |
| — Overtoke, comparing the relative grossness of beastality.. for no good reason at all |
Derranged pot head that will talk about 9/11 conspiracies, how bush=shit, how black people are being repressed by whities and other liberal garbage. Much like meelk, he is a forum disruptor, making absurd statements and arguing semantics to try to prove a 'point'. When it comes to discussions, he is often relentless, unable to admit defeat, will try to find a semantic loophole in your post and will repeat the same old and tired insults over and over if you dont agree with him. In these instances, he'll usually end a post with something like 'kill yourself', 'look how stupid you are' and will often repeat this over and over. about repeating himself.. did i already mention this? A member of the Krazy Krew, overtoke will often post articles from questionable news sources describing how bush planted bombs in the New Orleans levees, how the Israelis planted fake evidence for photo ops and other anti-American bullshit. He hates sports, the american way of life, praises Islamic fundamentalists and hates the US government (except when Obama is in charge because he's black).
It is believed Meelk and Overtoke suffer from the same form of aspergers.
During the personal info wars, it is often overtoke that is the aggressor making real-life phone calls to other forum users such as meelk.
Worst of all, he is an Apple fanboy.
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