Star Wars: The Old Republic

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Hey!		This article isn't lulz just yet, but its coverage can spark a lollercoaster. You can help by reverting people who delete shit, and vandalizing their user pages. See this article on google? Want to add something? Join us!

OPEN BETA SIGNUPS NOW

Once upon a time, a game developing company named BioWare decided to make a game based in the Star Wars universe. Plot twist! Instead of playing a RPG as a character from the actual story line, you become a knight who is living over 9,000 years before the actual story picks up. It turned out to be less fail then expected, fanboys loved the bullshit. Then, Knights of the Old Republic 2: The Sith Lords came out. BioWare saw the pointless turn based RPG set so far in the past of the Star Wars series a dying cause, and gave it to some other shitty company.

Well, now BioWare is back, better and stronger then ever (proof being Mass Effect's successful release!). They have released that they will be releasing an MMO based in the Old Republic universe. It's called, Star Wars: The Old Republic (SW:ToR). It is still in development, but we can soon expect major lulz branching from this hump of fail.

Be sure to check in once it's released for the lulz follow up. Until then, please troll the forums. This game isn't even to beta yet, but the fanboys are easily put down, making an easy troll target.

Update: They finally released a trailer! However, it shows no in-game footage, and is essentially a boring cinematic.

Promises

Apparently there are "huge dramatic" choices that will make "real" impacts. They claim no other MMO has ever really told a story and has no actual in-game story line. They enjoy "Stylized Realism" instead of good graphics too! It will apparently be a Star Wars-themed Guild Wars.