Sonicrocksmysocks

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Translation: "Is made of fail."

Lay off the ramen, you fat bitch.

Kylee compares herself to Hitler.

Even google ads thinks she's a fat cunt

Sonicrocksmysocks is yet another whiny little weeaboo shit on DevianTART, akin to Snapesnogger except without all the gay fetish porn. Possibly the biggest animu artist on the site, she is, of course, popular as fuck and a selfish, talentless whore at that.

[edit] ART? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

Her horrendous gallery consists of fanart of her self-insert character, Kylee, accompanied by some hype anime characters. Whenever someone with half a brain comes along and tells her that they're sick of seeing Kylee in her pictures, she bitches at the person, gets all depressed, and writes a long journal entry on the subject.

Her gallery doesn't only consist of fanart; it also contains multiple flash animations, songs that she attempts to sing (some of which include her Japanese "skillz"), and her camwhore adventures.

Despite the obvious fact that half of her drawings are sketches, have no color or value, lack proper anatomy, and get drawn on LINED FUCKING PAPER, she still receives at least 100 comments, over 500 favorites and THOUSANDS of views per drawing. The only thing she's good at is consistency, since she draws the same picture a million fucking times, but her god awful lack of originality cancels that out ten times over.

When someone points out flaws and tries to help her get better, YOU'RE JUST MEAN. Kylee is obviously the most mature one here by acting like a smartass.

And to think this girl has over 1,150,000 pageviews and has 5,749 people and counting watching her, which outdoes some artists on the site who actually have some fucking talent by way too much.

[edit] I R MENTALLY DUHSEEZED LOL

She claims she has Asperger's Syndrome, along with half of the rest of the internets. FUCKING DELETED to cover up for her faggotry.

Funny.

If she DID have AS, then she would have symptoms such as having a fascination with abnormal subjects or objects (Anime is considered one, but then again, we're talking about the ACTUAL symptoms here), have trouble talking or understanding humor, but not exactly enjoying it (see her "funny" comics and horrible singing voice), and more. For more information and calling on her bullshit, read here.

After writing this, AS USUAL, she got over 100 favs and comments from her retarded fans saying, "OMG THAT'S SO DEEP KYLEE I HAVE ASSBURGERS TOO" or "WE LOVE U UR SO INSPIRING". While these saps were sucking her clit, others told her to stop whining like a little emo bitch. They mentioned that people with AS live normal lives and don't get all depressed over the fact that they're an aspie and treat it as if it was cancer (which she did). But then again being a retard ASPIE, she has to cope with her pathetic life somehow.

Way to go to for treating it like a fad, Kylee! To those who are actually diagnosed with the real disability, you are truly one sick bitch.

[edit] Kylee

Facial expressions?! Kylee only needs one!

Most likely the uncrowned queen of self-insertion Mary Sues, Kylee is Sonicrocksmysocks' animu alter ego. It seems that she's unable to draw any fanart (or pictures at all) without adding her buttfuckingly ugly character to make the picture even worse with her blazing, retarded grin. Seriously. This girl does NOTHING but grin and be kawaii desu ^_^ with the hawt bishies and female side-characters. I'm sure if all those anime characters she draws with her Mary Sue met her IRL, they'd kick her ass for being so annoying and "inspirational to others".

Wow, such originality.

Kylee's the most unimaginative creation since the PSP. No, wait, I was lying. It actually takes a rocket scientist to create a blond anime girl with a green T-shirt and blue jeans and just one expression. And, naturally, with this brilliant character design, she fits into ANY series imaginable! Shit, they could even put her in the middle of a Star Trek episode and nobody would notice a thing wrong with her outfit. Of course, Kirk would end up falling in love with her, too, and she'd befriend all the female crew members.

Then again, Mary Sue + Animu + Shitty Flashes = INSTANT POPULARITY!!1

People Kylee Has Banged

• Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist
• Ash Ketchum from Pokemon
• Lan from Megaman Battle Network
• Inuyasha from Inuyasha
• Yugi from Yu-Gi-Oh
• Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog
• Link from The Legend of Zelda
• Impmon from Digimon
• Sonic from Sonic the Hedgehog.
• Rock Lee from Naruto
• L from Death Note
• Every Other Insanely Popular Anime Fag
• You
• Your mom
• The Pope
• Had a three-way with Asterix and Obelix

Needless to say Kylee has AIDS.

It is also easy to tell that Kylee is into beastiality, as Sonic and Impmon are animals. Maybe Inuyasha too, considering he's half-dog.

[edit] Pedophilia

HOLY SHIT KYLEE IS A PEDOPHILE...

...as if we didn't already know by her love of Ash, Yugi, Link, Rock Lee, and Near (being carried by Kylee in the above). But being the big fat whore she is, she loves animu bishie boys no matter the age. This means all males, animu or irl, must stay at least 100 miles away from her. If not, they'll be sucked into her vagina since she is too lonely, fat, and ugly to get one male (good-looking or ugly) to even look her straight in the eye. As so, she can only go to her aspie world thinking that boys love her Mary Sue self. IRL, Kylee is a fat cunt desperately trying to make it into the real world with her shitty voice and terrible art.

(People, come on, that can't be real. It's a different facial expression, and we all know she can only draw one, because of her excess skillz, amirite?)

[edit] Vocal Talent

In addition to her numerous SheezyArt submissions featuring her vocal mastery, you can now listen to Kylee sing about her favorite things with her wonderful voice on video. Thanks YouTube!

Her beautiful voice in action.

Dear God... someone shut this fat bitch up.

[edit] Anime Conventions

SMRS attends animu conventions yearly to meet cosplayers, and also goes there to meet her deviantART fans.

In a journal proceeding just such an occasion, she states that during Anime Expo 2008 she will wear "some cheesy clip-in white streaks" so that she will be easily recognized, thus further proving that Kylee is just an idealized self-insert of her fail self.

A certain source tells ED that she was approached by Anti-SRMS activist[1] (also under the DA account [2]) who told that her "artwork" was shit, and that "Its truly hard to believe no one ever made fun of her IRL." Perhaps this was part of the "failtastic shenanigans" she refers to in her journal.

Also, let it be known that she admits to "screwing [her]self over at an open mic event." It's so sad because we all expected you to succeed and wow us with your wonderful voice!

[edit] The Fanbase

While her fanbase on deviantTART is enormous, she has also developed a larger (but by no means smarter) community of fantards on the deviantART ripoff SheezyArt. It's quite strange the amount of fans she's accumulated in ratio to the quality of her art, but alas, the deviantTART paradox strikes again.

Her fantards are mindless devianTARTlets, and will try to cheer her up and tell everyone how mature they are, despite them being no more than 14 years old. They continue to draw her wonderful fanart and include her in their shitty cartoons. Her mom also commented on her page just to cheer her up.

This cunt is spoiled as hell, and yet doesn't thank a SINGLE one of these people for the support and sympathy they give her. Most people would be nothing without their fans and often thank them if they're not too busy. However, Kylee is not one of these people. The only thing she does is whine for moar popularity that she doesn't deserve.

She also pulled a Snapesnogger, claiming she hates every single one of her fans and wishes to shoot them all.

However, as with any fanbase, she also has a bunch of haters, not to mention a hate club. The haters are mostly made up of people who can actually draw, aren't retarded, know REAL vocal talent, know that her sue is pure shit, and stand up for true justice. The haters usually point out to her fans how crappy her art is and how much fail Kylee put into it. The fans usually defend Kylee because they can't even draw, more than likely because they're too fat to lift a pencil. The fans have no intellectual ability to know a single fact of how anatomy is supposed to work, and think that SRMS' art is fucking flawless. Her fans usually praise Kylee's shitstorm and wish that they could draw as good as her. Her haters critique her artwork, but Kylee bitches at them, refuses to take the advice, gets depressed, and avoids them. Fat cunt.

[edit] Honest To God Comments From Her DevianTART Profile Page

This kind of crap just goes on and on and on and on...

[edit] Examples of Her and Her Fanbase's Faggotry

Some argue that HALF OF DEVIANTART watches her. Even the admins.	Proof that everything on the internet IS serious fucking business- including troll accounts.	Part 1, the most retarded discussion I had ever encountered... ever.	Part 2, the note I sent to ~erimiris.
Part 3, aaaand the full of fail reply I got. Obviously, he read the whole thing out and replied with an intelligent answer.	A shitty fan stamp by one of her loving fans and stalker, DBoyWheeler. Notice she added the anti-srms stamp to her favorites and not this one.	Another arguement between someone who has common sense and someone who doesn't.	You just keep adding fuel to that fire.
Oh WHAT THE FUCK.	LOL	Kylee is a great artist.	Some crave for Kylee's great talent.
Human Translation: "I'm a bitchy Kylee fucktard suffering from major butthurt."	Scary people out there...	YOU'RE A PRO NOW!	DBoyWheeler tries sticking it to Kylee.

[edit] Super Kawaii Art Desu Ne!

Lined paper = instant win!!1	Kylee apparently gets around.	Oh god.	This girl needs to check the dictionary for the word "Development".
IT'S NOT KYLEE! LOOK AT THE EYE COLOUR!	Who doesn't belong?	Oh my god! It's not Kylee!--Wait it's just another Mary Sue. Nevermind.	This is a picture for Vic Mignogna, Edward Elric's voice actor. I doubt he or anyone else would want a drawing of Ed with a Mary Sue as a gift. Notice she added the cross necklace, probably to kiss his Christian ass.
Her self portraits would look more realistic if she added 100 pounds...	Possibly the worst realism attempt in existence, thus proving that all she can draw is generic anime.	Your worst nightmare.	Let's see; crappy anatomy, same FUCKING paper, the same retarded grin. Nope, not seeing much of a change here.

[edit] Kylee's Camwhoring Adventures

She finally did it: even her eyes are fat.	She should get some sleep. Those eyes look awful. And no, lipstick doesn't make you prettier. Stop it.	Your best face!	She finally looked at herself in the mirror.
Poor kitty.	Is she licking him? Just imagine what the fuck else she does with that.	More make up? Jesus Christ, seriously- STOP.	Kylee is way too ugly and fat to pass off as Misa.

[edit] Kylee Ignores Trolls

And it goes on and on and on!

Numerous people have trolled Kylee's dA page over the months, but she often doesn't bother to hide the comments, even the ones that lag and crash your browser. It's okay though, it's fun to look back and laugh at some of the comments!

Disregard that She fails at attempting to lol at them.

[edit] Fan Art

Even her asshole has the same facial expression.	Yes.	Kylee is in love with herself.	IMMA BLASTING MA SHITTY SUENESS
For those of you who aren't blind, retarded, or anatomically incorrect. We have recieved word that this was baleeted, unfortunately. :(	Just so you know.	What she does in her past time.	Kylee's reoccurring dream involving her to actually touch a boy
Kylee is cancer of all kinds	A more realistic version of Kylee's self portrait	Sues these days. What are they going to do next?	What Kylee does to EVERY male.
Part two...	The current faggot she is raping.

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[edit] Kylee's Theme Song

So original, just like her, right?

[edit] Did You Know...

• ...it's a little known fact that she's a real life Mary Sue too?

• ...that only thing worse than a Mary Sue is her (untalented, autistic internet tough guy) stalker?

• ...she was a GameMaster at the very short-lived SheezyArt RagnarokOnline server? (As expected of Kylee, she fucked that up too.)

• ...she's going to try out for American Idol? ( Spoiler Alert: she fails)

• ...she's planning to write a book on weaboo culture?

[edit] See Also

• Cheese1997
• snapesnogger
• deviantart
• whore

[edit] External Links

Sonicrocksmysocks on DeviantART Troll for great justice and get the bitch off the internets.

SRMS's various weeaboo singalongs. BALEETED

Luckily for your ears but not for the lulz, the singalongs have not been posted to YouTube.

SRMS parody page. Her pictures don't suck without Kylee BANNED.

A Stupid sub-account she created on DA. You can help by SPAMMING the FUCK OUT OF IT.

Her Myspace Account. No Attention Whore is complete without one!

Somebody trolling her on SA. Join in if you want. BLOCKED!

HER BRAND NEW SHEEZYART. CAN'T HIDE FROM US, BITCH.

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