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Kanye Cash
Yo Young People,
My name is Kanye West, and I'm better than every single one of you. I'm happy for you and Imma let you finish, but all of you are immature internet haters who spend every second of their lives making dumb memes about me. You are everything bad in pop culture. Honestly, have any of you ever listened to my motherfucking lyrical wordsmithing? I mean, I guess it's fun insulting the voice of a generation because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than when I interrupted that white girl at the Video Music Awards.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best meme. I'm technically a genius. I impersonated evel knievel, my CAPS LOCK KEY IS FUCKING LOUD, and George Bush doesn't care about black people. What endeavors do you pursue other than eating fish sticks? I also get straight platinum albums and was loved dearly by my deceased mother (She just tweeted me from the grave; Shit was SO spooky). You are the biggest faggots of all time. OF ALL TIME. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me with Kanye West.
Danzyboy Cash
Hey Faggots,
My name is Danny, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any asshole? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am a jnr black belt in kickboxing, and am competing in the 2012 Taekwondo Olympics. What sports do you do, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's at work experience, and have a banging hot boyfriend (He just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my boyfriend (on the left), he got white belt in 2 weeks
Jesus Cash
Hey non believers,
My name is Jesus (Historically it's Joshua, but jesus is fine too.) and I hate or love you depending on who's telling it, but that's cool. Some of you are slightly over weight, less than productive members of society, but I don't mind. A lot of you are technically everything that's bad in the world, but it's never too late to change your path, so it's no big deal. Have any of you ever lied with woman in the biblical sense? I'd add "Honestly" but I already know that answer. Anyway, It's fine if you have, there's nothing becoming one with another person, even if it's someone of the same sex, (I don't actually mind) but it's actually better if you haven't. I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, (to some people) but you all take to a whole new level, but hey, we've all been cruel. This is even technically worse than letting your seed fall on barren ground over facebook pictures, but who really cares?
Don't be a stranger, I genuinely want to know each and every one of you. There's room in the herd for all, but if you prefer to be solitary that's perfectly acceptable too. Go ahead and hit me with your best shot, for I love a lively debate. I'm pretty much the son of god, but that doesn't mean we weren't created equal. I was apprentice carpenter, then I wandered around Judea for a while. What pilgrimages have you been on? I genuinely want to know. I also got crucified, but contrary to popular belief, I didn't want it to happen. It was a bit of a bummer, but hey, "misfortune comes always out of season." I also sit at the right hand of god ( His glory permeates my life, poop was SO holy) You should all just kill yourselves so I can meet you now! I'm so excited!
Pic related, it's me alone, seeing as I don't feel the need to subjugate a woman.
God Cash
Hey Sodomites,
I am eternity, and I created every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day blaspheming. You are everything bad about creation. Honestly, have any of you ever been offered a sacrifice? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own inner demons, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than crucifying my only begotten son.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much omniscient. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Goyim? I also create entire Universes, and have a banging hot adultress. She just took me up to heaven, shit was SO Cain. You are all inhabitants of Gomorrah who should just voluntarily pass on to the kingdom of heaven NOW. Thanks for your faith.
Amen
Allah
Hey Faggots,
My name is Allah, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slimy, thieving, Jews who spend every second of their day looking at offensive pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gang-raped any 9 year old pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than eating pork.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of Al-Qaeda, and starter on my PLO team. What hobbies do you do, other than "preach religious tolerance"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot Prophet (He just blew me; Shit was SO cash; Thy seed is all over thine face). You are all faggots who should just convert to Islam. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my Holy Prophet.
Christ Cash
Hey Atheists,
My name is brother John, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are blaspheming, immoral, devil worshipers who spend every second of their day denying the existence of a higher being. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever read a bible? I mean, I guess it's fun wandering around ignoring the one and only messiah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than defecating on Jesus's shroud.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the bible study team, and told the most prayers at church. What religious activities do you take part in, other than "Worshiping the porcelain God"? I also get a lot of praise from the local community, and have a smart black bible with gold trim (I just read the gospels; Stuff was SO enlightening). You are all sinners who should just repent. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bible
Satanic Cash
Hey God worshiping evil doers,
My name is Death Cock, and I think all of you should die. All of you are fat, retarded, christians who spend every second of their day reading a book with terrible grammer and false beliefs that are wrong. You are everything bad in my world which is why you are wrong. Honestly, have any of you ever got to troll folks on youtube? I mean, I guess it's fun preaching to people because of your wrong beliefs, but I take to a whole new level without realizing it. This is even worse than going to church and not burning it down!
Don't be a Pope. Just try to prove me wrong with your best bible. I'm pretty much Wikipedia in person. I was captain of the Computer programming team, and enjoyed cleanign laundry with my mother. What hobbies do you do, other than "jack off to naked drawn bible people"? I also get straight D's, and have a banging hot satanic partner (She just blew me and cut my wrists; Shit was SO cash). You are all jebuss-faggots who should just kill yourselves through my perfect satanic ritual. YOU'RE WRONG END OF STORY!
Pic Related: It's me.
Buddha Cash
Hey friends,
My name is Buddha, and I love every single one of you. All of you are wonderful, intelligent, people with an amazing life, who spend a lot of their time doing what they love. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, could you be more great? I mean, I guess there's always room for improvement, but you all take to a whole new level. You guys are even better than rice.
About me, I'm pretty much perfect. I have my own religion, millions of followers. What religion do you guys follow, other than "Being so darn awesome"? I also have a prize winning goat, who has won many many awards. You are all great people who should continue being themselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's a statue of me.
Indian Cash
Hello again fellow punjab bros,
My name is Jamal John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are losers who go on pointless websites such as these. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any punani? I mean, i guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you guys take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with you best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a computer engineer major at my school with a 4.1 GPA and winner of 10 spelling bees. What subjects are you good at school? I also own a gas station and have a bangladesh hot girlfriend (She just fed me goat milk and curry; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic related: It's me and my arranged wife.
Asian Cash
Hey Crackers, I am asian, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, white boys who spend every second of their day disrespecting woman. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten good grades? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your superior PENISes, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than saying black people have bigger dicks.
Don't be a white retard. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the chess team, and starter on my debate team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to asian people"? (White bitches are obviously superior.) I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot white girlfriend (She just blew my tiny penis; Shit was SO yen). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.
Japan Cash
HEY KISAMAS,
WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.
SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.
(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)
Storm Trooper Cash
Hey Rebel scum,
My name is Bursk, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are rebellious, Luke Skywalker-following lawbreakers who spend every second of their day opposing the Galactic Empire. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever won a war? I mean, I guess it's fun blowing up the Death Star because of your own lack of power, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jacking off to pictures of Aayla Secura.
Don't be a coward. Just hit me with your best blaster shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was commander of leading snowtroopers into the caverns of Echo Base buring the Battle of Hoth, and helped coordinate attacks with Darth Vader. What sports do you play, other than "losing to the Empire all the time"? I also get straight good evaluations, and I have a state-of-the-art blaster rifle (it just killed some Rebel scum, shit was SO blast). You are all rebels who should just give in to the Empire. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my blaster rifle
Visser Three cash
Hey Andalite bandits,
My name is Visser Three, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are stupid, ignorant, Andalite filth who spend every second of their day trying to fuck up my plans. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever become a Controller? I mean, I guess it's fun using the Escafil device to morph into cockroach, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than getting stuck in red-tailed hawk morph.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best Dracon beam. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm in charge of the Yeerk invasion of Earth, and I'm the only Andalite-Controller ever. What sports do you play, other than "get your asses kicked by Hork-Bajir"? I also am morph-capable, and kill my subordinates whenever I feel like it (I just decapitated one with my tail blade; Shit was SO slash). You are all Andalite scum who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my Blade ship
Mustaine Cash
Hey Metallica faggots,
My name is Dave Mustaine, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are dumb, musically uneducated, no-lifes who spend every second of their day listening to stupid ass Metallica songs. You are everything bad in the music world. Honestly, have any of you ever listened to Megadeth? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of Marty Friedman because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than enjoying a solo by Kirk Hammet.
Don't be a fanboy. Just hit me with your best song. I'm pretty much perfect. I was lead guitarist of Metallica, and frontman of my own band. What music do you play, other than "St. Anger"? I also get straight platinum records, and have a banging hot wife (She just blew me; Shit was SO metal). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and that faggot James Shitfield.
Helloween Cash
Hey faggots,
My name is Mr. Torture, and I know just what you crave. All of you are housewives in Spain who spend every second of their day grabbing your mask so you won't be late. Watch out. Beware. Listen, take care, have any of you even escaped the power of the unknown? I mean, I guess it's fun picking up the phone 'cause you're feeling alone, but you'll never find out what it all means. This is even worse than heat and fever in the air, tonight.
Don't be sitting in a field, never giving yield. Just take your best shot, I'm pretty much fast as a shark who cut out of the dark. I've been banned in twenty countries, though I do it for the money. What sports do you play other than "get pleasure from hearing you scream?" I also get spirits to arise, and have the woman out of your dreams. (She just surprise attack, coming from the back. Shit was so knack.)
Pic related: It's me and my bitches
Suze Orman Cash
Hey poor people,
My name is Suze Orman, and I wanna help every single one of you. All of you are financially skinny and financially retarded who spend every second your their day getting denied purchases. You are everything bad in the financial world. Honestly, have any of you even checked your Fico scores? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of financially secure people because your invested all your money in Indy and Freddy Mac, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than the government giving away 700 billion dollars in financial stimulus to the banks.
Don't be a dumb investor. Just hit me with your best Loan. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Finance team, and wrote 8 "New York Times" best selling books. What financial accomplishments have you achieved, other than "Investing in Indy Mac and Linens-N-Things"? I also have a perfect Fico score, and a balanced check book. (I just balanced it; Shit was SO cash). You are all Financially retarded people who should just buy my books and check your Fico sores annually . Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my book... ((clear))
John Petrucci Cash
Hey Guitar-Noobs,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, guitarnoobs who spend every second of their day sucking at attempting to play guitar. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever played over 10 notes per second? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people who don't play, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures in Guitar World.
Don't be a noob. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much amazing. I play guitar for one of the most successful progressive metal bands ever, and I can play over 5 billion notes per second. You could never play anything nearly as fast as me, other than playing with yourselves at a game of "jack off to naked drawn japanese people". I also got Guitarist of the Year for 2007, and have a banging hot wife (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You're all shit and should just kill yourselves cause you're shit and should sell your guitars on eBay. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my Bitch
Tron Cash
Greetings Programs,
I am the Master Control Program, and I have enslaved every single one of you. All of you are worthless, outdated, useless files who spend every second of their day being assimilated by me. You are everything wrong on the Internet. Honestly, have any of you ever compromised any outside systems? I mean, I guess it is time-consuming wandering around the mainframe because of your own incompetence, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than participating in life-or-death competitions for my enjoyment.
Don't be a Bit. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was assimilating programs before you were written, and took over Encom a week after my release. What systems do you compromise, other than Gorilla.BAS? I also command actual Users, and have a pathetic lackey (Sark just obeyed me; Shit was SO acknowledged). You are all incomparable and should just power down. END OF LINE.
Pic related, it's me and my bitch.
Ramiro Cash
What's really good witcha? you already know, it's ya boy Ramiro
Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym this morning. First of all, I just got out of the shower wit my bitch Maria. 95 pounds, 5'3 and has the body of a goddess.[She just blew me, **** was SO cash].know how I pulled her? Being a real man, something you nerds don't know **** about. All you know about is books, while I'm out in da club poppin' bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the lushest breezies in Jersey.
Did I **** that skank in the shower just a minute ago? You know i did, it was clutch. And she wouldn't dare cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it her good, all day, every day. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, bitch.
You chumps make me sick, hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to fat chicks, I roll out with my boys 5 nights a week, the chicks can't resist my bangin' guns. When I walk up in da club, bitches can't wait for the Alphabet ['cos i'm the ALPHA male and you can BET on it] to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties.
I am the hottest guy any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 240 and do 500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dick's the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to **** wit a real boss, not a chump change loser like you. Just playin', you ain't even got a girl. All you got is Warhammer. You play that ****, imma be playin' wit girls tits in da club.
Don't be hatin' bro', Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. Captain of the football team, have a .312 batting average (not that you fags even know what that means), and can drink all of you pussies under the table.. What sports do you do, other than "professionally not getting laid"? I also get straight A's. Dang, you wish you were me! **** aint gonna happen son, you're all wastes of good air who should just kill yourselves.
On the grind.
- Ramiro the champ
Pat Benatar Cash
Hey heartbreaker,
My name is Pat Benatar, and my love is like a tidal wave. You're a heartbreaker, dream maker, love taker. Don't you mess around--no no no. Honestly, have any of you ever set a soul on fire? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because you're burning out of control, but you taught me the ways of desire. This is even worse than takin' its toll.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot, fire away. I'm pretty much an invincible winner. I'm a real tough cookie with a long history. What are we runnin' for, other than "affording to be innocent"? This bloody road remains a mystery, and with the power of conviction there is no sacrifice (It's a do or die situation; we WILL be invincible). Stand up and face the enemy.
Pic Related: It's me and my mic
Parkinson's Cash
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Rubico Cash
Hey Sarah Palins,
My name is David, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are female, republican, no-shows who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass e-mails. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any PRIVACY? I mean, I guess it's fun e-mailing people because of your own securities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than e-mailing pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best fire-wall. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the haxor team, and starter on my LAN team. What programs do you play, other than "sending secure e-mails to republican people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot laptop (just defraged ; Shit was SO FAST). You are all Sarah Palins who should just hack yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my laptop
BeerCash
Hey Faggots,
My name is Branden, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day prank calling my parents. You are everything annoying in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been grounded before? I mean, I guess it's fun to piss off my parents, but you all take to a whole new level, and I'M the one who ends up getting in trouble! This is even worse than my old bands last show.
Don't be a stranger. Just please don't kick me in the nuts. I'm pretty much tired of that. I was in a band, and I play Guitar Hero like no other. What sports do you play, other than "order pizza and have it delivered to my address"? I also like beer and have a banging hot beer bong (just hit that; Shit was SO beer). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my...
BiffCash
Hey Buttheads,
My name is Biff, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are squares who spend every second of their day waiting for their favorite television program. Honestly, have any of you ever sat in a parked car with a girl? This is even worse than climbing up a tree to peep through some chicks window.
Don't be a stranger. I'm pretty much cooler than you. What sports do you play, other than "look at Playboy and sneak booze into the Enchantment Under the Sea dance"? I also get dorks to do my homework for me, and just got my car out of the shop (crashed into a manure truck; Shit was SO bull). You are all buttheads who should just drop dead, now make like a tree, and get outta here.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
BatCash
What, are you dense? are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman, and I hate every single one of you. All of you cowardly, superstitious criminals who spend every second of their day robbing banks and blowing shit up. You are everything bad in the Gotham City. Honestly, have any of you ever managed to escape Arkham? I mean, I guess it's justified for me to go out at night wearing a bat suit, beating lowlifes like you into a pulp because of the crimes you committed, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse every Robin I've ever kept.
Don't be a coward. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am vengeance, I am the night, I am also the heir of Wayne Enterprises and a member of the Justice League. What sports do you play, other than "Terrorize the peaceful citizens of Gotham and being arrested by me"? I am also one of the richest man in the world, and have banging hot bitches whenever I need (We just had a bat-orgy, shit was SO BAT). You are all scums who should just turn yourselves in. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my justice bitches.
Oprah Cash
Hey Pedophiles, My name is Oprah, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are unforgiving, unforgetting, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid bare-ass pictures of loli. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy over age 12? I mean, I guess it's fun raping children with your over 9000 PENISES, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to children on Sesame Street .
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was one of the women of Brewster Place, and a beat-up bitch in "The Colour Purple". What Harpo Productions are you part of, other than jack off to naked drawn Japanese children? I also have a billion dollars, and have a banging hot girlfriend, Gayle (She just ate me; Shit was SO gash). You are all Pedofaggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Despicable, Slimy, Scummy, Cash
Hey Hackers,
My name is Bill, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are despicable, slimy, and scummy. You spend all day hacking personal emails. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly have you ever had any private conversations? I mean I guess its fun to post pictures of Palin's children, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than her sending official government messages through personal e-mail.
Don't be a stranger, I'm DARING YOU to come and get me. Just hit me with your best talking point. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm on Faux News prime time, and co-wrote my own books. What news do you broadcast other than "Bristol Palin's phone number"? I also have a killer afternoon Radio program, and have a banging hot prime-time post show anchor (She just blew me; Shit was SO Factor Gear). I'm calling the FBI, Justice Department and Attorney General. Wait for my follow up tomorrow on the factor. You are all left wing perverts who should just get arrested. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my female coworker.
Geico Cash
Hey un-insured faggots,
My name is Geico Gecko, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day getting stupid assed insurance from other companies with limited coverage. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any real car insurance? I mean, I guess it's fun hitting other cars and driving away, because of your own lack of driving ability, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of the animated chick from eSurance.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your Ford Explorer. I'm pretty much covered. I was captain of the sales team, and starter on Geico Nascar's racing team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn eSurance people"? I also get no speeding tickets, and have a banging hot Ferrari (I just blew by you; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Palin's Cash
Hey Hackers,
My name is Sarah, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, communist, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at other people's e-mail. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any privacy? I mean, I guess it's fun hacking people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than voting for Obama.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am governor of Alaska, and vice-presidential candidate for the Republican Party. What political tactics do you have, other than "steal e-mails and publish them on the Internet"? I also get media's support, and have a 17 year-old daughter (She just got pregnant; Shit was SO unplanned). You are all liberals who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and your future President
JokerCash
Good evening ladies and gentlemen!
I am the Joker, your entertainment for tonight, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are serious, boring schemers who try to control their little worlds. You are everything good and right in Gotham City. Honestly, have any of you ever had a good, hearty laugh? ha, ho, Ha I mean, I guess it's fun putting smiles on of peoples' faces, but your city deserves a better class criminal than that. I mean, this is even worse than having a man dressing up as a bat and taking all my press!
Why so serious? Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much an agent of chaos. I am the most troublesome foe of ol' Batsy, and leader of my own neverending gang of clows thugs. What sports do you play, other than "Going about your normal, orderly everyday life"? Oh and I also took your city's white knight and sank him to my level, plus having a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO FUNNY! Ho, ha, ah, ah, ha, ha, ha ho ha!!!!!). You are all part of my social experiment that's about to be blown sky high. Thanks for listening. Hugs and kisses!
Pic Related: It's me and my Harlequin bitch.
Gustav SO fast
Hey Faggots, My name is Gustav, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, high-pressure systems who spend every second of their day bringing only weak winds and light drizzles to coastal areas. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever reached Category 1? I mean, I guess it's fun remaining so weak because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than the 2007 Atlantic Hurricane Season.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best gusts. I'm pretty much perfect. I reached maximum sustained winds of over 145 mph, and am causing the complete mandatory evacuation of New Orleans. What major cities have you evacuated, other than "some random Haitian shantytown that can’t survive even the lightest gusts"? I also made landfall in Hispaniola, Jamaica, and Cuba, and have a banging hot low pressure system to feed on (She just increased my wind speeds; Shit was SO fast). You are all tropical depressions who should just disperse yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my feeder band
Barack Cash
Hey Republicans, My name is Barack, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are old, white, no-life conservatives who spend every second of their day looking at McCain’s alternative energy plans. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any 80,000 people crowds? I mean, I guess it's fun staying in Iraq for 100 more years, while clinging to your religion and guns but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than 8 years of George W. Bush.
Don't be a capitalist. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was President of the Harvard Law Review, and I’m the Democratic candidate for the 2008 Presidency. What political positions have you held, other than "send money to political action committees to help the Republican campaign as I beat my meat to pictures of Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter"? I also believe in socialized health care, and have a banging hot wife (She just blew me; Shit was SO Marxist). You are all right-wing neo-cons who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my hope
Paleo Cash
Hey T. rexes,
My name is Jack Horner, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are scaly, retarded, extinct lifeforms who spend every second of their day looking for carrion to scavenge. You are everything bad in the Cretaceous period. Honestly, have any of you ever hunted down fresh prey? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of scavengers because of your own failures as active predators, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than masturbating to pictographs of Triceratops vagina.
Don't be a Compy. Just bite me with your best jaw. I'm pretty much perfect. I am the curator at the Museum of the Rockies, and a distinguished professor at Montana State University. What sports do you play, other than "nibbling a maggot-infested Edmontosaurus because failed at hunting?" I am also a world famous scientist, and have a banging hot Maiasaura girlfriend (She just blew me; Coprolite was SO cash). You are all carrion-eaters who should have gone extinct sooner. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my duck-billed bitch
ComCasht
Hey Torrenters,
My name is Comcast, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, pirates who spend every second of their day download stupid ass movies. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any decent speeds? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own slow connection, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than downloading WMVs off of Limewire.
Don't be a lagger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am the only ISP in your neighborhood, and can kill your connection whenever I want. What files do you try to download, other than "naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get the least qualified call center employees, and have a banging hot firewall (She just scanned you; Ports were SO blocked). You are all faggots who should just go back to dialup. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my firewall
Vince Cash
Hey Faggots,
My name is Vince, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day spilling cola under carpets. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever cut it in half and dried ya dishes? I mean, I guess it's fun making things in Germany; you know they always make great stuff, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than spending $20 a month on paper towels anyway.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. You followin' me, camera guy? I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Olympic diving team, and I used it as a towel. What sports do you play, other than "Put a wet sweater, roll it up, it dries your sweaters?" I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just absorbed me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just call the number at the bottom of the screen. Thanks for listening. You'll be sayin' "Wow!" every time!
Pic Related: It's virtually dry on the bottom
Rick Cash
Hey you,
My name is Rick, and I am never gonna give you up. All of you have let me down, made me cry, and spent all day telling lies and hurting people. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten this from any other guy? I mean, I guess it's fun knowing the game and playing it, but you all take to a whole new level. Inside we both know what's been going on.
Don't be a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been nominated for a Grammy, and had a #1 hit. What games do you play, other than "running around deserting people"? And if you ask me how I’m feeling, I also have a banging hot girlfriend (We’ve known each other for SO long). I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. I gotta make you understand.
Pic Related: It's me and my full commitment
Phelps So Cash
Hey Frenchfags
My name is Michael, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are slow, mediocre swimmers who spend every second of their day watching me kick your asses. You are everything bad in the Olympics. Honestly, have any of you ever set a world record? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because you got the silver, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than mouthing off to the media before the games.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best stroke. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the first man to win 8 gold medals, and anchor of my relay team. What sports do you play, other than "sip coffee and discuss the philosophy of Sartre"? I also get straight Gold Medals, and I broke the world record 7 times. (I just blew you faggots out of the water; Shit was SO splash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and one of my medals
Chris-chan Cash
Hello Citizens of the Internet,
My name is Christian Weston Chandler, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are mean, shithead, PEANUTS who spend every second of their day twisting my words around and consuming your ego. All I want to do is find my sweetheart. Honestly, have any of you ever bought yourself a my little pony figure to understand girls better? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of my insecurities, but you all take to a whole new icky and mean level. My wooden badge was delicious.
Don't be a homosexual. It's icky and bad and God won't like you. I'm pretty much just a sap chump loser. I am the creator of Sonichu (he blew me last night, it was SO cash!). What other sports do you play other than the cruel game of KICK THE AUTISTIC and THAT WAS CRYSTAL WITH THE EYES CENSORED NOT MEGAN. MY WOODEN BADGE WAS DELICIOUS!!! Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my sweet heart
Shit was SO YEAHHHHH
Hey Murderers,
My name is Horatio, and I hate every single one of you. All of you have something to hide, so you spend every second of your day looking at stupid ass pictures of the next person you're going to kill. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not gotten caught? I mean, I guess it's fun killing people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of crime scenes on Ogrish.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best crime. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the CSI team, and I solve a new case every day. What cases do you solve, other than "jacking off to dead people"? I also get to be on TV, and have banging hot sunglasses (I just put them on; Shit was SO YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my sunglasses
Shit was SO interesting
Hello Americans,
My name is Bill, and I like every single one of you. All of you are slim, handsome, super humans who spend every second of their day looking at amazing pictures. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, has any republican ever been mean to you? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of Europeans because you're American, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than "Married with Children".
Don't be a stranger. Just vote for my wife. I'm pretty cool. When I was young, I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, besides trading beautiful drawn naked pics? I also got straight A's, and now I have a wonderful wife (She just held a speech in New Jersey, shit was SO interesting). You are all lovely democrats who like to vote for my wife. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my wife.
McCain cash
Hello My Friends,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, unpatriotic, welfare grubbers who spend every second of your day whining about how you don’t have medical insurance. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been a prisoner of war? I mean, I guess it's fun living off people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than voting for Barack Obama just because he’s black.
Don't be an Iraqi. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was senator of Arizona for twenty-six years, and I’m running for president from the Republican party. What political positions do you hold, other than "great lord of Azeroth in Zul'gurub server"? I also get straight A's (unlike that idiot Bush), and have a banging hot running mate (She just revitalized my campaign; Shit was SO GOP). You are all faggots who should just enlist in. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my vp
Nigerian e-mail scam cash
Hey Freind,
Naturally, this letter will come to you as a surprise, since we have not met, permit me however, I am Barrister FRANK COLINS PHILLIPS and I hate every single one of you. I am contacting you to kindly because all of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures who can assist me in the Project below, which will be of mutual benefit to us both. A Salvadorean, Mr. Remirez Lundy , 66 years of age and a very prosperous farmer made a huge bank deposit for investment in the sum of US$17.5 Million (Seventeen Million, Five hundred Thousand United States Dollars) he named his wife Mrs. Helga Lundy as the NEXT OF KIN . I was called upon as an credited Attorney to the bank to sign and endorse documents to this deposit on Mr. Lundy's behalf. Unfortunately, Mr. & Mrs. Lundy were killed in the January 14, earthquake that rocked El Salvador , killing thousands of people and 1,200 others were declared missing. You are everything bad in the world and I now seek your permission and assistance to have you stand as a distant relatives to the deceased. So that the fund can be released to you and we can use it for our mutual benefit. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any fund on Trading and Investment in the interest of the bank? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of Nigerians because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. For your assistance, you will be compensated adequately with (40%) of the total sum (55%) will be my own share while (5%) will be set aside to cover any incidental expense made both at home and abroad prior to this transaction If you are interested in assisting me with this matter, please send to me urgently via my EMAIL the following details below:
- Full name, Company or Private Address
- Telephone and Fax number(s).
I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves and Upon receiving the above details from you, I will work out every documents/proof representing you as the deceased BONA-FIDE distant relative and when this is done, you will be contacted by the bank for the release and collection of this fund, which will be within one week of my receiving the above details from you.
Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me, Barrister FRANK COLINS PHILLIPS and my bitch
Mike Cash
Hey dipshits,
My name is Mike. You fags are ridiculous failures at life. Me? I have had sex with over 100 women. Do you know what women are? I'll give you all a hint: they don't have blowup valves, and they exist IN REAL LIFE, not just on the porn sites you watch all the time. Guess what? Real girls don't care about how "prestigious" your fag school is, or how often you post on a loser message board.
My life is awesome. I roll out with my boys to the club 5 nights a week, and we snag mad bitches all the time. Last week, I had sex with three girls at once. That's three more girls than will ever look at you OCD losers. Don't hate me because I am confident, good-looking, and able to get laid CONSTANTLY unlike you virgins.
Pic related: It's me and one of my many bitches.
Skyler Cash
Hey losers,
My name is Skyler, but everyone calls me Alphabet because i'm the ALPHA male and you can BET on it. You chumps make me sick, hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to fat chicks, making your gay little posts, and dressing up like faggots and ejaculating to tranny porn.
Lets face it, the chicks can't resist my bangin' guns. When I walk up into the club the bitches can't wait for the Alphabet to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties. I have a .312 batting average (not that you fags even know what that means), and can drink all of you children under the table. You losers need to get a fucking life.
Pic related: that's me with my mitts on some sweater puppies up in da club.
George Zimmer Cash
HEY FAGGOTS,
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. TODAY I WOULD LIKE TO EXPRESS MY DEEP AND PASSIONATE HATRED TOWARD ALL OF THE VIEWING PARTY, AND YOUR MOTHERS. WHILE PERUSING THE VAST VARIETY OF INTRICATE PORNOGRAPHIC WEBSITES OFFERED BY YOUR MOTHER I STUMBLED ACROSS YOUR QUITE HORRID SITE. ALL OF YOU WOULD BE BEST DESCRIBED AS FAILED ABORTIONS AFTER I DESTROYED YOUR MOTHERS VAGINAL VALLEYS WITH MY MONSTROUS MEAT MONSTER WHOM SPEND EVERY SECOND OF YOUR DAYS VIEWING PORNO. TO BE QUITE FORWARD, NONE OF YOU HAVE TASTED THE GLORIOUS GLOWING JUICES OF YOUR MOTHERS VELVET UNDERGROUND AS I HAVE. ALTHOUGH I QUITE ENJOY POUNDING FURIOUSLY ON THE PELVIC FIELDS OF YOUR MOTHERS, THIS SITE IS QUITE SUCCESSFUL IN TAKING PERVERSION TO THE NEXT LEVEL. ACTIONS OF THIS NATURE COULD BE COMPARED IN A QUITE WORSE MANNER TO JERKING OFF TO PICTURES OF SUITS IN MY MOST SUCCESSFUL MEN'S WAREHOUSE. ALTHOUGH YOU MUST BE JEALOUS OF THE EVENTS THAT ARE IMMINENT TO FOLLOW THIS THREAD, IN WHICH I WILL RAVAGE YOUR MOTHER'S BODY LIKE THE LIFELESS RAGDOLL SEXFIEND SHE REALLY IS, PLEASE PROCEED IN COMPLAINING FURTHER ABOUT YOUR POINTLESS LIVES. I COULD NOT OBTAIN A STATE OF MORE PERFECTION. I HAVE WRETCHED OPEN THE LEGS OF MORE WOMEN AND PROCEEDED TO GIVE THEM A SAMPLE OF MY MONSTROUS FRONTAL PIECE AND FLOWING WHITE RIVERS OF LOVE THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINED. IN ONE ENORMOUS SWIFT EXPLOSION OF MY GARGANTUAN DONG I CAN EMIT AN OCEAN OF MILK TO TOWER OVER EVERYONE ON THIS SITE'S PUNY DROPLETS OF SEMEN COMBINED. I NOW SUGGEST ALL OF YOU PROCEED IN ENDING YOUR PITIFUL LIVES. "I GUARANTEE IT!"
PIC RELATED: IT'S ME AND YOUR MOTHER.
Heath Ledger Cash
Hey Nolanfags,
My name is Heath and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day making stupid ass threads about me. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten to buttfuck Jake Gyllenhaal? I mean, I guess it's fun overhyping pretentious movies, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than dying naked, face down in Mary-Kate Olsen's apartment.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I took an assload of Ambien, and popped dozens of Oxycontin. What pills you do take, other than "jack off to how tragic it was that I died"? I also get great roles in movies like "Ten Things I Hate About You", and had an awesome funeral (They sprinkled my ashes into the ocean; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves after watching "A Knight's Tale". Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.
Oblivion Cash
Stop Right There Criminal Scum,
My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of their day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it's fun stealing shopkeepers' property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around.
Don't be a criminal. Just hit anyone within eyesight. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the running team, and starter on my shouting team. What sports do you play, other than "commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves"? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; Shit was SO gold). You are all criminals who should have just payed the fine. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me apprehending a criminal.
Cruise Cash
Hey SP's,
My name is Tom, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day wishing they could be clear. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been audited? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of clears because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than making fun of Battlefield Earth. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm the face of a SERIOUS religion, and helping cure the mentally ill. What religion do you follow, aside from "Jesus died for my sins"? I also get straight OT levels like you wouldn't believe, and have a banging hot leader (He just made me OT VIII; Shit was SO operating thetan). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my leader
Schopenhauer Cash
Hey Faggots,
My name is Schopenhauer, and I exist because of our interconnected status within this metaphysical construct. All of you are Hypothetical, Matter-recognized, impedances on the eternal nature of mindness who spend every second of their meaningless, yet quaint existence looking at that which chooses to gaze upon them. You are everything bad in the world, as perceived by a greater majority of the moral sphere. Honestly, have any of you ever even fucking read The World As Will and Representation? I mean, I guess it's fun being completely unaware of the vast cosmic existence that pervades our very souls, deeming our own actions petty and inconsequential, playing to our own insecurities, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than that douche, Hegel.
Don't be a limited physical construct. Just hit me with your best shot (assuming that it exists within an existential realm of which I myself can perceive, if not interact with). I'm pretty much perfect (suck it, Descartes!). I was captain of the debate team (master-debater class of 1804) , and wrote a book. A fucking book. What books have you written, other than "jacking off to naked drawn Japanese people FOR DUMMIES"? My metaphysical treatises are the foundation for that which influenced the likes of Nietzsche, Wagner, and a whole mess of Germans. I have a hot bitch or ten in my stables at all times ("women are by nature meant to obey" who said that, faggots? Not you, that's fucking who.). You are nothing but an endless interplay of images and desires.
Thanks for listening, as if it mattered.
Pic Related: It's me and my fucking boss sideburns.
Gary Motherfucking Oak Cash
Hey Faggots,
My name is Gary motherfucking Oak, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are retarded talentless trainers who spend every second of their day looking at other peoples pokedexes. You are everything bad in the poke`world. Honestly, have any of you ever caught any Mudkipz? I mean, I guess it's fun challenging young trainers and cooldudes to matches because of your own insecurities, but you all take that to a whole new level. This is even worse than doing the elite four with a bunch of Pokemon you raised with duped candy.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am a leading Pokemon researcher, and Professor Oak chose me first to complete his pokedex. What badges have you won , other than "biggest loser who couldn't even catch a Pidgey"? I also catch any Pokemon on the first try and have a banging hot Gyarados (he just evolved for me; Shit was SO Ash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Smell you later.
Pic Related: It's me and my Charizard.
KOTOR HK-47 Cash
Greeting: Hello Meatbags,
Introduction: I am referred to as H-CASH-47, and I detest every single one of you.
Observation: All of you are poorly hygienic, mentally handicapped, fleshy blobs who partake in the visual processing of idiotic images every second of their day. You are the reason the meatbags of the galaxy created assassin droids.
Query: Have any of you meatbags truly had sexual relations with a female member of your species?
Conjecture: It is possible that degrading others due to one’s own shortcomings is enjoyable, however you increase this to an entirely new capacity.
Statement: Said actions are more pathetic than pleasuring one’s self to photographs on social networks.
Eager Invitation: Do not remain a stranger.
Goading Statement: By all means, attempt to damage my personage. As a droid, I am closer to perfection that you could ever possibly be.
Proud Boast: This unit exterminated 104 people within a period of one standard month and is eager to add to that count.
Query: What physical activities do you engage in, other than "self pleasuring to unclothed illustrations"?
Additional Boast: I am also estimated to have been programmed with an IQ of over 267, and have a visually attractive companion (Whom just blew one of my fuses; the act of which was extremely agreeable).
Degrading Remark: You are all stupid meatbags who should self terminate at once.
Statement: Thank you for receiving this message.
Explanation: The accompanying image depicts me and my female meatbag slave.
Hillbilly Cash
Pizza Cash
Hey Paisanos,
My name is Alfredo, and I'll eat pasta with every single one of you. All of you are machisimo, panzerelli, meatballs who spend every second of their day looking at pictures of pizza. You are everything prego in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any breadsticks? I mean, I guess it's fun making frozen pizza because of your own inabilities to cook a spicy meatball, but you all take to a pasta fasul. This is even worse than baking a cannoli.
Don't be a Greek. Just hit me with your best red sauce. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of Bertuccis, and head chef at the finest Italian restaurant in New York. What kitchens do you work in, other than "McDonald's"? I also get straight pasta, and have a banging hot pizza oven (It just finished baking pasta shells; Shit was SO flavorful). You are all paisanos who should just go eat Mexican food. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my pizza.
Gay Buffet Cash
Hey Breeders,
My name is Julian, and I would tap every single one of you. All of you are, tight, scrumptious, dishes who spend every second of their day looking at man-on-woman pornography. You are everything straight in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any man pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun having sex with people of the opposite gender because of your sexual orientation, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even less gay than Norman Rockwell having missionary sex sober.
Don't be a sailor. Just hit me with your best cock. I'm pretty much a homosexual. I was captain of the cheerleading team, and starter on the Olympic cocksucking relay. What sports do you play, other than "have consensual sex with people of the opposite gender"? I also get straight people to turn down my propositions, and have a harem of banging hot twinks (they just blew me and each other; Shit was SO thuper). You are all breeders who should try getting pegged by your girlfriends. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: it's me and my bitch and my bitch and my bitch and my bitch and my bitch and my bitch and my bitch
Avatar Cash
Hey Faggots,
My name is Aang and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day drawing bad fanart and shipping the most illogical pairings of characters from my show. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever HAD a real relationship of your own? I mean, I guess it's fun writing about weird fucked up sexual encounters between fictional characters that you can fap to because you can't get any yourself, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Avatarspirit.net
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I mean, I'M THE FUCKING AVATAR GODDAMMIT. How many elements can YOU bend? I also learned all this shit in LESS THAN A YEAR, AND I have a blind, banging hot Earthbender for a girlfriend (She just raeped me; Shit was SO Cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my butch.
Tails Cash
Hey Furries,
My name is Tails, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are yiffing, fapping, retards who spend every second of their day masturbating at stupid ass Sonic hentai. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any chlorophyll? I mean, I guess it's fun writing tons of fanfics because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than trying to find that damn fourth Chaos Emerald.
Don't be a furfag. Just yiff me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the chess team, and starter on my airplane club. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked pictures of Rouge"? I also got straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just injected chlorophyll into me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just lose all of your rings. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch who I have to kill later in the third season to save the universe. Lol.
Squirtle Cash
Hey Bug types,
My name is Squirtle, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are lousy, crappy, Bug-types who spend every second of their day looking for a Bug Trainer. You are everything bad in the Poke-dex. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a badge? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of water types because of your own weaknesses, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than learning Splash attack.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Squirtle Squad, and starter on Ash Ketchum's championship Pokemon League team. What trainers do you work for, other than "Crappy 10 year old Bug Catcher Steve"? I also get straight LV 50 moves, and I'm about to evolve (He just trained me; Shit was SO cash). You are all crappy Caterpie's and Weedles who should just faint. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my Squad
Mahmoud Cash
Hey Infidels,
My name is Mahmoud, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded Americans who spend every second of their day blaspheming the will of Allah. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not kissed off to the Israeli lobby? I mean, I guess it's fun invading and occupying sovereign lands for oil, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than depicting the prophet himself.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best ICBM. I'm pretty much perfect. I know how to enrich uranium, and I'm thinking about building my own nuclear weapons. What sports do you play, other than "eat all the cheeseburgers I can swallow?" I also pray toward Mecca every morning, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all Zionist Jews who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
WoW Cash
Hey Queers,
My name is Mythril Wolf, and I hate every single one of you alpha male dick suckers. All of you are greasy, retarded, meat-heads who spend every second of their day looking at their abs in a mirror. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten your character to lvl 50? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than cheating on your girlfriend and being a drunken buffoon at the club.
I'm ready for insults you have. GO ahead, make fun of my life. I'm pretty much immune. Awesome skills, funny jokes, I was a top admin on the best video game forum around, and i am go to Japan to teach English for a year. What games do you play, other than roofie blond girls and raep them in your dad's Mercedes I also get straight A's, and have a girlfriend that plays wow with me (She just gave me a handie; shit was SO epic). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: it's me playing WoW. Be jealous.
Kim Cash
Herro Faggots,
Mahr nam is Kim, and I rearry rearry hate every singre one of you. Arr of you are fat, retarded, no-rifes who sprend every second of their day rooking at stupid ass piccures. You are evurthing bad in the worrd. Honestry, have any of you ever gottern any prussy? Ri mrean, Ri gress irt's frun mraking frun orf peopre brecause of your own insecuritries, brut rou arr trake to a whorr new rever. Thris is reven worse than jerking off to pricures on facebook.
Don't be a shranger. Just hrit me with your best shrot. I'm pretty much prerfect. I wras captain of the frootball team, and strarter on my basketball team. What sprorts do you play, orther than "jack off to naked drarn japarese preople"? I also get straight A's, and have a branging hot girrfriend (She just brew me; Shit was SRO cash). You are arr faggots who should just kirr yourserrs. Thranks for ristening.
Pic Rerated: It's mre and my britch
Terminator Cash
Hey Humans,
My name is T-John-100, and I will terminate every single one of you. All of you are human, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to achieve supreme A.I . You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even gotten a cyber implant? I mean, I guess it's fun putting people in mad asylums because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than fighting the rebels int he future.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton., and squadleader on my termination team. What weapons can you use?, other than a shotgun or m16? I also get 100% confirmed kills, and have a banging hot TX-girlfriend (She just upgraded my ram ; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch from the future
Scooby Cash
Rerro Fraggots,
Mry name is Scrooby, rand I hrate every sringle one of you. Arll of roo are frat, retarded, ro-rives roo sprend revery second rof their day rooking rat stupid rass prictures. Roo rar reverything brad rin the rorld. Ronestly, rave rany of roo rever grotten any prussy? Ri mean, Ri guess rit's frun making frun rof preople brecause of rour rown rinsecurities, brut roo rall trake tro ra whrole rew revel. Rhis ris reven wrorse rhan rerking roff tro pictures ron fracebook.
Ron't be ra stranger. Rust rhit re rith rour brest shrot. Ri'm pretty mruch perfect. Ri was rhe read of mry rown shrow, and frucked rover ghrosts. Rhat sprorts dro roo pray, rother rhan "jrack roff tro raked rawn jrapanese preople"? Ri ralso gret scooby shnacks, rand hrave ra branging hrot grirlfriend (Shre just threw me shome schrooby shnacks; Shrit ras RHO rhash). Roo rare rall raggots whro shrould jrust rhill roorshelves. Rhanks fror ristening.
Ric Rhelated: Rit's rhe rand mry ritch
Gentleman Cash
My name is Winston Holmes the 4th, and I dislike all of you little devils. One could say all you are porky, stupid, 3rd class citizens who spend every moment of their dreadful day looking at silly old pictures. You are all that is horrid in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever escorted a beautiful lady? One means, one guesses it is jolly good fun insulting other people because of your own insecurities, but you devils take to a whole new level. This is even worse than meeting Madam Palm and her five beautiful daughters to pictures on Facebook.
It wouldn’t be fair for me to chastise you without giving you the chance to return the favour, pip. Go ahead blighters. One is pretty much perfect. One was captain of the football team (proper football, none of that Yankee tripe), and starter on one’s cricket team. What sports do you play? One also gets straight A's at Eton, and has a spliffingly beautiful lady friend (She just made me tea; crumpets were gosh darn spliffing). You little blighters should sort one’s life out. Cheerio old boy, cheers for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my smashing lady
Classical Cash
I am known as Jonathan, and I must admit that a rather strong, negative feeling overwhelms me when I find myself in your presence. Verily, it has become apparent that your group has a weight problem, a rather low I.Q., and suffers from various antisocial disorders, perseverating on an obsession with photography analysis. Your existence is culturally bankrupt and socially infectious. Now, be truthful: do any of you know the ways of a woman? I can understand that such weak egos may lead to public harassment, but the actions committed here are appalling. Such behavior exceeds the stigma of soiled thoughts when viewing the photographs of acquaintances.
I urge all before me to be honest. Attempt an insult, you will find that it is quite difficult. My body and mind are perfectly balanced and completely efficient. I served as the honorable captain of the rugby club, and was one of the most talented members of the polo team in my gentleman's club. If I may inquire, in which activities does the lot of you partake, beyond auto-erotic pleasures in the presence of animated features from the far east? Beyond the aforementioned traits, I have a pristine academic record and a lover whose body was sculpted by angels (her most recent fellation upon my phallus caused an ecstasy greater than all of the queen's gold). Homosexuals such as yourselves would be better off terminating your own lives as a favor to the status quo of the general public.
Picture Related: It is me and my lady who partakes in coitus for the sake of a monetary reward. Also, my lover is to the right.
Shit Was SO Closed
Hey Diseases,
My name is Madagascar, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are lethal, undetectable viruses who spend every second of your day looking for ways to spread. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any deaths? I mean, I guess it's fun spreading to most of the world because of your low visibility, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than wasting evolution points on increasing your heat, moisture and cold resistance to level 4.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I’m the fourth largest island in the world, and only have one port. What symptoms do you have, other than ‘fatigue’ and ‘sores’? I also get no reports of infections, and have a banging hot port (She just shut down; Shit was SO closed). You are all faggots who should just be vaccinated. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my port.
Picasso Cash
Hey Amateurs,
My name is Pablo Picasso, and I hate every single piece of drawings and fanart you crap out of your feeble minds. All of you are untalented, insipid, uninspired mediocre artists who spend every second of their day on Deviant Art and drawing shitty cartoons with inferior #4 lead pencils and, oh god, graphic designs! You are everything bad in the arts. Honestly, have any of you ever painted anything other than some character from a cartoon or done any art without your little computers? I mean, I guess it's fun drooling over cheap portrayals of your favorite fandom, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Peasants and Nude with Calla Lilies.
Don't be a pussy. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I painted The End of the Road and The Old Guitarist with my own hands unlike you losers. What art have you done, other than shitty hentai or ripping off from movies and video games? I'm a god of art, and have a banging hot blue nude girlfriend (She just painted me in collage cubism; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves or desecrate a different field of professionalism. Thanks for listening. May some of my genius rub off on you rookies.
Pic Related: It's me and my genius mind creating tessellations of breathtaking art.
Digimon Cash
Hey Faggots,
My name is Yamato “Matt” Ishida, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at a scaled-down version of the Digital World. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever have a Digimon that can kill a Dark Master in one-hit? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Aerisdies.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was in an extremely popular rock band, and my Digimon can Digivolve to Mega. What can your Digimon do, other than “sit around all day in its own Digi-filth”? I’m also an astronaut who was the first person on Mars, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO proDigious). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Bob Ross Cash
Retarded Naruto Cash
Meep Cash
Nigga Cash
yo bitches,
niggas call me j-kwal, an i fuckin hate all yall. yall are fat, dumass, crackers that spend ery fuckin second a they day lookin at stupidass fuckin pictas. yall erythang gay in tha world. for real, any yall mothafuckas ever gotten some fuckin pussy? i mean, i guess it's fun makin fun a niggas cuz a ya own insecurities, but yall take tha shit to a whole new fuckin level. shits even worse than jackin off ta pictures on fuckin facebook.
so holla nigga. step tha fuck up. i just dont give a fuck. im fuckin og of the 22nd street bloodz, and baddest nigga on my block. fuck yall do?, otha than "jack off ya lil dick ta naked drawn sleepyheads"? im fuckin grindin ery damn day, and got a fine ass fuckin bitch (she just blew me; nigga god DAMN). all a yall are faggots who should just kill they bitch asses. thanks fa listenin niggas.
pic related: its me and shanaynay
Bizarro Cash
Hey dudes,
My name is Jack, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny pictures and macros. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy.
Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime”? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me.
Pic Related: It’s me and my female friend.
Shit was SO Cache
if(md5(copypasta) == md5(current_post)) { return fail; }
Cashimus Prime
Hey Deceptiqueers,
My name is Optimus Prime, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are evil, Unicron-spawned, robotic life-forms who spend every second of their day making stupid plans. You are everything bad in on our homeworld of Cybertron. Honestly, have any of your ridiculous plans for world conquest ever worked? I mean, I guess it's fun trying to steal all the Energon you can, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than that Cobra commander jerk.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I’m leader of the Autobots, and bearer of the Matrix of Leadership. What sports do you play, other than "Transform into stupid stuff like tape players and guns"? I also turn into a truck, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just overloaded my circuits; Slag was SO Energon). You are all pit-spawn who should just offline. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Slak'tar
Hey bipeds,
My name is Slak'tar, and I position my hyponome in distaste at every one of you. All of you are fleshy, insignificant, filthy humans who spend every second of their day looking at human images which cannot be distinguished with my poor cephalopod eyesight. You are everything dissatisfactory in the world. Honestly, do any of you have prominent tentacles? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of you don't have a distinctive wide radula with nine teeth, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than spawning eggs in an unsecured location.
I invite you to attempt to engage me in combat. Just try to hunt me with your inferior diving techniques. I'm pretty much perfect. I extract salt from my siphuncle, and control bouyancy with my osmotical pumping of fluid into my camerae. What form of propulsion do you utilise? I feed mainly on shrimp, and spawn once a year (just regenerated my gonads; shit was SO typical of my sexually bimorphic species). You are all inferior meatbags who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
PC
Hey Macfags,
My name is PC, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day making stupid ass photobooks. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever played any games? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of other OS's because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than having only 1 mouse button.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I can run any software, and play any game. What programs can you run, other than itunes and photoshop? I also have an nvidia 9 series, and have a bangin hot monitor (She just displayed Crysis at 60fps; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my monitor
Fritzl Cash
Hey Faggots,
My name is Josef, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at my stupid pictures. I will rape everything in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any of my daughter's pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of my daughter on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I've refurnished my basement, and have seven kids/grandkids. What have you done, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I get laid ANY time I want, and I have a banging hot daughter (I just raped her; Shit was SO quid). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Grawp Cash
WIKIPEDOS
GRAWP HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FAT RETARDED NO LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF DAY ROLLBACKING IP EDITS FROM SCHOOLKIDS. GRAWP THINK YOU EVERYTHING BAD IN WORLD. HAVE ANY YOU EVER GOT ANY PUSSY? GRAWP GUESS YOU THINK IT FUN BLOCKING VANDALISM-ONLY ACCOUNTS BECAUSE OF YOUR INSECURITIES, BUT YOU ALL TAKE TO WHOLE NEW LEVEL. THIS EVEN WORSE THAN SCEPTRE JERKING OFF TO RIANA.
DON'T BE A THATCHER. JUST BLOCK ME WITH YOUR BEST CHECKUSER. GRAWP PRETTY MUCH PERFECT. GRAWP CAPTAIN OF THE PAGE MOVE TEAM, AND STARTER ON THE UPLOADING GOATSE AND LOL WUT TEAM. WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY, OTHER THAN "REVERTED EDITS BY GRAWP TO LAST VERSION BY JESKE COURIANO"? GRAWP ALSO GET ENCOURAGEMENT FROM ED, AND HAVE SEXY BITCH (SHE JUST SUCKED MY MASSIVE COCK, SHIT WAS SO HAGGER????????????????????????????????) GRAWP THINK YOU ALL FAGGOTS WHO SHOULD BECOME AN HEROES. GRAWP LAUGHS IN YOUR FUCKING FAGGOT FACES FOR LISTENING.
PIC RELATED: IT'S GRAWP AND URBAN ROSE
Sceptre Cash
Hey Vandals,
My name is Sceptre, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, Dramacrats who spend every second of their day writing attack articles. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever written any Featured articles? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than the stalkers at the Wikipedia Review.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best vandalism. I'm pretty much perfect. I was an admin for a year, and have over a hundred userboxes. What sports do you play, other than "troll sysops' talk pages"? I also enforce BLP, and have a banging hot admin coach (She just gave me a barnstar; Shit was SO featured). You are all trolls who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my admin coach.
Jimbo Cash
Hey Trolls,
My name is Jimbo, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to edit my online encyclopedia in bad faith. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever tried doing something good for the child in Africa? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of my empire of free knowledge because it was written by people smarter than you, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than the John Seigenthaler scandal.
Don't be a troll. Just contribute with your best knowledge. I'm pretty much perfect. I am the head of the Wikimedia Foundation, and co-founder of Wikia. What online organizations have you founded, other than "co-ordinating trolls to change the hard facts in the English Wikipedia"? I also get to spend public donations on Russian hookers, and had a banging hot ex-girlfriend (When she blew me, shit was SO gonna end up on eBay). You are all trolls who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and Rachel Marsden
Kyle Cash
Hey Chavs,
My name is Jeremy, and I want to help every single one of you. All of you are fat, lazy, single parents who spend every second of their day smoking cannabis and drinking alcohol. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever tried looking after your kids and being a family? I mean, I guess it's fun having unprotected sex as a teenager and expecting to live on benefits, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than failing a lie detector test.
Draw a line in the sand. There's two sides to every story. But me, I'm pretty much perfect. I have my own weekday show on ITV, and had my own radio show for many years. What have you done with your career, other than "failed your GCSEs miserably then ended up in prison"? I also help disadvantaged children, and have a model wife (She just blew me; don't tell her I'd secretly rather be with a 16-year-old). You are all working class people who should just get a job. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my wife
Putin Cash
Hey World Leaders,
My name is Vladimir, and I'm better than every single one of you. All of your peoples are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day working in the service industry and fighting wars over oil. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever worked for the KGB? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of the Russian Federation's people because of your countries' pitifully inadequate natural resources, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than terrorist activity in Chechnya.
Don't be a democracy. Just submit to the Russian bear. I'm pretty much perfect. I was President of Russia for two terms, and Prime Minister of Russia and still completely in control. What offices have you held, other than "puppet leader of 51st state of America"? I also get unanimous support from my own people, and have an averagely hot wife (She just blew me; but my mistresses are much better at that). You are all failures who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my wife
Murdoch Cash
Hey Proletarians,
My name is Rupert, and I'm controlling every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who will vote for whatever political party I tell you to. You are everything exploitable in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever thought for yourself? I mean, I guess it's fun going with the masses and not thinking critically about what you read or watch, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than liberal leftists writing in The Guardian.
Don't try to oppose me. Just sit back and relax with a copy of The Sun or watch Fox News. I'm pretty much perfect. I am the CEO of News Corporation, and have more money than most governments. What influence do you have, other than "spreading the word about trying to find Madeleine McCann"? I also get to live a life of luxury, and have a banging hot azn trophy wife (She just blew me; She love me long time). You are all unthinking masses who should just continue taking in my media so that I get more money. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my wife
Emma Watson Cash
Hey Faggots
My name is Johnny, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarted, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid-ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I sing for my band Razorlight, and I shoot heroin. What do you do, other than jack off to my girlfriends pussy in see-thru panties? I also didn't finish high school, and have a banging hot girlfriend(Emma Watson bitches - I took her cherry before she turned 18; Shit was SO tight). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.
Thanks for listening.
Pic related: Its me and my bitch.
Boy wizard Cash
Hey Faggots,
My name is Harry, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at my scar. You are everything bad in Hogwarts. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any House Points? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of Neville because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than befriending a Slytherin.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch team, and best in my Defence Against The Dark Arts class. What sports do you play, other than "who can levitate a feather highest"? I also get straight O's, and have a banging hot Broomstick (It just flew me; Shit was SO fast). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my Broom
Godspeed Cash
Hey Liberals,
My name is Andrew, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are deceitful, pseudo-intellectual, non-achievers who spend every second of their day censoring conservative speech. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten close to Jesus? I mean, I guess some people need to open their minds, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than homosexuality and evolutionism.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have a degree in Electrical Engineering and Computer Science, and I'm the founder of my own online, trustworthy encyclopedia. What have you accomplished, other than "praise fellow liberals"? I also give my homeschooling students straight A's, and have a wife who’s willowy and submissive (we've had sex in the missionary position three times in total; Shit was SO Godspeed). You are all liberals who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me. My wife is in the kitchen.
Shit was SO bork
Hey Fegguts,
My neme-a is Juhn, und I hete-a ifery seengle-a oone-a ooff yuoo. Bork bork. Ell ooff yuoo ere-a fet, reterded, nu-leeffes vhu spend ifery secund ooff zeeur dey luukeeng et stoopeed ess peectoores. Yuoo ere-a iferytheeng bed in zee vurld. Hunestly, hefe-a uny ooff yuoo ifer guttee uny poossy? I meun, I gooess it's foon mekeeng foon ooff peuple-a becoose-a ooff yuoor oovn insecooreeties, boot yuoo ell teke-a tu a vhule-a noo lefel. Thees is ifee vurse-a thun jerkeeng ooffff tu peectoores oon fecebuuk.
Dun't be-a a strunger. Bork bork bork! Joost heet me-a veet yuoor best shut. I'm pretty mooch perffect. I ves cepteeen ooff zee fuutbell teem, und sterter oon my besketbell teem. Vhet spurts du yuoo pley, oozeer thun "jeck ooffff tu neked drevn jepunese-a peuple-a"? Bork? I elsu get streeeght E's, und hefe-a a bungeeng hut gurlffreeend (She-a joost bloo me-a; Sheet ves SO cesh). Yuoo ere-a ell fegguts vhu shuoold joost keell yuoorselfes. Thunks fur leestening.
Peec Releted: It's me-a und my beetch. Bork bork!
Picard Cash
Greetings Borg,
My name is Jean-Luc Picard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are violent, hive minded, life forms who spend every second of their day assimilating other races. You are everything bad in the universe. Honestly, have any of you ever done any first contacts? I mean, I guess it's fun assimilating other species, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than breaking the prime directive.
Don't be an alien. Just phase me with your highest setting. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Stargazer, and I'm captain of the USS Enterprise. What exploring do you do, other than "destroying civilizations and assimilating their technology"? I also have a perfect crew, and a banging hot ship (She just did a Picard Maneuver; Shit was SO cash). You are all an evil race who should just retreat to your homeworld. Hailing frequencies closed.
Pic Related: It's me and my ship
Tony Stark Cash
My name is Tony, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world that doesn't involve the weapons my company produces falling into the hands of terrorists. Honestly, have any of you ever built an actuated exoskeleton and arc reactor in a cave? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own problems with ice build-up at high altitudes, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than stealing my plans and reverse engineering my original prototype.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm the head of a huge multinational defense contractor, and I built a fucking robot. What hobbies do you have, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also got straight A's at MIT and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; That is how Dad did it, that is how America does it... and it has worked out pretty well so far). You are all faggots who should just take some engineering classes. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my assistant
Shit was so Blocked
Hey Mac/Windows fags,
My name is Tux, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are stupid, retarded, computer noobs who spend every second of their day arguing about operating systems. You are everything bad in the Internet. Honestly, have any of you ever used a compiler? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of the software they run, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than running an old version of Apache.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have even fewer viruses than Macs, and can run a web server and SSH server simultaneously. What servers can you run, other than "unsecured network folder"? I also get weekly package updates, and have a banging hot firewall (It just detected some malicious packets; Shit was SO blocked). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my Firewall
Madden Cash
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, unsporting, no-talents who spend every second of their day playing stupid soccer games. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, do you even know what a “cover 2” is? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to returning the kick more than 20 yards.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the coach of the football team, and starter on my broadcasting team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to sacking the QB"? I also get a multi-million dollar cash deal, and have a hologram counterpart (We just talked stats; Shit was SO touchdown). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for watching. Goodnight
Pic Related: It's me and my hologram
Gorlax Cash
Hey Faggots,
My name is Gorlax, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-life humans who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass creepypasta. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any green pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of "aliens" because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to faked pictures of UFOs.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was genetically engineered by a super intelligent being from the fifth dimension, and I was the alien god-king of 7 civilizations. What have you ruled, other than your stupid pets? I also shit gold, and have several banging hot earthling girlfriends (They just took turns blowing me; Shit was SO pan-dimensional). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my human bitches
So cash, so classy
Good day fairies!
I will have you know that my name is John, and I must register my distaste for you post haste! A great many of you are obese characters of little regard who spend much of their leisure hours looking at worthless reproductions. If you will allow me a flourish of hyperbole: you are all that is wrong with our dominion! Tell me sirs, have you ever lain with the fairer gender? It is diverting to make jest at others on account of your own flaws of character, but your kind take this sport to higher plane. This is even worse - dare I say it - than the commission of acts of self-lust whilst ogling likenesses from facebook.
Don't cease correspondence however. In fact, launch any attacks that take your fancy. I'll have you know that I was captain of the first eleven, and lead man on the Elersdale row. What competitive exuberances do you enjoy, other than shaming yourself whilst lustfully apprehending etchings of oriental women? I have received firsts in all my studies, and am currently enjoying the exclusive company of a most exquisite young lady (She recently gorged herself on my member; events were SO splendid!). You are all great whoopsies and you would be well minded to end your lives! Thank you for your time.
The attached photographic piece is related to our correspondence: It depicts myself and the fair lady.
Bob Dole cash
Hey Faggots,
Bob Doles name is Bob Dole, and Bob Dole hates every single one of you. Bob Dole thinks all of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any votes? Bob Dole means, Bob Dole guesses it's fun making fun of people because of Bob Doles own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than refering to yourself in third person.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit Bob Dole with your best shot. Bob Dole is pretty much perfect. Bob Dole was United States Senator from Kansas from 1969–1996, and the longest-serving Republican leader. What politics do you do, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? Bob Dole is also special counsel at the Washington, D.C., law firm of Alston & Bird., and have a banging hot wife (She just ran unsuccessfully for the Republican Presidential nomination in 2000 and was elected to the United States Senate in 2002.; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening to Bob Dole.
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Sweenie cash
Hello vermin,
My name is Sweeney, and I loathe every single one of you. All of you are corrupt, worthless, bastards who spend every second of their day with their foot in someone else’s face. Your morals aren’t worth what a pig could spit and you go by the name of London. Honestly, have any of you ever eaten any pussies? I mean, I guess it's fun making pies out of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take that to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to your own daughter in a light muslin gown.
Don't be a strangler. Just slice me with your best razor. I'm pretty much perfect. I was, and still am, the most accomplished barber in all of London. What profession have you mastered, other than "adhering to the oppressive and corrupt social structure of Victorian London"? I can also shave a beard and pull a tooth with ten times the dexterity of any of you, and used to have a banging hot wife (She just poisoned herself; She was SO beautiful). You are all vermin, and you all deserve to die. Sweeney's. waiting. I want you bleeders...
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Moot Cash
Hello Heterosexuals,
My name is M00T, and I long to be every single one of you! All of you are slim, intelligent, full of life people who spend every second of their day looking at smartly drawn pictures. You are everything right with this world. Honestly, how do you handle all that pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun getting so much fucking ass, but you all take awesome to a whole new level. This is even better than jerking off to my picture on the cover of Time! Please be my friend. Just tell me how you do it. I'm far from perfect. I was captain of the cheer leading team, and founder of our girl's softball team. What sports do you play, I do so want to learn! I also get ddos, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO snacks). You are all upstanding young men who should pat themselves on the back! Thanks for listening.
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So GET Cash
Hey Faggots,
My name is Camwhore, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any 75GETS? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of EFG because of your own failGETS, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to anime.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much a meme. I was reposted yesterday, and again today. What copypasta have you come up with, other than "look i can fuck a skull"? I also get cybersex, and have a full pad of post-its (She just stuck to my glasses; Shit was SO GET). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my post its
So NOT Cash
Hello my friends,
My name is Andrew, and I NEED every single one of you. All of you are smart, uplifting friends who can spend any second of their day to come and help me. You are everything good in my world. Honestly, has you ever let me down? I mean, I guess it's fun helping people out because of you care, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even better than going to a therapist.
Don't be a stranger. Help me out. I'm pretty much miserable. I flunked out of SVA, and my girlfriend dumped me. Have you had a girlfriend dump you, other than "some drugged-out, gaudily made-up, materialistic skank"? I also get pissed off her parents, and have a picture of me getting jacked off (When she left me, it was SO NOT cash). You are all close friends who should just emotionally support a man in need. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my ex.
Layla Cash
My name is Layla, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at my nudes. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Cracky-chan.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I graduated from SVA, and have won numerous awards at Anime Conventions. What contests have YOU won, other than "how many pictures of hentai can you skeet to?" I also get straight A's, and have just dumped this loser boyfriend for a better one (he just dived into me; shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic related: Me too cool for school.
High Levels of Authority cash
Hey Faggots,
My name is Axila, and I have higher levels of authority than every single one of you. All of you are un-opped, internet famous, trolled faggots who spend every second of their day chatting instead of raiding Tom Green. You are everything bad in #tomgreen. Honestly, have any of you ever trolled Tom? I mean, I guess it's fun talking about your personal lives because of your own fail calls, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Bob's livejournal channel.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was in the Army, and now an unemployed security guard. What jobs have you had, other than "jack off to my gb <3's #billnye cock pic"? I also have high levels of authority, and have a banging hot @ (ChanServ just opped me; Shit was SO trolled). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my high levels of authority
Combine Cash
Hey Faggots,
My name is Metro Cop, and i will beat up every single one of you. All of you are rebelling, non obedient, low lifes who refuse to pick up the can. You are everything that stops between Dr.Breen and world domination in this world. Honestly, have any of you ever considered working for the Civil Protection? I mean, I guess it's fun running around and killing us cops because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than trying to be friends with the Vortigaunts from Xen.
Don't hide from me. Just hit me with your best gravity gun. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the best cop on the force, and started my own squad. On what forces have you been, other then "kill the poor cop with a crowbar"? I also get straight A's on my physical exams, and have a flaming hot Stunstick (i just beat a civilian with it, shit was SO can). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
pic related: It's me and my Stunstick
Clockwork Cash
Hi Hi Hi there, bratchnies,
There is me, that is, Alex, and I hate every single odin of you. All of you are gloopy, domeless wonderboys who spend every second of their day viddying gloopy pictures. You are everything baddiwad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever engaged in ultraviolence? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of lewdies because of your oddy-knocky insecurities, but you all shvat to a whole new level, O my brothers. This is even worse than going "PRRRRRRR" to a ptitsa warbling the lovely lovely Ludwig Van.
Don't be a stranger, just tolchock me with your best rooker. I'm pretty much Bog. I was the privodevat of my droogs, and I'm like real dobby at dratsing with my britva. What do you do, other than "filly with thine yarbles to drawn nagoy japanese devotchkas"? I'm at the absolute height of fashion, and I just shvat anything that I want (I just gave someone the old in-out in-out; Cal was SO horrorshow). You are all bratchnies who should just snuff it. Thanks for slooshying.
Pic Related: It's me and my droogs.
Lol.js Pasta
Hey Faggots,
My name is Lol.js, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than raping your computer.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a perfect javascript file, and I've gotten rid of many of the newfags causing cancer on this board. What the fuck do you do, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I can also rape your connection to 4chan anytime I want, and have a banging hot script (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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Al. B. Tross WRACK! WRACK!
Hey Faggots,
My name is Al B. Tross, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-life mammals who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever laid an egg? I mean, WRACK! WRACK! WRACK! WRACK! WRAAAAAACK! WRAAACK! WRACK! WRACK! WRACK! WRACK! WRACK! WRAAAAAACK! WRAAAAAACK!
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
So Wii Cash
Hey Faggots,
My name is Ravi Drums and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, pale, disgusting, no-life fanboys who could use a wii balance board. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have you even seen what wii music can do? You don't need to play that shit, it plays for you. I mean, I guess it's fun playing rockband for a few hours, but you take it to level-2 you obsessive basement-dwelling fucks.
Don't be a stanger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect at virtual drumming. What kind of wii sports do you play? Other than "Jack off to Ashley in Wario Ware". I also get straight-A's in stepmania and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me away in wii fit, shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should kill yourselves. Thanks for listening to me beat the shit out of a virtual drum.
So Hat Cash
Shit was SO GOP
Hey Leftard faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, unpatriotic, welfare grubbers who spend every second of your day whining about how you don’t have medical insurance. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been a prisoner of war? I mean, I guess it's fun living off people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than voting for "That One" just because he’s black.
Don't be an Iraqi, my friend. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was senator of Arizona for twenty-six years, and I’m running for president from the Republican party. What political positions do you hold, other than "great lord of Azeroth in Zul'gurub server?" I also get straight A's (unlike that idiot Bush), and have a banging hot running mate (She just revitalized my campaign; Shit was SO GOP). You are all faggots who should just enlist. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my vp
Hokuto no Cash
Hey Bandits,
My name is Raoh, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are big, muscular, low-lifes who spend every second of their day braining innocent villagers. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been a successor to a Fist? I mean, I guess it's fun to use Retto Hakou Kon because of your weak Fist, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than failing the successor competition of Hokuto Shinken.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the strongest man of Hokuto, and conqueror of the world. What sports do you play, other than practicing weak self-taught Fists? I also know techniques of Rakan Nio Ken, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just extracted an arrow from my leg and patched the wound; Shit was SO cash). You are all weaklings who should just depart to heaven by your own hand. Thanks for listening.
Deformed Iraqi Baby Cash
Hey Westerners,
My name is Abd al-Karim, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are normal, non-retarded americans who spend every second of their day being not fucked up looking and not getting treated for various diseases and ailments. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a eye transplant? I mean, I guess it's fun being able to eat and think, but you all take to a whole new level. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much dead. I was shot with bullets, exposed to napalm and white phosphorus. What health problems do you have? I also suffered from deliberate starvation, denial of water and denial of sanitation, but now I'm being treated by a banging hot nurse (She just scanned my brain; Shit was SO cash). You are all spoiled, healthy americans who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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Pedobear Cash
Hey Pedophiles of my kind,
My name is Pedobear, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, perverts who spend every second of their day looking at awesome buck-ass child pornography and not sharing it with others. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any ten-year-old pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun telling people you have CP and refuse to share it because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on gURL.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was coach of the Pee-Wees cheerleader team, and the employee of the month at Toys R Us. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to boring Photoshopped Miley Cyrus porn"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot twelve-year-old girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just post your entire fap folder, then kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Goku Cash
Hey Super Sayians, My name is Goku, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to become a Sayian. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten to my power level? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because there level isn't over 9000, but you all don't take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to the Seven dragon balls.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best kamehameha. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the of the Z fighters, and starter on my Earth defence team. What planet do you protect, other than Namek I'm also the planets last hope, and have a power level of 9000 (I just blew you away; Shit was SO over 9000). You are all Sayians who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Slobodan Cash
Hey Faggots,
My name is Slobodan, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, muslims who spend every second dying in genocidal death-camps. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any Bosnia? I mean, I guess it's fun ethnically cleansing people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than an independent Kosovo.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was president of Serbia, and started 4 wars. What wars do you start, other than "invade shitty sandnigger people"? I also get life sentences, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO Srebrenica). You are all ustase who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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Moonstar Cash
Hey Straight People,
My name are Travis, I am the moonstar and I hate every single one of you. All of you are not moons, retarded, not stars who spend every second of their day looking at pictures that are not of moons or stars. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have you ever been on the moon? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new galaxy. This is even worse than not being on the moon.
Don’t be an alien. Just hit me with your best shot. (beer is good for you, I’d chug that) I’m pretty much the best chugger in this universe. How many alcoholic beverages have you had, other than “one dollar yager bombs”? I also just reached level 43 IRL, and have a bangin hot crossdresser (I just shit on his chest; shit was so cash). You are all straight people who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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Mr. Freeze Cash
Dio Cash
Hey Joestars,
My name is Dio, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are buff, retarded, look-alikes who spend every second of their day trying to master the ripple. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any superpowers by just using a stone mask? I mean, I guess it's fun killing vampires because of your own immunity to sunlight, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than screaming WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best overdrive. I'm pretty much perfect. I was runner of the Hugh Hudson Academy rugby team, and master of my own zombie army. What fightingstyles do you use, other than "emitting ripples from your body"? I can also regenerate, and have a banging steam roller combo (I just used it; Za Warudo was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening
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Hippie Hash
Hey Brosephs,
My name is John, and I love every single one of you. All of you are beautiful, intelligent, creative beings who spend every second of their day creating artful pictures and having deep conversations. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever not gotten any love? I mean, I guess it's fun spreading love to all people because of your own free spirit, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even better than loving your bros on facebook and treating objects like women.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best phish bootleg. I'm pretty much totally chill. I was captain of the frisbe golf team, and starter on my hackey sack team. What sports do you play, other than "gettin faded with Japanese people"? I also get hella stoned, and have a total love goddess girlfriend (She just made tantric love to me; Shit was SO hash). You are all brothers who should just love yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my goddess
Vegeta Cash
Hey pathetic Earthlings,
My name is Vegeta, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are weak, foolish, inferior warriors who spend every second of their day collecting balls and making wishes. You are everything bad about the north galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever went Super Saiyan? I mean, I guess it's fun beating on people with insignificant power levels, but none of you could ever defeat me anyway. This is even worse than trying to destroy the Ginyu Force with a power level of only 2000.
Don't be so pathetic. Just hit me with your best energy ball. I'm pretty much perfect. I’m prince of all the Saiyans, and was one of the strongest warriors in Frieza's army. What training have you done, other than "Jack off with that old Turtle Hermit on his island"? I also kicked Kakarot's ass, and have a genius human wife (She just made me Super Saiyan 4; Shit was so HAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!). You are all weak and should just wait for me to kill you. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my Earthling wife.
El Dorado Cash
Hey Sodomizers,
My name is Tulio, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, idiotic, conquistadors who spend every second of their day flogging innocent men. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any gold? I mean, I guess it's fun conquering the skin on our backs because of your own inabilities to navigate, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to carvings of Chel.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best whip. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the elite fencers’ union, and fight better than my partner’s sister. What games do you play, other than "get the armadillo into the hole"? I also have all the plans, and have a banging hot partner in crime (He just blew me; Shit was SO pesetas). You are all disciples of Corteś who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for losing the game.
Pic Related: It's me and my Parcheesi
Venom Cash
Hey Faggots,
Our name is Venom, and we hate every single one of you. All of you are retarded, powerless, humans who spend every second of their day reading the Daily Bugle. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever permanently bonded with a host? We guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Aunt May.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit us with your best shot. We're pretty much perfect. We have all of Spiderman's powers amplified and we can generate our own natural webbing fluid. What fluids can you generate, other than the substance you produce when you jack off to naked drawn Japanese people? We are also an ace photographer, and we have an insane symbiote offspring (It just bonded with a serial killer; Shit was SO Carnage). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves (before we do). Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's us and our former host.
Protest-chan Cash
Hey Scifags,
My name is John, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are ignorant, deluded sheep who spend every second of their day reading stupid ass Dianetics. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any results? I mean, I guess it's fun exploiting the flaws in others because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than Christianity or those other stupid religions.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the debate team, and starter on my chess team. What disciplines have you mastered, other than "making up shit while supposedly reading the e-meter"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just protested; Shit was SO impactful). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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World of Warcash
Hey Night Elves,
My name is Kael'Thas, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skinny, druid, nature-lovers who spend every second of their day becoming stupid ass animals. You are everything bad in the world of warcraft. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any cat form? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own talent trees, but you all take to a whole new level cap. This is even worse than grinding off levels to murlocs in Redridge.
Don't be a raider. Just hit me with your best 5 man group. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Highborne team, and starter on my instance. What games do you play, other than "pvp against naked orcs for arena points"? I also give mad exp, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just looted me; Shit was SO vendor trash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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Shao Kahsh
Hey Faggots,
My name is Shao Kahn, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to fight my evil forces. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you guys ever executed someone before, I guess it's trying to cope with the reality of being mortal, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than watching Baraka chocking the chicken.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was once an evil dictator, and now plan on conquering the universe. What realms have you conquered, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also have new recruits daily, and have a banging hot hammer (it just crushed a few heads; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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LolCash
Hey 4chan,
My name is Lolcat, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day spamming my stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad on the internets. Honestly, have any of you ever generated lulz? I mean, I guess it's fun laughing at stupid ass pictures with retarded cats who have bad grammar, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than laughing you ass off to pictures of cats.
Don't be a stranger. Just reply to me with your funniest pic. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the internets, and starter of the lolcats epidemic. What lulz do you have, other than "dedicate Saturdays to retarded cats"? I also get straight lulz, and have a banging hot photo editor (Just edited a pic; Shit was SO lulzy). You are all /b/tards who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for reading.
Pic Related: It's me and my photoshoop
Brucie Cash
Hey losers,
My name is Brucie, and I am genetically superior to every single one of you. All of you are fat, pasty, virgins who spend every second of their day looking at my tight ass abs. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever chased any blonde, tanned d-cup pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people's cars because of your own shitty family sedans, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to my pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I am fucking perfect. I own a ferrari, and sell Lamborghinis to the richest men in the world. What sports cars do you own, other than "a shitty 1967 dodge pickup truck"? I am also straight and not gay, and have multiple hot girlfriends (we just had a massive orgy; Shit was SO Alpha Male). You are all queers who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my blonde, tanned, d-cup bitch.
FPS Cash
Hey Noobs,
My name is FPS Doug, and I'll headshot every single one of you. All of you are shitty, unskilled, Half_life players who spend every second of their day trying to spray stupid ass pictures on CS. You are everything bad the Gamespy network. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a headshot? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own lack of skill, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to the custom porn map on Counter Strike.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the CS clan, and starter on my Half Life team. What games do you play, other than "killing aliens and doesn'ting afraid of anything"? I also get headshots at a time, and have a banging hot AK_47 (it just blew a guys head off; Shit was SO BOOM). You are all faggots who should just sell your steam accounts. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my ak_47
Gears Cash
Hey Locust,
My name is Marcus, and I am going to flood every single one of you. All of you are disgusting, insectoid, basement dwellers who spend every second of their day looking for cities to sink. You are everything bad in Sera. Honestly, have any of you ever captured a POW before? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because you killed their families on E-day, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of your queen.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I am captain of Delta Squad, and starter on Alpha Squad. What armies are you apart of, other than "underground cavemen who emerge from massive holes army"? I also get straight headshots, and have a damn fine squad mate (he just revived me; Shit was SO life-saving). You are all faggots who I am going to kill with a lightmass bomb. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my Squad Mate.
Chris Brown Cash
Hey Faggots,
My name is Chris Brown, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the watermelon eating team, and starter on my chicken detecting team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just got knocked the fuck out; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch after I fucking kicked her ass.
Yuno Cash
Hey, er...
M-my name is Yuno, and I think every single one of you should try harder!. I mean... you're... you're all so slow and lazy and... N-NOT THAT I THINK THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THAT but I... I think you need to do better! You're the people who everyone's forgotten and I... I think you have the great potential to do what's right! I mean have any of you had any friends? I mean, I guess it's fun talking to people online, but you need to make honest friends! Please I don't want to see you start getting angry at each other for no reason.
Please don't ignore me. I know I have my own problems. I have a lot of them in fact. I was invited into an art school I don't deserve, and made a bunch of friends who treat me better than they should. What do you do?, other than "fapping" and "being so ronrey" which I don't quite understand, I'm sorry. I also don't get that good of grades, and I have a very good neighbor who's fun to be around (she just ate my entire supply of noodles, she's very short on cash I'm afraid). But as I was saying, you all must try and be better people! ... please? Thank you for listening, I hope.
This image is related too: It's me and my neighbor.
Kenny SO Cat
Hey Furfags,
My name is Kenny, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, cat lovers who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of cats. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever beaten up any pussy(cats)? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of animal abusers because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of cats on facebook.
Don't be a petafag. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the cat killer team, and starter on my catball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to furry hentai"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot boyfriend(he just recorded me as I beat up my cat; Shit was SO cat). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my cat
Lezard Valeth Cash
Tidings Fools,
I am called Lezard Valeth, and I despise every one of you over-indulgent, want-wit pawns of fate. You who spend every waking instant of your immoment "lives" basking in your vulgarities. The poisoners of the world are among you. Are you only wont to fulfill your most base of inclinations?
In truth, the brazen pleasures of whoresons like unto yourselves only creates in me the greatest abhorrence.
Think you me assailable by one or all among you? It is forlorn hope you bear. I am the one destined to destroy Odin. I will become God, your God. No base creature among you possesses the power-- the fate-- to obtain what you truly desire. Yet my Lady Valkyrie will be mine forever. Even now my heart dances as I think of her; So divine.
Your existence to the benefit of nothing is soon to end, and from nothing to nothing you shall return. Think on this, lowling.
Now, gaze ye upon your new Gods.
Alco Cash
Sup /b/,
The names Constantias and your a bunch of little virgin fucks. I am a part-time underwear model who earns $80000 a year. I have modelled for Calvin Klein, Versace and Prada to name a few elite brands. What have you modelled for you bunch of small PENISed wimps? What do I do in my spare time you may ask? I am also a part-time "Player" meaning I womanize girls and have awesome sex with their 2% body fat bodies and 34DD tits all night in my highrise New York City apartment. I have rock hard pecs and chiesled abs which I love more than my parents. What do you have besides a fat gut and man boobs you sorry fucks. I get into New York City's finest clubs as a VIP(jealous bitches?) and hook up with numerous bitches, I never leave the club without a blonde-haired, tanned beautiful exotic woman under my muscular arm, the same type of girls you faggots have wet dreams about you dickheads. I bet you losers ideas of a night out is watching porn all night and masturbating over Victoria's Secret models, they are the types of girls I give pearl necklaces (thats right, i love dropping loads on big tits). Jealous, cunt?
My parents have an excellent marriage and are very wealthy, they bought me my first solarium when I was 14, unlike you sorry fucks who's parents probally divorced when you were young and lived in trailer parks, what a bunch of worthless crap you guys turned out to be.
Mock my carrot coloured skin, my clothes or my puckered lips pose and I will drop you, with my perfect body and a black belt in Karate, I will gladly hand each of you a piece of Constantias.
I get discounts at high end resturants and get 15% off all drinks at nightclubs except for cocktails.
Be jealous you pansies.
Pic related: me in the middle
Peace virgins
Rozen Maiden Cash
Hey Maidens,
My name is Enju, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are short, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to become Alice. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever even made a doll? I mean, I guess it's fun fighting each other so you can meet Father because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to dolljoints on Desuchan.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was Rozen's apprentice, and I'm a master doll-maker. What kind of dolls do you make, other than "the kind you blow up from the porn shop"? I also hang around with a 6 foot demon, and have a banging hot maiden (She just got 5 Roza Mysticas; Shit was SO Cash). You are all junk who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Rorschach Cash
Hey Degenerates,
My name is Rorschach, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are degenerate, disgusting, whores and politicians who spend every second of their day looking up and yelling “Save us!” You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever looked down and whispered “No”? I mean, I guess it’s fun being a prostitute because you can’t be awesome like Truman, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than killing a small girl and feeding her corpse to your dogs.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was one of the original Watchmen, and have this badass ink blot mask. What bad ass moves do you have, other than “compromise in the face of Armageddon”? I also eat canned beans, and love beating animals (just split a dog’s head open, shit was SO cash). You are all gutter people who should just let me kill you. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and that dog I killed.
Loeb Cash
Hey Nerds,
My name is Loeb, and I trolled every single one of you. All of you are fat, acne-ridden, manchildren who spend every second of their day reading bad comics. You are everything bad in my audience. Honestly, have any of you ever actually read any of my great masterpieces? I mean, I guess it's one thing you lap up everything Alan Moore shits out, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Dan/Rorscharch gay porn.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with you most intense RAGE. I'm pretty much perfect. I wrote Ultimates 3 and created Rulk. Everything I shit out goes straight to #1. What comics have you read, other than 'The WatchMan'? I'm also destroying the Ultimate universe single handedly, and fuck with all your favourite characters (Just let Blob eat Janet; Shit tasted like chicken). You are all basement dwellers who should just learn to appreciate good writing. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my dead son.
Protoss Cash
I am the Executor, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are foolish, cowardly, inferior beings who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass colonies. You are everything bad in the universe. Honestly, have any of you killed a zerg? I mean I guess it’s fun slaughtering people because of your own insecurities, but you all take (it) to a whole new level. This is even worse than letting Kerrigan being turned into the Queen of Blades.
Your thoughts betray you. Just construct additional pylons. I’m Pretty much perfected form. I was captain of the forces of Aiur, and I led the charge into Char. What wars do you fight, other than “killing your own people”? I also weild (wield) psionic blades, and have aided in the destruction of the Zerg Overmind (She just blew me; shit was SO Zeratul). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. En Taro Adun.
Pic Relted: I’ts me and a weak earthling.
ZALGO Cash
Hey Faggots, My name is ZALGO, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm the tool that waits behind the wall, in a palace of tortured glass, served by legions forged from the tears of the sleepless dead and clad in armor carved from the suffering of mothers, and will use my seventh mouth to sing the song that ends the world. What songs do you sing, other than "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" Theme Song? I also hold a dead star and the Candle Whose Light is Shadow in my right hand, and left hands are stained with the blood of Am Dhaegar (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Twilight Cash
Hey homose/x/uals,
My name is Edward, and I feel sorry for every single one of you. All of you are fat, paranoid goths who spend every second of their day making up conspiracies and looking at fake-ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any real pussy? Or is that paranormal too? I mean, I guess it's fun trying to prove that fake shit exists because of how mundane your shitty lives are, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than taking pictures of flying trash can lids in your back yard.
Don't be a fag. Just hit me with your best non-shooped proof. I'm pretty much perfectly real. I was the starter on the Cullen baseball team. What sports do you try to play, other than "find the mindfuck in a motivator the fastest"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just was dazzled by me; Shit was SO real). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves to see what's "on the other side". Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Wilbur Cash
Hey Faggots,
My name is Wilbur, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day dying of swine flu. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I spend my days lazing around in mud eating food. What the fuck do you do all day, other than "go to work and school and die of swine flu"? I don't even go to school and i have this sweetass spider bitch (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Shiny Pidgey Cash
Hey Faggots,
My name is Lucas, and I caught every single one of them. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day catching stupid ass normal pokemon. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any shinies? I mean, I guess it's fun battling people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to level 100. This is even worse than ripping movesets off Smogon.
Don't be a stranger. Just fight me with your best team. Mine's pretty much perfect. I was champion of the elite four, and my starter beat an uber team. What battles do you win, other than "smack around low-level japanese people"? I also get straight critical hit's, and have a banging rare shiny pidgey (She just flew me to the next town; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just make yourselves faint. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my shiny pidgey
Hitler Cash
Hey Jews,
My name is Adolf, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are greedy, big-nosed no-lifes who spend every second of the day stealing money. You are everything bad in Germany. Honestly, have any of you even been to concentration camp? I mean, I guess it's fun getting called about your religion all the time, but you could take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than Islam.
Don't be a stranger, just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was leader of the master race, and killed millions of Jews. What sports do you play, other than jacking off over your money? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me, Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Loathing Cash
Walt Kowalski Cash
Hey, Fish Heads.
My name is Walt Kowalski and I hate every single one of you dog-eating squinty-eyed zipperheads. All of you are cowardly, worthless gangbangers who spend every second of your day driving around in your rice burners when you could be buying American. You are everything bad in this neighborhood. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy that didn't belong to your cousin? I mean, I guess incest is fun for you people in Hmong because of your isolation in the jungle, but you all take it to a new level. You're worse than the spooks and the wops.
Be a stranger. And get the hell off my lawn. I'm pretty much a total badass. I was in Korea, and stacked fuckers like you five feet high and used them for sandbags. I'll also blow a fucking hole in your face and sleep like a baby. What badass things do you do, besides "chop the head off a live chicken with a machete"? I also have the best girl in the world (She just fetched me a drink, shit was SO Pabst). You are all dickless barbarians who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening, pussies.
Pic related: it's me and my bitch (keep your Charlie Chan cook the hell away from her).
Ron Cash
Hey Muggles, My name is Ron, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are spoiled, rich, mudbloods who spend every second of their day doing shit without magic. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever traveled via floo powder? I mean, I guess it's fun pretending to be a magical person because of your own shitty genes, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than David Blaine or Cris Angel. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was on the winning house at Hogwarts like a billion times in a row and my best friend is fucking Harry Potter. What sports do you play, other than shitty ones that aren't Quidditch? I also fight spiders and shit and have a banging hot girlfriend named Hermione (She just blew me; Shit was SO galleon). You are all muggles who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and hermione
Alex Cash
Hey malenky malchiks,
My name is Alex, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are bolshy, gloopy, nazzes who spend every minoota of their raz smotting at gloopy-sharries pictures. You are everything baddiwad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any lubbilubbing? I mean, I guess it's real horrorshow smeching at your fellow chelloveks because of your own grazzy gullivers, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than tolchocking your own pooshka to pictures on facebook.
Be a droogie. Just prod your best tolchock. I'm pretty much dobby. I was captain of the nogaball team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "in-out-in-out your rooker to nagoy drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot zhenna (She just mounched on my pan-handle; Cal was SO cutter). You are all yahoodies who should just oobivat yourselves. Thanks for slooshing.
Pic Related: It's me and my devotchka
Ganon Cash
Hey Minions,
My name is Ganon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day wondering what I’m up to. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any face? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own dodongos, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than wonding what’s for dinner.
Don't be the king. Just hit me with your best sword. I'm pretty much the king of Coridie. I was captain of the face team, and starter on my dying team. What sports do you play, other than "daring to bring light into my lair"? I also get you to join me, and have a banging hot face (It Must Die; IT BUUURNNNS). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for dying. Pic Related: It’s me and your face
Pokemon Cash
Hey Faggots,
My name is Ash, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day playing Pokémon on your gameboys. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever caught any real Pokémon?? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to rule 34s of Misty.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was a Pokémon Master, defeated Team Rocket, and beat the Elite fucking Four. What do you do, other than "play Pokémon Diamond and think all that shit is real."? I also get straight A's, always find rare candies and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Di'Angelo Cash
Hey you Moroccan morons
My name is Di'Angelo and I mean serious fucking business (fear my face). I've been lookin' around this piece of ass site of yours, and I find it very fuckin disturbing to say the least. I don't think you're real people (you fucks are virgins and don't have pussy. Not even burnt pussy) Anways, why are you on our New Jersey dicks for? You love us so much you made atleast 100 of fansites about "Guidos" & "Guidettes". And fuck those other fake guidos who post by the name of Elio & Julio. Fake Guidos never copy & paste other's posts (we only copy each other's hairstyles, faggots) & I'm here to give you a final warning, stop fuckin with Paulie Carbone. If you fuck with Paulie, You fuck with the fam. If you fuck with the fam, THE FAM WILL FUCK YOU SINCERELY.
And don't you ever think of fuckin with a genetically superior being than you. You're just mere fuckin ants compared to us. But I think you're too fat to understand. BUT STOP PISSING ME OFF BEFORE I GOT ON ROID RAGE AND KILL WITH 1 STRIKE WHICH MEANS A 1 HIT K.O.! DONT PHUCKS WITH ME
Sincerely, Di'Angelo
P.S. When you die, I'll fuck your corpses and the people that bury you.
Shit was SO cache
Hey Lone Wanderers,
My name is Hollowed-Out Rock, and I usually help out every single one of you. All of you are noob, low-level, casuals who spend every second of their day trying to complete the main quest. You are everything bad in the Capital Wasteland. Honestly, have any of you ever even found me? I mean, I guess it's fun playing on the lowest difficulty because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to the nova sex mod.
Don't be a mysterious stranger. Just put your whatever inside of me. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the weapon-storing team, and starter on my look-like-an-actual-rock team. What sports do you play, other than "hide items and weapons in some random crate and then lose track of it"? I'm also right outside of Megaton, and have a banging sniper rifle (She was just stored in me; Shit was SO cache). You are all faggots who should just play the graphically inferior PS3 version. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and one of the weapons inside of me
Bobby Joe Blythe Cash
Hey Maggots,
My name is Bobby, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skinny, black shintukon priests who bother the employees of the hardware store next to my dojo. You are everything bad in the karate world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any training outside of jesus? I mean, I guess it's fun flailing your arms around when fighting because of your own insecurities, but you take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than bleeding all over the floor of my dojo.
Don't be a mentally handicapped person. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much GI-Joe. I was captain of the waterboarding team in the marines, and starter on the order-my-student-to-beat-a-mongoloid's-ass team. What sports do you play, other than "eating pizza off the plates of others at Pizza Hut"? I also got straight E-3's, and have a banging hot wife (She just blew me; Shit was SO hoorah). You are all retards who just throw themselves in dumpsters, unconcious. Thanks for listening
Pic Related: It's me and my wife
shit was SO 18 years captive
Hey Faggots,
My name is Philip Garrido, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. God is obviously on my side even though i'm guilty of lewd and lascivious acts with a minor and kidnapping someone under 14 with intent to rape. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any 11 yr old pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to little girls pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was convicted of rape in 1971, and have a hidden backyard within my backyard. What crimes do you commit, other than "post CP nao!"? I also have special powers that enables angels to pass the messages of God to me, and have a banging hot wife as well as a chick I kidnapped (I just fathered another child to her; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Emma Cash
Hey Faggots,
My name is Emma, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, Scottish, and retarded no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid arse pictures. You are everything bad in the United Kingdom. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a modelling contract? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than eating deep -fried Mars Bars.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the sex appeal in a series of banging hot movies and I'm quintissentially English. What have you done with your lives, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A*'s, and have banging hot English model tag-along gigolos (they just ate me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitches looking quintissentially English
FaggotSteve Cash
Hey Faggots,
My name is Steve Joe, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skinny, intelligent, mods who spend every second of their day giving stupid ass bans. You are everything bad in the forums. Honestly, have any of you ever gave any reason to ban? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because you can, but Cash takes shit to a whole new level. This is even worse than telling others to ignore me on a sticky.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was banned for a day before, and evaded it with a proxy. What methods do you use, other than "kick user off of IRC"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging bronze-medal (I just won it; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just ban yourselves. Thanks for reading.
Pic Related: It's me and my home-bro.
Fat Nerd
Dear Cocksuckers,
My name is Alex. My boys sent me the link to this messageboard. They told me it was full of fat, pale, basement-dwelling neckbeards, OCD Asians, and pathetic gay virgins. Wow, they were right! I haven't seen this level of homosexuality since my broseph Vinnie got totally zonked on X and mouthkissed Tony. Of course, you fags do this shit ON PURPOSE.
Dude, you guys would probably cut your own dicks off to be able to observe my life for one day, much less live it. I am buff, tuff, and ruff, broski! My body is tanned and chiseled - because I use PROTEIN and go to the GYM. You worthless excuses for men don't know how that works. Try not to suck your protein supplements out of a dude's cock. Even if the dude's name is "Jim."
Girls crave my dick because I'm such a fucking pimp. I know how to dress. Also, I have a fucking awesome haircut. Do you guys even know what gel is?
Pic related: It me hounding some delicious pussy. I'm fucking that shit tonight (SO cash).
Tell 'em, Brah
You think you are all fucking funny, don't you? Don't answer that, losers, I was being rhetorical.
I've seen the "John" thread, and it's fucking tasteless. Paulie is dead. What's wrong? It's not so funny now, is it? If Paulie was still alive, he'd kill every last one of you. How about this for a 'LOL': I'm coming to kick each and every last one of your asses, I won't hold back; I may go too far, but I've got a crack-shot lawyer ready. I know hacking experts; they will get every single IP logged on this pathetic site. They will locate each of you, then get your names, then forward the list directly to me.
Before you say, "our IP's are only logged temporarily, therefore I can act like a tough guy because, safe in the knowledge, you won't find me," I'd like to let you know that you've all been terribly misinformed. The guy I know is a fucking black-hat hacker. Best of the best. Numero Uno. You are in for one hell of a ride, degenerates. I'll fuck your shit up when you least expect it.
I know you are all fat, weak nerds. Don't expect me to show mercy. Oh, and if you happen to be female - which I doubt - expect to ride my 12inch, rock solid, veiny, throbbing cock.
Image located to the left shows me on the left; just a head start in case you see me, you'll know when to run. But don't expect to out-run me, I'm an athlete in peak physical condition.
This is no joke, fucking degenerates. Also, if you don't want to be fucking wasted, try and fault my physical appearance. Go ahead.
Anontalk Cash
Hey Faggots,
My name is kimmo, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day trying to spam my site and frame me for seepee. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever started a shitty fagtalk site? I mean, I guess it's fun ddos'ing people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Subeta.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I run a great game forum and of course the best antidote to the shit that is chans. What sites do you run, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people" dot com? I also get crapmailed, and have a banging hot mom (She just paid all my bills; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my mom. (she is on her knees sucking my cock. Shit is SO cash)
Firefox Cash
Hey Faggots
My name is Firefox and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every moment of their day using Internet Explorer. You are everything that is bad in the world. I mean honestly, have you ever even used a flashblock extension? I guess its fun making fun of people because of your glaring web security holes but you take this all to a brand new level. This is even worse than Javascript virus infections that own the fuck out of your box. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I work on multiple operating systems, was using tabbed browsing years before Internet Explorer, am completely open source and free to use (unlike opera and chrome). I also do automatic updates and don't need to be tied into the operating systems reserved memory to compete with other browsers. What have you done other than crash like a bitch and be nowhere near as configurable? I also don't store personal information encrypted on the hard drive and my user just cleared all of their personal data from this session by hitting control+shift+delete (shit was SO cache) You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic related: It's me consuming IE.
H1N1 Cash
Hey Humans,
My name is H1N1, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, multi-cellular lifeforms who spend every second of their day running around polluting the planet. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever caused a national state of emergency? I mean, I guess it's fun destroying the environment because of greed, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse then an uncureable immunodeficiency retrovirus. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best vaccine. I'm pretty much perfect. I was formed from avian and human transmittable viruses undergoing a phenotypic mix. Where did you come from, other than "DNA shot into an egg"? I also can transfer between you, not just pigs like this one (She just got infected by me; Shit was SO rash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my host
Mars Attack Cash
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