Statuephilia
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Statuephiles are sick fucks that tell you that humping blocks of cement is a perfectly normal sexual orientation. Much like Pedophiles, they resort to statues because they can't get a real girlfriend.
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[edit] Signs of a Statuephile
- Lingers a little too long by the mannequins at the thrift store
- Has spent over $500... on a fucking doll.
- Insists he was only cleaning her... with his penis
- Insists the world would be a much happier place if all Women were petrified. If only scientists would realize their dream...
- Spends an unhealthy amount of time on Desuchan
- Tries to drill a hole between the bum cheeks wearing black in broad daylight...with the excuse of allowing rain water to drain out
[edit] Quotes
"So I was watching this video. Giant ogre fucking a girl. And I thought it was incredibly sexy. ...But only if I thought of her as a doll. " [1]
"I used to look at gorgeous women and think how unfair life is because I could never have one for my own. Yes I could rent one but only for too short a time. Now that I have my doll I have a beautiful companion when ever I want for as long as I want." [2]
"SEX IS KILLING OUR WORLD!!! Sex kills. Sex can cause life. But sex DOES cause death. Sex spreads disease which are ravaging and destroying millions of lives and hundreds of cultures of this worlds. Not only practicing sexualists are affected, innocent children often inherited these sexually transmitted diseases from their sexualist parents. Sex destroys. The gratitious sex in societies all over the world today result in millions of unwanted births and a population explosion that is rapidly depleting the resources of our world. It can't last forever. The sexualists will eventually see the folly of their ways. But it'll probably be too late. Sex damns. Almost everyone in the world today engages in premarital sex, homosexual sex, or some other kind of sex that violates God's law. This has reached UNACCEPTABLE levels. We're becoming a world of lost people. And yet, anyone who doesn't buy into the destructive sexualist paradigm is a 'freak.' Sex violates. Sex hurts. Sex demeans. Sex insults. Petrification glorified. Petrification preserves. Petrification perfects. Which sounds better to you? " [3]
[edit] Moar
 Asking for it |
 The typical Statuephile habitat |
 Who needs them? |
 In Soviet Russia, Dolls rape YOU! |
 ???? |
 Naked Asians become 25% sexier when you Photoshop them into statues from the neck down. |
 Tied-up girl DOES NOT WANT to be turned into statue. |
 Even the furries get off on this shit. |
[edit] External links
- The Legacy of Timeless Beauty Archive - Rule 34 for statues.
- The Medusa Realm - Statue Art - Porn + Photoshop + stone texture = boner
- Studs in Stone - The fetish goes
gaymoar gay. - The Pygmalion Syndrome: Taral Wayne - Frozen Fur and Flesh - They've allied with the furries, god help us all.
- Statuephilia Copypasta - will repair I your daughter through chaning her meat into marble so that she is a statue
