Spics
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Mexicans, (otherwise known as spics, wetbacks, meksickshits and beaners) are a vast and terrible infection. This plague has infected every aspect of America and continues to destroy life in any and every form that we currently recognize.
This pestilence may be even greater and more far-reaching than the bubonic plague was centuries ago. This simple fact has resulted in the beaner swarm's well known accolade: La Muerte Castaño, A.K.A. "The Brown Death".
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Physiology and Morphology
The average Spic's body is generally considered to be an abomination of the human form. They are short, stubby, sweaty, greasy looking, useless hunks of flesh and bone which are wrapped in a disgusting shit-brown elastic substance. All members of the species sport a thick black moustache, no exceptions.
The Spic genus shares many aspects with numerous other animals that somewhat resemble their evolutionary pathways. The earthworm for instance, is a simple creature which only has the objective to consume and breed. Spics are quite similar to this creature with the only difference being that while the earthworm may be useful for creating soil nutrients, beaners are useful for nothing but mowing lawns.
Origins
Spics' ancestors include horny Spanish conquistadors (mostly expendable retards), various and sundry animals, and a legion of extremely primitive spider/monkey humanoids who ran nude in the forests. This lineage has been verified because of how the beaners share so many characteristics with said insect arachnid/primate family.
Commuspics
Spics have taken our jobs, they have taken our money, they have even taken our houses! Ever since Mexicans saw the image of Joseph Stalin they assume he's Mexican, and now they are forced to follow him.
Infestation
The latest mutagen of the Spic species, known as both the "Border Jumper" and the more fitting "Illegal Alien", has finally consumed all the available produce and nutrients in its once-lush jungle homeland of Mexico. This event has pushed the insidious plague further north into the populated lands of the USA and Canada.
Like smallpox and AIDS before it, the Spics have already begun devastating large numbers of human-controlled cities, turning the once decent and white neighborhoods into desolate wastelands and bringing with them indescribable diarrhoea and Swine Flu. Unlike AIDS, however, there is no current evidence that black people are the cause of the infection.
Spics Today
Today, spics carry on a proud tradition of being slaves to their white masters. This has been a most fortunate thing for business, which has suffered since Abe "Hitler" Lincoln said people couldn't own niggers anymore. Most of them make tolerable cooks, landscapers, or basic manual laborers. W, in yet another fail move of his insane presidential strategy started to call attention to the over 9000 spics crawling across the border like army ants. This angered many of his rich white buddies, whose labor forces consist almost entirely of spics. Had the president left everything alone, the cycle of life would have remained in balance, since spics tend to die in huge numbers when working around heavy machinery, due to a penchant for drugs and alcohol. ElBalboa is a spic ->[1]
A spic holding a shovel is called a mexican dragline.
Types Of Spics
- Ugly Mexicans, Mexicans are fucking ugly end of story
- Fat proud spickettes, the fat mexican bitches that go around wearing tight clothes and fuck everything that moves.
- Chents, A low down dirty jobless piece of shit that rides around on a stolen bike and wears clothes reminiscent to what was "hip hop " in the 90's main ambition in life is to bang a 14 year old honduranian skank and leave her with three spiclets by the time shes 17.
- Spic whores, very similar to the fat spickettes, spic whores are proud, loud, practically retarded, and incredibly obnoxious. However, instead of copious amounts of fat, they usually have broad, manly shoulders, a wide back like a tranny, an Adam's apple and nigger hair. Spic whores will fuck anything for attention, food and/or booze.
- Northwest Cholo's, a relative to Chents, are annoying wannabe gangster spics that live in the pacific northwest throughout many shitty apartment complexes. The video below is a great example of a NW Cholo's behavior.
Tropical Spics (Banana Republic Spics)
While pwning the Americas left & right,the Spanish stopped and (naturally) raped around the wildlife of the Caribbean too.This left behind the confused and misguided nigglets today who are stuck in the horrible position of being half black(ish),half spic.
Do note,these Caribbean ones are a much higher grade of spic than their sick beaner cousins.
See Also
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico? A: They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin in the whole country.
Q: What's the difference between a spic and a pizza? A: A pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: Why is a bench better than a wetback? A: A bench can support a family.
Q: When is it appropriate to look at a spic? A: Through the scope of a rifle.
Q: Why do Mexicans eat re-fried beans? A: Because they can't get anything right the first time.
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