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Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam WONDERFUL! spam spam spam spam BEAUTIFUL! spam spam spam spam...
[1] our new target!!!!1! [2] and his best friend.
- Monty Python. NOTE: Some fags want you to think that this actually would induce lulz. This is specious, at best.
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An Example
The Only Acceptable Response
Spam is a multi-million dollar industry that everyone loves to hate, originating from when authors like Alexandre Dumas were paid by the word. What's not usually known is that spammers and anti-spammers are friends. If they weren't, there would be hella more drama over it.
Don't knock it. It's got its own key. Hormel Foods Corporation, the makers of spam, have revealed future revisions of their spam would use a the latest in 128-bit public key technology for the cans, as the traditional key is insecure, especially as it is included with the can.
Three great characters to spam on board with character limits on their posts are the following : ፼ (U+137C), ₔ, and (U+E366) (seriously, those are three single characters) because they are hueg liek Xbox and will allow you to cover more page area with the small character limit.
Typical spam
Super-Spam
Super Spam is a version of spam that can cause physical sickness, from hurling and losing the will to eat, or losing the ability to fuck your mom.
Super Spam is generally plastered all over the internet, and is mostly posted by 12 yr olds who think its funny to start flame wars and fap over dogs (see: Beastiality). Ironically enough, this is the entire population of the Encyclopedia Dramatica - who claim they superspam "for the lulz". These people most likely fap over Chris Crocker and claim not to be homosexual because they once saw a girl naked - forgetting to mention said girl had a pen0r as well as breasts.
Superspam is not to be confused with over advertising, which can induce similar symptoms. For examples of over advertising see [3].
For more information on Superspam and how to avoid someone fapping over you "for the lulz", the Government suggests biting me
Why spam other people?
- Why the fuck not?
- For the lulz
- Revenge is a dish best served with
spamsauce - It’s a fun way to start a day.
- It’s a clean way to get revenge.
- If you like sending chain mails you will love doing it with spam!
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The best way to get a lot of visitors to your WebsiteNot anymore. See: Lolicon - To advertise your shitty porduct.
- It's the most formal way to get your point across.
- For Jesus, mothafucka! Jesus wants you to spam people with bible quotes like in door to door preaching and spam is better at it.
- Because all the pretty cool kids are doing it.
- Because you are bored.
- Because you are a respected, cool, fun to be around person.
- Because you are a furry.
- Because you are a troll.
- Because you are a terrorrist.
- Because you have no life.
- Because your girlfriend cheated on you.
- Because you love it.
- For the fun of it.
- Because you love Tl;dr threads.
- Because you can.
- Because you can't.
Bad Things About Spam
Spam has made it really hard to mailbomb someone and get away with it. It used to be easy to use 20 mail relays and hide your IP to send someone you don't like 10,000 mailbombs an hour. But spammers abuse things like this and now the fun activity of mailbombing is done. If you don't read this 500 times a ghost will come and rape your dog and granny in a threesome and then kill everyone in the world with a feather. Twice.
Costs of spam
It was estimated at least 100 years ago that spam cost Internet users $3.85 per can worldwide.
See also
Fun
If somebody you know needs a little more spam in their email use this website for sites to sign them up on. oh, never mind.
Use this or thisinstead. Sites were pwnt.
*SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF THIS WEBSITE HERE ED is not your personal army They did it anyway, dumbasses.
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