Sony-Mae
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Sony-Mae, also known as biaTCH, is another illiterate annoying brat on deviantART and is yet more proof that the only good thing that site produces are lolcows to milk lulz from. Like many tartlets, Sony-mae enjoys the company of her undeserved fanslaves which will throw a BAAWWW fest on you if you so much say she's anything other than awesome and forget to kiss her ass. Unlike most of these fangirls, instead of focusing on Sephiroth or Sasuke, Sony-mae is a closet furfag that prefers to prey on the Looney Tunes. Sony-Mae's behavior is as follows;
- Draw Mary-sues.
- Get criticized for making Mary-sues.
- Blocking people that criticize her.
- Make a big BAAAAWWWful journal, defending herself and insulting those that critique her.
- Block anyone who disagrees in such journal.
- Giving characters who already have existing female counterparts new ones, because she's obsessed with retarded crossovers.
- Make another big BAAAAAAAWWWWful journal, ranting about everyone who hates said couples.
| —Sony-Mae |
Her drawi- HOLY CRAP CALL WHINE-ONE-ONE FOR A WHAMBULANCE
Made with the combination of a 16 year old girl's desire to pair everything that has ever existed up and being secretly into bestiality, not to forget a shitload of tracing paper, Sony-Mae has created tons of mary sue characters to pair every happy bachelor Warner Bros. character up and fag up the Warner Bros. with more faggotry than Space Jam ever did. Looking through her art gallery makes crucifixion look like an appealing pastime as her art looks like it was drawn by an ADHD brat who just discovered Mountain Dew or Red Bull-Vodka. Despite this, she has amassed well over 100,000 page views, mostly because the only comments she ever leaves on other people's work consists of "OMG NICE JOB LOL BTW COME TO MY GALLERY AND SEE ALL MY ARTS TOO PLZKTHX!!1". Her favorite OC, named Bia (more like Biatch) is a blatant self-insert and is paired up with Road Runner in an obvious display of the bestiality fetish. Something about a cartoon roadrunner going BEEP BEEP turns her on, but what she doesn't know is that BEEP BEEP is censored, and what he's really saying is "FUCKING SHIT" after finding out her existence.
| —Sony-Mae, insisting she's not a suethor. |
Yeah, and Bella isn't a sue because she's clumsy. Those don't count as flaws, silly lolcow.
That fucking animu style If Sony-Mae finds a cartoon interesting, she will rape it by drawing it in animu style, because on top of everything, she's a weeaboo.
No exceptions.
The Mary-sues
Sony-Mae, being the sue-artist and arrogant fanbrat believes that the female characters in her cartoons aren't good enough to be any of the main casts' love interests, so she has them replaced by her sues in her clearly traced art.
1. Princess Sony-mae Dolphin-fucker is Sony-Mae's original mary-sue for the Sonic fagdom. Despite being a human, she can transform into a hedgecat or a mermaid, because that's adhering perfectly to Sonic canon. What she transforms into depends on whether she is on her period or not. Despite her parents being both dead which would imply she'd become queen, she's still a princess. She is not a mary-sue. Sony-mae is also a slut that wants penor from both Manic and Sonic. Note that she looks exactly like Biatch.
2. Kikko Warner, made for the Animaniac brothers and the TROO WUV of Yakko and Wakko with her UNIMAGINABLE BEAUTY, despite clearly being related to them. Since she's a complete jealous slut, she gets mad at Hello Nurse and Minerva Mink if they so much bother to stare their way. Her weaknesses include sleeping with a teddy bear and being called toots.
| —Kikko, after being asked if she was a virgin. |
3. Biatch Jetstream Sony-Mae's favorite sue, which is just a recycled idea from her sony-mae sue. Bianca means "beautiful" in Italian, though I wouldn't be surprised if that's just made up shit, but everyone calls her Biatch because, well, she's a biatch. Everyone fucking loves her in Sony-mae's fanfiction, but canonically the characters wouldn't give a shit about her. Bianca, of course, thinks feathers and beaks are sexy, and is often on the run from the police because bestiality is illegal. Like Sony-Mae herself, she is a slut.
| —Sony-mae, on how is babby formed. |
5. Melina Buck the only OC that comes close to not being a sue, but she's still sooo much bettar dan dat wether lady!!1
6. Laura Jane Coyote made because none of the canon characters seemed to match up with Tech. Tech's PURFEKT LOVARR!11 Her weakness is that she's a klutz.
7. Agnes Devil: Sony-Mae felt sorry for Slam, so she also made him a fuckbuddy. Never drawn unless her other suesluts are there too.
8. Yumi: made for the small but vocal minority who think fucking Transformers is hot, because of course Sony-Mae couldn't stop at being a zoophile, she has to be a technophile as well. Yumi is both Megatron's and Optimus Prime's sister and cannot decide who to join, but I doubt either of them would give a shit about a Volkswagen bug. The only thing she does is rape Bumblebee and fantasize about Megatron and Optimus Prime having sex.
9. Serena Dino-fucker: Despite being 14 years old, she thinks Dinosaurs, in their fat and tiny brained glory, could still be living. Unfortunately, this happens to be true and she becomes a super special snowflake that ends up living with the anthro dinosaurs. Ends up dying of salmonella poisoning from fucking reptiles.
10. Vagessa is yet another blonde clone of the original Sony-Mae. When she died she landed in the toon world, which makes absolutely no fucking sense. Thanks to the boys' tears of having to endure this shit, Vagessa becomes a toon like them and became alive. She's the ninth Cosby Kid Fat Albert kid, which DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S A MARY-SUE, GUYS!!!1
 "Here's a pic to show you guys that my LU OC Bia Jetstream and my Fat Albert OC, Vanessa look nothing alike." |
Of course they don't look alike! ... If you're completely fucking retarded.
Sony-Mae pretending she knows how to write
Eventually, Sony-mae decided to try her hand at writing a complete rip-off from Night at the Museum, starring her sues (but of course!) and shit all over the (already terrible) movie. Since her fanturds can't do anything else, ass pats and calling it "creative" ensues.
Her writing is absolute crap. Whoever heard of putting ACTUAL DESCRIPTIONS and of course, somehow repeating the word "unsatisfied" despite going against its actual meaning; proving that Sony-Mae must be mentally retarded considering she has the English skills of a fourth grader. On top of it all, she has the BAWLS to make a journal asking if her fanfiction is better than the movie itself, and that "I need You're opioion." Of course, anything that tells her that her stupid fanfiction is complete shit even by fanfiction standards just gets their comments hidden, so the only thing that appears on her journal is "YES YOU'RE COMPLETE AWESOME!!1111" so that Sony-mae can make her ego bigger. Clearly much lulz will be had when she realizes that outside of the basement people are not going to be as willing to bend over.
Of course, Sony-Mae has the arroagance to think that her silly childish mary-sues are better than canon characters, and she honestly hopes that some day WB will see her art and deem it good enough to put it into their cartoons. Sony-Mae uploaded an image comparing Margot Mallard from the Tiny Toons to her badly drawn Road Runner Sue Kia. When enough people pointed out how she's an arrogant whore and defended the character with actual flaws OMG!1 Sony-Mae threw a BAAAAAAAAWWWWfest journal and deleted the picture.
Of course, when you're being an arrogant dickwad like Sony-Mae and bash a character, expect someone to defend her. Instead, Sony-Mae got hit by the reality that not everyone's going to kiss her and her Mary-sues asses all the time. The lulziest part is that her little ass-tappers then complain about "crazy fangirls", often mentioning twitards - ridiculous because they sound just as bad, if not worse, than them. As if their hypocrisy wasn't blatant enough.
HAHAHA, BALEETED
NO CRIDQUE COMMENTS!
Sony-mae, being the kind of tartlet that always has to have her ass kissed by her fanturds, hates criticism. If she gets criticism she will rant about how she hates it like in the image above, because this is obviously a site to kiss her ass, and not for art. Sony-mae will also hide your comments, so BEWARE. She will also delete journals if she realizes she's being pwn3d hard, SO GET TO DELETING, ANON.
Upon discovery of this article, Sony-mae made a BAAAWful journal saying that she would improve and apologizing - in which sources confirm she has done at least 100 times before...
Only to hide several of the comments. It also appears that Sony-Mae has forgotten that Anonymous never forgives or forgets.
On her reaction to this thread, which is where she was discovered as a lolcow, one of the twiantis feigned caring about it so that Sony-Mae would not immediately hide the comment decided it'd be lulzy to link her to the thread that started it all. As always, Sony-Mae throws yet another BAAWWWWWFEST journal:
Loonatics Unleashed
Sony-mae's mary-sues are mainly geared towards the Loonatics Unleashed crowd, which was a gay ass way to appeal to merge Looney Tunes and animu to appeal to the weeaboos, while ripping off X-men all at the same time. This had nothing to do with the original cast, but with their descendants or some crap like that. When original LT fan Spootay made a deviation mentioning, but not even giving a well-deserved bitchslap mention, her slaves and hoardes of fans decide to attack in a way resembling piranhas and Twilight fans.
But in a twist of hypocrisy, Sony-Mae was the one who originally decided to BAAWW about Spootay on a separate forum, complaining that she needed to "grow up" because her drawings made her want to cry. Srsly. And then she starts defiling everyone's childhood with Rule 34 on something that already defiled everyone's childhood. What a mindfuck.
STOP CALLING MY BF GAY!11
Like any retarded sue-tartlet, Sony-mae has to get overly-defensive about her precious imaginary boyfriend's sexuality. She harbors a deep hatred of slash fans, whom she will often BAAWWW about in her journals. When slash fans defend themselves and prove to her that she's an immature little bitch she deletes her journals and runs to cry in the corner until she gets enough courage to resume her biatchy little activities. Often she will apologize for being a whiny bitch at criticism or hating slash fans -- which considering this is DevianTART is pretty rare to come by -- only to do it over and over again. Why she just plain won't GTFO the Internet and hide under her bed is a mystery to all, because she is clearly hated by anyone having an IQ over 5 points. While most people agree that slash fans are horny mind-raping 16 year old girls, Sony-mae takes it personally because HOW DARE THEY portray a cartoon character as being anything other than straight?
NO cartoon character would actually give a shit about fanart, as seeing they're incapable of doing so. That, and Tex Avery is already rolling in his grave by the existence of Loonatics Unleashed, and as if Sony-Maes's Rule 34 would win her any more points with him than slash.
TROLL'D
Sony-Mae the lolcow has been since discovered, several trolls have targeted Sony-Mae's loli-wannabe-ass under the guise of pedobear. This has also been accompanied by general troll spamming. Of course, since Sony-Mae is a little sheltered brat (no wait, she's actually 18, my bad) she makes another BAAAAWWWfest to milk lulz from.
 Sony-Mae thinking she's important. Also, no shit. |
 Once again insisting her Mary-sues are not mary-sues because of some stupid test |
 This is a srs situation gaiz! |
 Hidden when she realized this person shockingly wasn't serious. |
 ORLY... |
 Sony Mae being pwned. This comment will be deleted in a fit of Butthurt |
 Even normal tartlets are joining in for the lulz. |
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 Her grasp of English is still laughable. Also, SECONDING THIS SO HARD. |
- Another common way to troll Sony-Mae is to tell her you wrote a Biatch/Rev fanfiction and then link her to Tech/Rev slash. Preferably with porn in it. Delicious lulz are guaranteed to ensue.
OMG ITZ NOT BESTIALITY!! STFU!!1
Sony-Mae, being a furfag, suddenly decided to BAWWWWWW about how we reprimand her for being into "human/anthro" pairings. This was clearly an effort to distract her fanturds from the obviously false claim of getting into art college, which was conveniently deleted. Of course, she needs her fanturds to defend her because she can't even do anything and she's a poor, defenseless victim.
Of course this was accompanied by more hiding comments to those that happened to say something different than I AGREE U ROCK LEMME KISS UR ASS!!11
Denial
Plagiarism
Just when you thought Sony-Mae couldn't be any more of a spoilt lolcow, it turns out she's also an art thief of sorts.
WAHLLERY
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See Also
- Bestiality
- Fists The Echidna
- Mary Sue
- Snapesnogger
- Sonicrocksmysocks
- Sony Playstation
- Shitty Art
- Waluigis-girl
- 345rv5
- SigurdHosenfeld
- Cheese1997
- Ryoukitten
- Chikichakigirl
- HelenBaby
- TwilightSucks
External Links
- sony-mae on DevianTART
- Her fagfriend. Her first name is Sam
Her bipolar fucktarded dykefriend. Her real name is Susan Bunny. She Also Lives In Puerto Rico.LOL SHE'S ON OUR SIDE NOW.- Nostalgia Critic saying no to Sony-mae.
- TwilightSucks' "off-site" operation base for Sony Mae and other fandom-raping suethors as confirmed by this post
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