Sport
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Sport is the terrifying and pointless act of exercising by choice. Sport was the popular, and more-likely-then-not, gay form of entertainment before the internet came along. Barbaric tribes would select an alpha male, or a team of alpha males, that would compete against other tribes for money, fame, and sex. In these modern and civilized times, sports are generally seen as a grouping of conservative retards by its superiors. Every four years The tards have a mega-gathering that is far larger and even more retarded then a nerd gathering. It is known as the Olympics.
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[edit] History
Sport was invented at least 100 years ago by a small group of retarded Jocks in Greece. The hobby quickly rose in popularity after the Jocks combined their tiny brains to create an ingenious advertising technique. They immediately began calling everyone who doesn't play sport a fag and promptly beat the shit out of them.
[edit] Boring Sports
[edit] Entertaining Sports
[edit] Why Play Sport?
- You're fat
- You're boring
- You seek friends
- You have an IQ lower than 40
- You were raised in a world without the Internet.
[edit] Why No To Play Sport
- It's difficult
- Possible Injury
- On first glance, it may look cool. But then again, it's really not.
- Possible risk to your pasty white complexion.
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