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Sparkledogs are the most recent and popular fad sweeping the preteen population of devianTART. They've gained their nickname from their horrendously mismatched color schemes, ridiculous hyooman hairstyles, and useless accessories so numerous you'd wonder how the fucking thing would be able to move at all (How does a dog put on headphones? it is a *~mystery~*). Creators of sparkle bitches tend to get a little fucking INSANE when it comes to "copyrights" and owning every single color under the spectrum. When they aren't circlejerking in their little high school-esque cliques they're screaming "MINEMINEMINE DON'T STEAL TAKE THAT DOWN NOW!!1" at each other instead.

VanillaKitsune is their goddess and they gank her already ripped style to no end. In fact, the easiest way to identify a sparklefag is to simply judge by her front page(because all the kiddies usually associated with these atrocities are bisexual 16 year-olds).

NOTE: Everyone wants internet fame for coining the term Sparkledog. Since everyone is too pathetic to find another way to feel special, don't believe anyone.

NOTENOTE: DevianTARTlets seem to think it's an honor to draw sparkledogs.

Contents 1 Telltale signs 2 Galleries 2.1 Sparkledogs in all their Technicolor Glory 2.2 Gloomdogs 2.3 IRL Sparkledogs 2.4 Sparkleanimals 2.5 Dogification 3 See Also:

Telltale signs

Does the artist:

A) Conceal their shitty grasp of anatomy under piles of poofy fluff?

B) Plaster annoying watermarks over art no one would have the mind to steal?

C) Have a sparkly pixelated Technicolor puppy for an icon?

D) Draw EVERYTHING AS A DOG?

E) Have a vaguely VanillaKitsune/Disney-like style?

F) Go batshitfuckingnuts whenever you use a color that was previously used on one of their characters?

G) Draw "art" that looks like it was shat all over by a spastic retarded clown?

H) ALL OF THE ABOVE?!

If so, it's likely that you've spotted one of these socially inept bitches around. 4 out of 5 EDiot doctors recommend dousing your eyes with some prescribed eyebleach after viewing such retina-damaging material, then proceeding to laugh at/troll these crazy kids to hell and back. Every one of them's fair game.

These blindness-inducing manifestations from the psyches of bratty 13-year-old scene furries are enough to send any sane reader's head driving into the nearest brick wall. What's sad is that some of these people really do have some tiny shred of talent visible in their art, they just waste it all on shiny fluffy dog art instead of going further with their abilities. They also can't take constructive critique worth shit - if you want to piss one of them off, that's the easiest way to do it.

It's also worth pointing out that most Sparkledog characters are born and die in just a single ref-sheet. Or at least this is what happens in their creator's gallery, since the sole purpose of over 99% of these characters is getting fanart of them. And since every Sparkledog looks anatomically the fucking same, a brilliant tactic to gets loads of attention with very little effort consists in drawing so-called "adoptables". This is, the artist draws a single doggy lineart, and colors it over nine thousand times in MS Paint, with the rainbow colors and senseless marking of all their Sparklebuddies creations and adding wings, horns, and faggotry like that when it corresponds.

However, keep in mind that not all sparkleartists are unaware of how much of a disease this trend is. Some are so knowledgeable they keep contributing to it!

Don't worry, it's all in the plan.

Galleries

Sparkledogs in all their Technicolor Glory

Sunglasses are Recommended

Note the flowers, gems, tail, unicorn horn, wings and ridiculously bright colors. Oh God, it's animated. It is common knowledge that sparkledogs fart sparkles. Now with mecha-wings.

IT'S TOTALLY ORIGINAL OOOH SEE THAT GIRL....WATCH THAT SCENE, DIGGIN THE SPARKLE QUEEN. Rainbow ears.....the creator is obviously bisexual or gay. Huge noses totally turn me on. Not even drug addicts see this sort of creatures. NIGGER DOG This dog needs moar stitches. how does a dog know what iPod is? That's what it gets for having such tiny ankles. Obnoxiously huge tails turn me on. I want to fucking shoot it. What the fuck is a dog going to do with all those stupid accessories? Looks like that thing from the Rita cartoons. SUPER KAWAII!!1! I see your dog likes hairclips - my dog likes to lick his balls. Happy? He's FABULOUS!!! If you see this creature IRL call a doctor. Crap even by Sparkle dog standards. This sparkledog has ears as big as your mom's ass. Probably feeds on green jizz. Sparkledog love DIGIMANZ! Totally punk rawk! Leg warmers on dogs. Rainbow tail, a common trait of sparkledogs What a lovely design. Oh God... Note the crotchwings. OH SHI- It looks more like a malformed horse than a dog amirite?? chubbylol I hide my ugly under piles of fluff. n_n Gradients are the next cool thing! LET'S START A RIOT! WARNING! HEAVY EYE PROTECTION NEEDED! I really don't know what to say Oh...it appears I've been impaled with a sword... YOU CAN NEVER UNSEE IT! FUCKING AMAZING PINK HAIR! Hermaphrodite dogz r su kwl. Newton never would have thought about those tails. WE HAVE A WINNER! I like accessories. n_n "She considers her brother her mate. xD" KAWAII! n_____n Ugly boy plushies NOT OPTIONAL!!1 How hideous. Is this really supposed to be seducing me? Epic fail, plz. Since when do wolves wear garter belts? FAILED FURSONA. What a fagggot. LETS ALL COPY VK!!1 What the fuck is it? Piercings on dog is SO COOL AMIRITE??? KAWAIIDESUPRETTYNESS n___n Buttwings. Fucking killed my eyes... Patterns. ^-^ Like something a retarded second-grader would make in art class. ITS LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD- er...dog MY EYES, MY EYES What the hell is "Aqueous Lupus"? It just never ends Craaaaap HEY THERE TRIXY ^-^ Fucking beautiful A pokemon dog with a globe on it's ass. FANTA FANTA Looks like someone's been going a little too heavy on the drugs Wing piercings on dog Another dog with headphones. A sparkledog that can turn into a phone??? GENIUS!!!1 MOAR scene hair on dogs! OBEY! WTF?! RAINBOWRIFFIC! ^-^ AQUAFRESH My pet rat can draw better than this! I'd really like to know what this is WARNING: LSD IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH Rnbw haer on dawg WE WISH YOU A SPARKLY CHRISTMAS AND A DESU NEW YEAR ^___^ What has an overload of piercings, too many accessories to count, and colors that make no sense? SPARKLEDOGS!!! ^_____^ Rainbows + antennae = GENIUS AIDS Please tell me this is some kind of parody Note the blatant color clash Complete with gravity defying tail ^-^ Pink + heart markings + over 9000 piercings = SPARKLE!!!! I'm a pretty mermaid ^0^ Gotta love them mismatched colors Over 100 hideous colors went into the making of this sparkledog. There is no part of this anatomy that makes sense. Purple, pink and rainbow galore! Dogs with imaginary friends. rainbows! ^-^ How very aptly named. The worst part: it's barely recognizable as a dog. ^_^ A pink poodle with butthearts by the sparkledog princess, [Faeora] I take three hours every day to get my hair just right. n_n This is technically a gloom dog, but.... How do these people come up with these things?! OMG, UNICORN DOG!, SO KAWAII! wtf is this shit? You can be happy and unhappy at the same time? I srsly didn't know that! Lyke for realz! This is definitely product of an overactive 16-year-old mind. Ohwait! [Lolipopscake] is only 11. My bad! Oh kawaii symbols and glowing ^_^;;;;;

Gloomdogs

As the name suggests, instead of shitting rainbows these creatures see the dark abyss that is life. They also buy their collars from Hot Topic. Admittedly, gloomdogs are not always easily distinguished from sparkledogs, as they will most likely have a rainbow-colored garment on them, which is no surprise.

If they fagged up Billy Joe more than he already does look now, he'd probably be like this.	Apparently dislikes stereotypes...	Craaaawling iiiiiin my fuuuuuur-	Fuck, why?
	GLOOMDOG.	DEATH DAWG!	My daddy raped me when I was little ;_;
Where's my razor?	Maybe it's emo because it's gay?	Gay emo dog	This isn't a dog, it's a "Fluorescent Wolf"
	Long legs are looooooooong.		Yes, my eyes are in agony too.
	...Dick piercings.

IRL Sparkledogs

A Sparkledog IRL	Purple sparkleplush. A furry version of the fleshlight.	Bollocks, this thing has seriously gone too far.	He terrifies those with any form of good taste
Something to please all those brainless Jack Sparrow fangirls!	The closest thing to an IRL Sparkledog yet.	One day, dogs will have their revenge.

Sparkleanimals

And as if Technicolor dogs weren't bad enough, now the SPARKLY SENSATION is slowly spreading out to contaminate other innocent animals as well. Will this sickening virus ever be stopped?! Not as long as there are 16 year old girls with access to prismacolors out there...

I don't know what the fuck this is...		Well we all knew that horse from Mr Hands was gay.	FABULOUS!
A panda that changes colors? GENIUS!	Hearts coming out of a gun	Shoot me now...
	The Fruit-Stripes zebra got fat.	I can't make this shit up.	Dragunz
Deer peacock	Yes, this is a guy lorse.	Uh...	It GLOWS!
	Goggles on possums.	WE HAVE A WINRAR!!!	typical Sparklelion. Unsurprisingly, all of them are Lion King ripoffs.
Sparklecheetah		Even humans aren't immune to the plague.	sparkle cats commonly have misplaced genitals... so you can tell they are boys

Dogification

K guize, here's the idea: We r gonna take pre-existing human and aneemal characters n real ppl and turn them into dawgs, k?

Dogification

WHEN I WAS It's da best book evar, guize! It rly is! SRSLY! OH, FUCK NO! OMG, EDWARD! Obama dog, wtf Deidara is an Afghan, apparently. NO! NOT OPTIMUS PRIME!!

POKEMANZ! Axel From Bleach Moar Bleach When Obsession Goes Way Too Far This is what happens when you give 13 year old fangirls crack. Bleach Is Obviously A Favorite Among Furry 16 Year Old Animu Fangirls . That Is All. I think Halo is a pretty cool guy dog.

See Also:

• Furry
• Fursona Somehow even worse . . .
• 16 year old girl
• Oekaki
• Vanillakitsune
• BlueshineWolf
• Agonydog
• holy shit sparkledog toys, hopefully it's full of toxic lead and kills baby furfags amirite?
• JESUS SODDING CHRIST, MAKE SURE YOU HAVEN'T GOT A HEART CONDITION BEFORE CLICKING THIS
• SPARKLEDOG FAN CLUB? There is no god.

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