Soulja Boy
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Proof positive that even mentally retarded Niggers can attain high levels of success. Soulja Boy is one of the 37 children Flavor Flav forgot he had. His real name is DeAndre Ramone Way: a seventeen year old rap artist of sorts, and without a doubt the biggest retard of the rap industry. He is the genius behind that fucktarded song: Crank That that ends every line of every verse by stretching out what some think to be his lyrics. His first, and hopefully last,album Souljaboytellem.com was released on October 2, 2007 and was purchased by millions of MTV addicted teenagers with no taste in real music. Soulja Boy is notorious for having dry, crusty cum on his glasses and oddly enough that cum spells out his stage name.
Early life
Soulja Boy was shat out mentally retarded and deaf by a 12 year old mother named Sheneequa. At the age of three, Soulja Boy recognized his ability to say things repeatedly and play the skin flute. It wasn't until the age of five that he began to beat on random surfaces, such as tables or desks, and to apply his repetitive lyrics to these "beats". In kindergarten, during recess, the children would crowd around the picnic table as he would make unnecessary noise and to jerk his head to the side as if he had some sort of mental handicap.
UPDATE: It has been recently confirmed that "Soulja Boy" is, in fact, profoundly mentally retarded.
One morning in 2007, Soulja Queer awoke with a memory of his kindergarten years and decided that it was time to let the world know of his musical talent, yet failed to use a fucking crack for FL Studio.
Criticism
Unfortunately, an entire handful of losers admire Soulja Boy's "music"(if YOOUUU can call it that), causing him to grow a larger head and a nose that could cause onlookers to mistake him for Pinocchio (or a Nigger Jew). The larger, more intelligent, population of the world despises it. Soulja Boy is the target of much criticism, the majority of which he is described in simple terms, as having shitty music.
In interviews, Soulja Boy has attempted to dodge his criticism, stating that "Those who enjoy my music do not have a knowledge of what real music quality is" and "My brain can only remember a handful of words so I am only capable of repetitive wording in my lyrics," he also added "YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!"
Advice: when you encounter a Soulja Boy... FLAG IT, FAGGOT
The lulz of it
As it so happens, Soulja Boy has achieved a degree of popularity amongst Jewtubers as a source of self-gratification and puerile humor. Because he is, on the whole, rather illiterate (and thus inherently funny, if not intentionally so), his hit single "Crank Dat" now has over 9000 parodies on Jewtube, including ones featuring shitty cartoons such as Spongebob and Dora the Explorer (moar like Dora the Deporter, amirite?). While they're all the video equivalent of tracing, they do have the redeeming feature of more competent dancing. A few samples...
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Soulja Boy the Gamer
Unknown to many, Soulja Boy is a highly proficient gamer, having achieved a single lifetime kill in Gaylo after 9000 rounds of playing. This is slightly better than the average 0 as is common for most niggers. In the final round of a GNAA tournament, Soulja Boy triumphed over his fellow ape due to the inability of his opponent to handle pushing buttons. Soulja Boy is known to abuse the simplest attacks, a fact which scientists have attributed to his inferior primal instincts.
In addition, Soulja Boy has attempted to review the beautiful art game Braid, however this attempt came out as mindless drivel, much like Soulja Boy's music, which can be seen in his masterful video review:
HIS CHATROOM
Since the start of his career Soulja Boy owns a Chat Room where his fans can discuss their opinions about his music. The chatroom has been a favourite place for raids. For moar information about this, see: Soulja Boy Tellem Chat
Trolling: Soulja Boy himself
As with all typical retards, Soulja Boy has an online personality. Go to his YOOUUUTube account: it has EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM. His YOOOUUUTube channel has:
- his sites, inc. his MySpace, Blog, IM, Chat, etc.
- his CELL PHONE NUMBER
- HIS XBOX GAMERTAG (XBox fans, YOOOUUU know what to do, it's Souljaboytellem).
Soulja Boy's BAWWWWWWing
Apparently, Soulja Boy really, really dislikes his 'haters.' As YOOOUUU can see in the following (Mirrored) video, Soulja Boy himself and his tar-baby friends go apeshit and 'tell off' their 'haters' for about four minutes long. The results are unintentionally hilarious. Apparently, SouljaFag expects everyone to take him seriously although he is unable to form a coherent sentence. Recently, some nazis started throwing nigger comments around. Souljafags and hippies responded, resulting in a full-blown race war on the comments page, which of course results in a lulzfest, because the interfags be serious business, yo.
Also of note is that he is a macfag, and upon revealing so, he claims his mac is "a big ass computa wi' no box"
Soulja Boy vs. Ice-T
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HACKED LOL!
Around the 24th of August 2008, some Azn dude called Ko phished Soulja Boy's MySpace, YOOOUUUTubes and emails, and posted scat porn for all of Soulja Boy's fans to see. Soon enough Soulja Boy regained control and then posted a video calling his personal army to take on the hacker. However this backfired and the internet hate machine sprung into action to defend our great hero Ko and DDoS'ed Soulja Boy's website in the process, putting the uppity fool in his place (27/08/08).
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Gay niggers? On my internets?
On 09/03/2008, footage of Soulja Boy partaking in gay nigger sex was leaked onto the interbutts. Anonymous, being the internet heroes they are, felt it their duty to spread this shocking new to the world.
For great justice, YOOOUUU can digg the article here.
Soulja Boy later admitted to his habits in a YOOOUUUTube video.
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Niggers never learn
Not long after the first, a second tape was discovered. Shock and disgust ensued.
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Thinking About Quitting
Discography
Albums: Souljaboytellem.com. Seriously, who names their album off of a website? A nigger, thats who.
Released: Don't care.
Rating: 0/9,000
Sold: 9,001.
Genre: Failcore
Soulja Boy's Parents
Mother: Carlisa Way
Father: Tracey Jenkins
Street: 226 Van Voris Street
City/state: Batesville, MS 38606
Country: USA
Telephone: (662)563-9781
See also
- DOUBLE NIGGER
- Bix Nood
- Shit
- Fail
- AIDS
- IM PRESSIN CHARGES
- Soulja Boy Tellem Chat
- But you are died!
- YOOOOOUUUUUU
Links
- Official Soulja Boy website (couldn't pay for a web developer so made a website on the Ning platform)
- Soulja Boy's Chat Room - Raid for easy lulz
- Soulja boy's MySpace
- Soulja Boy's Newgrounds
- Soulja Boy's Fiance - DAT ASS
- Gay sex tape 2
- Proof that Jewish/Australian journalists are basically press-release whores.
- Reverse engineering of Crank that.
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