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it seems people want me to hate myself even more
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Snapesnogger (Gemma Wilson of Perth, Australia) is more than willing to call the Internet Police on this article. [6]
Snapesnogger (Gemma Wilson of Perth, Australia) is more than willing to call the Internet Police on this article. [6]
How most Thais react after finding out what Snapesnogger has done to their country's mythology. Like they need more reasons to suck at driving, great job.
How most Thais react after finding out what Snapesnogger has done to their country's mythology. Like they need more reasons to suck at driving, great job.
A fine example of Snogger's unmatched artistry.
A fine example of Snogger's unmatched artistry.
Where is your god now?
Where is your god now?
See, it's not pathetic when I do it on purpose, right? Right? *crickets chirp*
See, it's not pathetic when I do it on purpose, right? Right? *crickets chirp*

Snapesnogger is a whiny little shit chink from DeviantART who draws lame-ass anime-style Harry Potter fanart, mainly of Severus Snape (Alan Rickman) in thongs and various gay apparel. She also has a huge jerk circle of mindless weeaboo fanbrats whose insidious lovefests have made her think she's something other than a completely worthless and tubby bitch and have caused her to skyrocket to the second most popular deviant on the goddamned site.

She believes it's perfectly fine to draw the same way for several years with little improvement or variety, and if you challenge this notion, she will instantly lash out at you, claiming that you are clearly blind as to not recognize the brilliance of her mpreg, 60% female/40% male nagas with non-female vaginas and non-male cocks. She will then proceed to curl into a little ball and weep like a bitch.

Snogger just got a prize as the Most Improved Artist of the year, even though neither her style nor her skill-level has changed in years. Then again, the best signature award was given to someone who had just copied and pasted it off someone else and added an obnoxious emote.

Also, Snogger recently got a new account, OwlGem. The first submission is fanart for the mallgoth fetish show Invader Zim. Although it apparently was abandoned, she has returned to it, posting more Invader Zim fanart of her Mary Sue owl character and the bunny-suit guys. She's also started polluting Tegaki E with shitful, noseless art at her shitty blog.

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[edit] About Snapesnogger

Tubgem - Snogger's new devID.
Tubgem - Snogger's new devID.
Portrait of a birdfurry fat pig.
Portrait of a birdfurry fat pig.
The infamous whiny, self-centered little twit in all her clearly hideous glory. TEH HORRAR!
The infamous whiny, self-centered little twit in all her clearly hideous glory. TEH HORRAR!
Anyone with common sense knows that bubbly discharge from the penis is a sign of STDs. The obvious redness is not a good sign either.
Anyone with common sense knows that bubbly discharge from the penis is a sign of STDs. The obvious redness is not a good sign either.
Graphic gore, graphic violence and uncontrolled sobbing tend to be staples of Snogger's work. And that's only on the receiving end.
Graphic gore, graphic violence and uncontrolled sobbing tend to be staples of Snogger's work. And that's only on the receiving end.

Snapesnogger has written and drawn illustrations for several of her fucktarded stories which include:

  • Her fanfiction in which Snape and Hermione get turned into the cutest iggly noseless bunnies you ever did see. They 'fall in love', have lots of sex, Hermione gets pregnant, et cetera. Warning! never look at this shit.
  • Her comic "Angel 1000," about some retard angel with a cheese fetish and his friends fighting demons. Not much is known about this story save that the main character is a nerd who dies and becomes the special 1000th bishie angel, and that all of his friends can be found in their original forms in Japan's finer anime. It serves as a fine testament to Snapesnogger's unabashed creativity and originality.
  • Her comic "Red Venom",, which stars a homosexual 60% female, 40% male, half human, half snake creature (which she incorrectly calls a Naga) that gets pregnant and has a litter of bizarre little snake things. She's scared to death someone is going to steal and copyright her Red Venom idea before she gets a chance to make it into a major motion picture herself, even though it's doubtful a story about a homosexual snake man/woman that shits out eggs would be a big box-office draw.

She suffers from the dreaded Bishie syndrome and has a preference for vore/swallowing fetishes, pregnancy fetishes (Mpreg especially), pedophilia, guro/gore, violence with everybody present crying profusely and unrealistically, and of course, furry sex. She also seems to hate noses, though nobody knows why (perhaps because she can't fucking draw them, or because she resents her own Jewwy fucking shnozz).

Snogger will not be trolled for trying to help! Even though she didn't try to help until AFTER being trolled. What a Saint!
Snogger will not be trolled for trying to help! Even though she didn't try to help until AFTER being trolled. What a Saint!

She had a Gaiafag who whored out overly priced commissions of other Gaiafag avatars. Seeing how many retarded people are willing to pay for a shitty chibi drawing gives Snapesnogger a case of unwarranted self-importance, possibly because she's not yet as stupid as the people who pay her.

Sometime Last Thursday she decided that she was an owl or some shit, and ever since then has flooded her gallery with uber kawaii pictures of herself plus owl features, minus 100 pounds.

She has also recently joined the deviantART Breast Cancer Awareness bandwagon -- and although that may have most of you thinking "But that's not such a bad thing!" -- we must present the facts. She posted an image for the BCA Quilt Competition of Deviantart, and then put prints of the image up for sale. She only announced her intentions to donate the proceeds to charity after some trolls called her on it, and just to prove she's a good sport, she put some pink in her icon.

Overall, the only notable thing about Snapesnogger is that /b/ considers her a laughing stock and someone phished her for her username and password, then threw a nice copy of Tubgirl up on her front page. Lulz ensued as her equally worthless fanbase shat themselves collectively.

[edit] The Fanbase

A gaggle of typical Snapesnogger fans, poised for battle against the trolls.
A gaggle of typical Snapesnogger fans, poised for battle against the trolls.
A perfect example of the average intelligence of a typical Snapesnogger fan.
A perfect example of the average intelligence of a typical Snapesnogger fan.
Despite calling her fans both "retarded" and "sheep" on several occasions, Snapesnogger now tries to convince them otherwise with her latest devianTART signature.
Despite calling her fans both "retarded" and "sheep" on several occasions, Snapesnogger now tries to convince them otherwise with her latest devianTART signature.

Snapesnogger's fanbase (aka the half-assed G-Fanforce) is composed of belligerent little praisers and worshipers who kiss her ass so much that she won't actually LEAVE the god damn website -- no matter how much others may hope for it. She has threatened to leave the site at least 48 times but every time these annoying little fucks convince her to stay.

Also, if this page is suddenly blanked or says "SNAPESNOGGER IS AWESOM U PPL R A BUNCH OF FAGS!!!11" you know that her fanhorde has been here.

Currently, kineticlightning is her personal e-psychologist as well as a wannabe BFF, and Uchiha-Yuki is her number-one asskisser who always has something clever to say to a well-meaning troll as well as a trigger finger for the report button.

Truthfully, though, this page is dedicated to her fans,whom she has lovingly referred to as "sheep" on more than one occasion. If not for them, we would never have run across such a wonderful lolcow.

[edit] Fan Gallery

Snapesnogger's fans pride themselves (read: fall all over themselves) on presenting to her the most amazing and lavish of giftarts depicting her engaging original characters. Behold!

Now, given the average artistic skill of her fans, one can see why Snapesnogger's formulaic, poorly composed drawings with no stable sense of lighting, proportion, or color are considered "good."

Proof that nagas don't have to be males or herms!

Artist is 21.

This is how you use MS Paint

THIS IS A TOUCHING IMAGE! LOLZ

This was TOTALLY a rip off of NagaMaster

Davey Jones + Herm Naga = WTF is wrong with you

KAWAII

Snake=Pony

Shit, they're fucking rabid!

Waluigis-girl, dubbed as Snapesnogger 2.0 in terms of crazy, makes her own offering.

She just won't accept sub-par fanart!


[edit] SnapeSnogger IS deviantart

Without Snapesnogger, there is no devianTART
Without Snapesnogger, there is no devianTART

Her fanbase strikes again as one devoted person swears up and down that Snapesnogger is devianTART. P-tecker has left his faggotry all over her page, giving every known fact out there to prove that she is the best artist in the world. He also has confessed his undying love for her.

[edit] Fun Facts

If you can't appreciate the beauty of male pregnant nagas, then you are clearly a troll.
If you can't appreciate the beauty of male pregnant nagas, then you are clearly a troll.
Then again, she's not exactly clear on the subject herself.
Then again, she's not exactly clear on the subject herself.
Being a Snapesnogger fan is obviously a shame.
Being a Snapesnogger fan is obviously a shame.
  • Snapesnogger is actually a man. An ugly, fat one.
  • Snapesnogger believes that the trolls hate her because she's popular. Not because she's a querulous little twat, but because she has several ass-kissing fannits.
  • Snapesnogger will plug her ears, sing Fergie songs at the top of her lungs, and pretend she can't hear you when you attempt to tell her how much everyone hates her -- or at least the truth as to why -- then ban you and tell all her 'friends' not to believe anything you say. Ever.
  • Snapesnogger hates all of her fans. The reason for this is that she finds herself too superior to relate to her "retarded fan base." In fact, Snapesnogger has actually taken a strong dislike to almost all humanity, believing that no living being could possibly measure up to her all-mighty skills at drawing androgynous, pregnant nagas and Severus Snape dressed like a furry faggot. Also, her penis is better than yours.
  • Though she claims she is not egotistical, she'll never think twice about telling you to fuck off if you call her mediocre.
  • She will beg her fans not to kiss her ass and then, not five minutes later, turn around and ask for their "opinion" (read: pucker up, ladies).
  • Snapesnogger has had lesbian thoughts!
  • Back in the day Snapesnogger was hired by Squaresoft to do the noseless artwork for the cult-hit game Final Fantasy Tactics.
  • Her biggest fan is Zeriara.
  • Once she gets a high bid for her crap art at her Gaia Online Auction she will disappear, leaving the bidder holding their bag.
  • Jeffree Moon has tried to recruit her in his "war" against ED.

[edit] Breaking News: Snapesnogger makes new DeviantArt account!

Recently, Snogger created a new account on DA to avoid all those who hate her and believe her work is complete shit. Being as brilliant as she is, claiming to be sick of drama, she posted the decision in her journal, in order to gather her fantards in an attention whoring pity party. The latter smeared all the comments with so much failing sobs and hugs, that the server went down, unable to cope with imbecility. The sheer lameness can be seen in the fact that she actually makes her fanbase to fucking dig up the site in search of her zomg-precious artwork, so to cause moar drama than ever.

So, what did Snapesnogger do, and why did she whine that ED soon found her new hideout? Liek, posting utterly recognizable crap featuring her bestest male lesbian dyke friend (who was too smart enough to add the abhorrent pieces of art to her fav), using the same avatards and mentioning ED in the fucking FIRST journal is TTLY CANSPIRACEE LOL.

Drama ensued immediately, and rages on. Despite all her claims of being mature and independent from fans, this current lulzfest clearly depicts that nothing in the whole world will make Snogger moar than a hypocritical lolcow, which hungers moar and moar pageviews, faves, and e-fame, but still can't accept even an ounce of critique.


So here's a link to her new account she doesn't want anyone to see. Sweet Fucking Jesus, B&! The raiding/trolling/spamming/butthurt has already begun, because the creepy gay nagas and bunny fucktard people with saw-like teeth are just too obvious to ignore.

As always, she hides comments as fast as shits art, so scrncpzplzthx for great justice.

[edit] Bitter Truth can't be hidden

Some people, seeing this unsurpassable faggotry, tried to reason Snogger, and of course, the comments where hidden with the speed of light. Thanks to GPRS, some of the wise words were saved, as to be an eternal reminder to the whiny shit's fucktardness.


 
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~-kitsune- 45 minutes 51 seconds ago

Well now. I was right, see? And you asked me, "How will my account be popular if nobody knows it?" If you want peace, Gemma, don't create Deviantart accounts. Become a serious artist, if that's your desire, grow up, and leave the playground.

He's right, you know. You just... crave attention. But see, the problem is this: You have talent yes. You know it. And you rub it in your fans' faces. And that is the reason as to why you've become 'Bitter', to borrow your word for it.

Your art is lovely, yes. But see, you can't even climb out of your fairy tale illustration rut, as Knifeguy has pointed out.

You claim you want to grow as an artist: well, here's a tip. Most artists don't make their money drawing pretty, personalized, manga-esue pictures. They work and toil and slave for years to reflect their emotions, and the beauty they see around them.

You may have developed a style of your own, but in the long run, is it really that different from the thousands of other cartoon styles out there? No, it's not, and I'm sorry to say that, but it's not. You're never going to go anywhere in life with it unless you realize that you've stuck with it because it sucks in the fans. On the INTERNET.

If you want to improve as an artist, break away from what you KNOW works to pull people in, and try something different. DON'T post it on Deviant Art. Take it to REAL people with REAL opinions on how you can improve, and how you can grow as an artist. Break away from the 'children's book illustrations' style, and find something that is uniquely YOU, not a combination of everything you see in cartoons and on DeviantArt.

I draw my manga pictures because it's fun. Not because I want to suck the attention out of everyone around me.

It's time to grow up, Gemma, and face the real world instead of hiding in the shadow of DeviantArt, sucking the attention you so desire out of children and teenagers. To truly grow as an artist, it's time to ditch what you know works for you, and strive and sweat and toil for something better.
 

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— Kitsune-, trying to sugercoat the harsh reality


Of course, the snogger couldn't bear the insults.


 
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Comment on *RavingG

~KnifeGuy 57 minutes 9 seconds ago

You know I've been playing the fool for a while now but I'm going to get serious with you for a moment, so listen up. You're a real piece of work, you know that snogger? You run a tangent screaming that you want to be left alone, that you want to be a recluse, and go back to living in humility and develop as an artist; the sad fact of the matter is, you don't want that at all and you never want that. I point this out to plead with you to drop the act because you're not fooling anybody. You're just pissing everybody off more with your bullshit attitude. Just fess up already: you're a lying, bitter, stupid attention-mongering brat. This is what your popularity on DA has made you, and you relish in it. You don't strive for improvement because you know you don't have to when you're surrounded by as many morons as you are. And you like these morons, they re-enforce your childlike behavior and enable you to act like the spoiled little "starving artist" you pretend to be.

You know you have it pretty lucky for someone on the internet, which is a pretty backwards thing to say, but hear me out. Artists with TWICE the talent as you have to struggle TWICE as hard for recognition because all jerks like you have to do is pump out rosy pink pictures of their favorite character from their childrens novels--which they have since outgrown reading, like yourself--sucking the nads off some other ass from the novel, and instantly it is internet fodder for prepubescent perverts to oogle over.

To get more to the point (and pardon my language, I know you're SUPER SENSITIVE when anybody says anything MEEEAAN to you) you're a fucking sell-out and an insult to the artists community and don't deserve an inch's-worth of praise for the cookie-cutter factory work you pump out for attention.

Were you beaten as a child? Neglected? Did your mother not hug you enough or something? I ask because it seems to me like you're living vicariously off your artwork just for the attention. This might be because there's nothing about your personality--as displayed online, is obnoxious and wretched--that is at all redeemable. It's obvious you have self esteem issues, probably because you're not all that attractive and just about as likable in life as you are on the internet, which isn't very liked if you haven't noticed. Maybe once you wise up in real life and start realizing that the internet doesn't owe you shit, just like the real world, you will come to terms with all the drama you've started AND contributed to and perhaps see from our point of view, why you are currently one of the most hated artist's personalities on the net.

I implore you to spend some time to reflect on yourself, because the more you try and hide in the shadows and the more you try to pretend to be "okay" with the way things are now, the worse you're going to become and the less you're going to improve, and the less people are going to be able to put up with you.

If you have any sign of maturity, if you have any sense of dignity or ANYTHING, you won't hide this comment and cower under your victim veil
 

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— Knifeguy's TL;DR attempt to surpass "Snapesnogger-Listen"


Seems like Snogger does NOT have dignity as the comment was hidden. As well as she has no logic either.


 
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Comment on *RavingG

~gaskrieger 41 seconds ago I applaud to you, sir Knifeguy. There are some very good points, and I want to add a few more.

Snogger's main problem is that she's really dependant on other people's ideas and personalities.

She doesn't produce original content, like a real artist does. In another way, she's behaving like your typical furfag. I'll explain.

First she thrived upon Snape. That's more or less normal for teen girl, to drool over an experienced harsh male character, and though she twisted him completely, turning the character into a gay chibi, it's understandable. But secondary.

Than the Red Venom and Angel 1000. That's where the furfaginess started to blossom. Snogger's trait is extreme lazyness and neglect. She announced two graphic stories, but what did she actually draw? 50% furfag reference sheets of characters, 40% depiction of luuurve poses of two male naga, and only 10% pictures to illustrate the key scenes of the nonexistent story. Obviously, this is because her moronic fantards are happy with reference cute sheets, and subliming your fantasies for a handsom naga is sooo easy. She's done like, 1 comic page and that's it, letting here fans imagine that she's "working hard on the story" when in reality she just posted every picture of Kave or whoever each time she decided to change the form of his horns.

Needless to say, nagas aren't her original creation.

Now, on to this foofoo bussiness. Again, the characters aren't hers. Foo and Bob are two lesbian dykes, which act like men on teh interwebz and created personas of demonic Gorillaz-like guys in bunny suits. Totally original and attractive, aint it? But for snogger it was just another gay manly ideal to fanfart over. And this time, in a fit of furfaggotry, she finally got the option to insert herself in her art, to finally sublime her wish for being a cute infantile snuggable creature. Again, she posts meaningless narcissistic "fabart", no plot, no ideas, only snippets.

That's what her art is. It's not fanart, it's not illustration. It's cartoonish masturbation to ownself and internet personas, and it has nothing meaningful or spiritual behind it. And prepubescent teens gloat all over it just because they were spoiled by anime and are ready to love anything granted if it's TEH GAY.

btw, snogger, too late. I copied everything.
 

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— Gaskrieger, analyzing the art and preserving the lulz


[edit] Snapesnogger Returns!

Being the whiny little shit she is, she came back to her original account as Snapesnogger tried to convince everyone the trolls did not faze her. Apparently, they have no lives and are obsessed with her. She claims she feels sorry for them because apparently she's not the one with the mental condition. She goes on to say " i mean...i dont actually do anything bad anymore." Like the hidden constructive critism and blocking everyone who is not a fantard do not count as "bad".

She tries to lie by saying "despite what some of you may do to try and bring me down, i will just take it in my stride. you people are making me stronger and stronger, what doesnt kill me can only help me in the future." even though everyone knows she crawls into a corner and cuts herself every time someone says anything slightly negative about her art.

When a few reasonable people tried to get through her thick head and tell her she didn't get it at all, she tried to pull her usual "You don't know me!" bullshit.Amai-Nihachi suceeded in making Snogger use her RavingG account to reply on the Snapesnogger page. Realizing she made herself sound like even more of a retard, snapesnogger promptly hid the comments, leaving her original TL;DR. By doing this, it's obvious she thought she made herself look like the determined hero, instead of the fool. Succeeding in making a fool of herself, someone reminded her by linking to this section of this article.

After the situation died down, Snogger found a link to a giftart of her character Gemma on her page. The poor fantard Jerica-the-Angel was taken aback when Snogger blatantly refused the gift. Why? simply because Jerica-the-Angel said in response to Amai-Nihachi's "you don't get it" comment, "Don't you see Gemma? :( She's right. I feel bad that you're going though this, but you have to listen :(" Needless to say, snogger AKA RavingG jumped to her own defense and "yelled" at the poor fantard.

The comment, filled with confusion and lies.

Making her understand is an impossible task.

Lightning-Baron tries to get through snogger's thick head.

a new member of dA reminds Snogger of her fucktardedness

We don't know her, gaiz! Why should we tell her to change?

Still disrespecting her fans...

So much for staying hidden...

When Snogger made a third account, Kellywormtongue struck again!

"Pick one. Leave or stay."

Zelda164 welcomes Snoggy with open arms, straying from his "clever trolling".

LUL I'M PERFECT, YOU'RE NOT. NO ADVICES NEEDED.

I LOL'D! ...But, I thought there weren't girls on the interbutts.

[edit] January 17th, 2008

Snapesnogger (OwlGem, now) seems to have abandoned her fake Naga story, the only post on her new account related to Red Venom being her FORMER 60%female 40%male character, who has since been changed into a lady snake-thing, boobs and all. This was met with much anger from her fanwhores, who accused her of being a sell-out. Good to know they finally caught on.

Apparently her fans are supposed to "sit back and enjoy whatever i pump out of this."
Apparently her fans are supposed to "sit back and enjoy whatever i pump out of this."

[edit] Snogger EDits?

After these snowcrashing events, Snogger finally decided to take her fate in her own fat hands. Mysteriously, in sheer minutes, in the link list of this article the link to her new RavingG account disappears! What can it be - another act in the editing war, or the furry lesbian fucktard or her fans made an astonishingly smart attempt to fuck with the article?

LINK PLZ

UPDATE!! Recent news indicates that one of raperogger's sheep bitches, it appears that Little-Miss ladyhellfyre, has been behind the mysterious EDits on this page! Certainly a courageous young woman isn't she?


Image:Lhf.jpg

So...Ladyhellfire is moar than one person now? Sad thing is, LADYHELLFIRE HAS BETTER CRAP IN HER GALLERY THAN SNOGGY. Why did she bother? Who knows.

And if Ladyhellfire wishes to meet us in real life, then give us your address.

[edit] Friendly "comments" on her new page

The butthurt manifesto

Snogger DO NOT WANTS drama

After an expected answer of "GO AWAT", this comment was hidden.

"Spammers nevar quit"

LEAVE SNAPESNOGGER ALOOONE, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S BEEN THRUUU!1!!1!11

Lol, fantards mourn over account

Failure at conspiracy, butthead.

Fat owl-bitch an old meme?

Exposion of the obvious attention whoring and diva-drama

Snogger aka RavingG reports to the admins due to troll screencap threat

Freedom of speech denied!

lol internetz

luvlychick27 was blocked after this.

MentalGuy15 tries to earn Snogger AKA RavingG's love by sticking up for her.

"It's good that you realize that a new account will solve all of your problems."

Jennyjenny64 tricks RavingG

A lovely song on Snogger's new page.

Snogger fans run out of bullshit and begin to copy and paste each other.

Snigger shudders at constructive criticism.

ED is silly and 'ridioules', that's us told.

She is teh genious!

[edit] DeviantArt Whore

Displaying their usual lack of anything even remotely resembling intelligence, the admin at DeviantTART commissioned Snogger to draw them a T-shirt design, supposedly figuring that anyone who could generate that many pageviews must be worth some sort of free publicity. Thankfully, their mascot already contains no nose, so Gemmy didn't have to step too far outside of her comfort zone to draw it.


[edit] UH-OH! Better call the Waaambulance!

Gemmy-poo has just posted a journal whining and bitching about how much of a victim she is, beggin people to leave her alone, publicly insulting her fan base and wondering why people have problems with her, not realizing if she grew up and stopped being a whiny little cunt-face things might change... NEVERMIND. Apparently someone succeeded in 'hacking' her account, though this is yet to be proven and may just be Snogger's way of defending her extremely emo behavior.

She exploited herself! Way to go, Snogger!

Trolls have driven Snogger to want to become an hero.

Her fans are starting to see her for who she really is

Gemma just wants to be left alone.

After an expected response of "Leave me alone." this comment was promptly hidden.

Snogger won't even take advice on life. How ungrateful!

Gemma responds maturely to advice.

Gemma IS teh interwebs.

IT WUZNT MY FAULT GAIZ!!!! I WERE TEH HACKED!!!!

Yup, Snogger has pulled a DivineAngel and made up a shite excuse for her appalling behaviour - screencaps coming soon folks! Even though any idiot knows that a hacker would not have deleted the journal or hid the lulzy comments, Snogger still stands by her excuse.

[edit] NEW Account, NEW Fantards

You would think that since the almighty Gemma has changed for the better she would curb her creepy fetishes just a tad. NOT SO!

Typical fanart of the Keroro Gunso series by Snapesnogger herself
Typical fanart of the Keroro Gunso series by Snapesnogger herself

[edit] NEW!!!- Snigger/Owlgem now has her own little gaggle of "platoon" fag followers!

cruzbones One of her bunny suited dyke friends. Doesn't even post art, so no lulz can be had. Used to be a troll, but is believed to be retired.

cricketkitty

shiftymoof One of her bunny suited friends, a true friend of gemma's. Her boob tree loving friend, boobyman Used to be a troll, but is beleived to be retired.

rei-briefs Can actually draw better than snogger, go figure...

owlgem last but certainly not least, especially in the ass, snogger herself


[edit] Those that wish they were in her 'platoon' who still enter her "keroro gunso" chatroom

mimish0rtgirl Huge scalp of EPIC proportions

imp-da-cat

byzantea Shitty MS paint art earns new lulz in honor of the 'platoons' do not click unless you have pixel art vaccines

dulcis-somnus Resident dyke slave of the "Keroro Gunso chatroom" that they all worship.

chapperice Another talentless artist that wants in. Click here to see the beautiful art: click here

estrayastar Whiny little attention whore who draws shitty David Archuleta fanart.

(plz ad moar)

[edit] The ConceptArt Incident

How dare they insult such perfection?
How dare they insult such perfection?

ConceptArt.org is a place where serious artists -- many of them professionals or advanced students -- go to receive serious critiques of their work. Snapesnogger, in her infinite wisdom, waltzed into this environment expecting a wave of the same demented praise and adoration she gets from her DA fangirls. Instead, she received a reasonable and honest critique of her image:


 
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I'm also having a hard time with the 60/40 gender percentage. Being a hermaphrodite/intersex or transgendered I get, but your character wants a male pronoun, looks male...but has babies? I'm not sure that's even plausible for the snake half. Is this founded in some sort of science, or just your own fantasy?

The twins looking completely different throws me too, but that's a whole 'nother scientific discussion.

I do like the drawing and coloring (in both pieces, though I'm partial to the marker version for some reason) for the human half and kids. The kids are very cute, and I really like the way you handled the eyes and hair. The snake half looks really lumpy though and the background looks flat and crowds the space of the piece. I think some work on volume might help in the future.
 

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—Mirana, actually being helpful


The response was, of course, sweetly reasonable:


 
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i really tried at this picture, why are you people so picky?!! im not being ignorant here, but it seems that im doing everything wrong all the time! and you dont know this character! he has a big profile on me and he means alot to me so dont question him. this isnt just to you, mirana, but everyone who is complaining. i like drawing manga, get over it! and the snake part does NOT LOOK LUMPY!!!
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—Snapesnogger, classy to the end


After this Snogger was pretty much reamed by ConceptArt goers (though some chose to simply admonish her, but the reaming is much funnier). The thread itself still exists and is a fun read! Choice words from the pros:


 
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Oh, and we will not "get over" you liking to draw manga. Manga is a disease in many ways, because people think that they can become a great manga artist without a grounding in life drawing and such beforehand. This is not true. There are a few FANTASTIC manga artists who post here, and you can see in all of their work that they have done hundreds of hours of studies on realistic anatomy, lighting and colour, composition. Only then have they settled into their chosen style.

You have not done this, it is quite obvious. Your work is derivative manga. Outside your circle of DA friends, there is nothing to distinguish it from anyone elses derivative manga.
 

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—Give this man a Nobel Peace Prize


Snapesnogger ran back to deviantART in tears and complained in her journal (which makes it to the deviantART Today Page every single time she posts one because of her dumbass fans) about those mean, judgmental professional artists who dared to judge her by artistic standards. Her fans obediently bashed ConceptArt, calling them elitists, assholes, and of course "jealous".

Between ConceptArt and NagaMaster, Snoggy's journal garnered enough attention to appear in the "Top Journals" on the Today Page and thus drew a much larger crowd. People began criticizing her for acting like a spoiled brat and sullying the name of ConceptArt, so she deleted that journal and put up an identical one, where the criticisms continued (much to her chagrin). That second journal was also eventually deleted, but the incident fixed her in people's minds for life as a whiny, spoiled brat. Catchphrases from her CA encounters such as "What a naga is..." "I know nagas," and "the snake part does NOT LOOK LUMPY!!!" have since caught on as Snogger memes.

This Encyclopedia Dramatica article even earned ConceptArt a few new members! [7][8][9]

[edit] Banned from y!Gallery

The lovely picture responsible for Snogger's permaban. It would be really nice if someone could enlighten us as to what in God's holy name is happening here.
The lovely picture responsible for Snogger's permaban. It would be really nice if someone could enlighten us as to what in God's holy name is happening here.

On December, 22nd, 2006, Snapesnogger was banned from y!Gallery after a long period of continuous retardedness and rule-breaking. The final straw was a gratuitous and anatomically incorrect drawing with a supposedly male character who, she quickly revealed, had a decidedly non-male vagina. Y!Gallery, being a site for lonely women and closet lesbians to share their yaoi femmy male on male porn, is very anti-snatch.

She posted to her DA journal complaining about the cruel mods and her unfair treatment and 'frivolous' banning, and added a touch of sour grapes by saying "Perhaps I don't like being stiffled by rules..." This has proven once and for all that in Snapesnogger's mind, common sense simply does not exist (and also that bitch can't spell).

After a y!Gallery mod (who also happened to have a dA account) chastised her -- 1) for complaining when she knew perfectly well what the rules of the site were and yet broke them anyway, and 2) for thinking that because she was popular and had so many fans on y!G that she should be given special treatment -- Snapesnogger replied, "its just a site, a stupid strict site. i wish i had seen it earlier. please dont send me anymore notes."

It should be noted that Snapesnogger's rule-breaking on y!Gallery included:

  • Lying about her age and signing up there before she had turned 18
  • Uploading copyrighted material for a club
  • Harassing a moderator for drawing "offensive hick nagas" (which, as it turns out, had nothing to even do with her)
  • Uploading an image that she stated was of her on deviantART but lied on y!Gallery saying it was just a "REALLY girly guy" (presumably because she didn't get her fill of favorites on dA and sought more from Y!Gallery)

[edit] Forgiveness DENIED

Despite how strict and stupid she thought the site was, just 2 days later, upon the introduction of a form to provide banned users with a chance to return to the gallery, Snapesnogger eagerly filled it out. Unfortunately, it was a trap, and she was promptly redirected to this ED article.

She didn't seem to like this very much, judging by this message that was reportedly sent to a moderator:

 
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Also i would like to ad how fucking immature you stupid site is, the form of forgiveness? how come when i tried to submit a form it went straight to a site full of insulting stuff about me? how come? i suppose you and your nasty little mod friends think its hilarious? well its not!!! I TRY MY BEST TO IGNORE THAT FOUL ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA AND YOUR DUMB NASTY MALICIOUS SITE PUSHES IT IN MY FUCKING FACE???

YOU NASTY SICK ASSHOLES!!!
 

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—Snapesnogger, unleashing the fucking fury

And our response to it all:

 
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JUST AS PLANNED!
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—Everyone

[edit] The New Me - Snoggy's New Years Resolution

As a result of the y!Gallery Forgiveness trickery, Snapesnogger came up with a New Year's resolution to "stop recording bad experiences in any of my art userpage journals or to respond to rude people." Fortunately for continued lulz, she has made such claims in the past (see below) and they've never lasted for more than about 5 or 6 days.

So let's see this so called resolution (dated 2006).

As we can see, she's made similar claims in the past (this one dated from 2004).

[edit] Banned from y!Gallery... again

wut!? CLEARLY THIS IS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PURSON! Also, lol that she faves a noseless chibi that looks just like her "unique" style.
wut!? CLEARLY THIS IS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT PURSON! Also, lol that she faves a noseless chibi that looks just like her "unique" style.

On July 1st, 2007, Snapesnogger created a new account on y!Gallery using the name Veserus (and even rejoined one of her own clubs). So she hates the site's strict rules and believes the mods are all out to get her SO MUCH that she makes a new account to circumvent her banned one? I think we all know what that means..

Less than 20 minutes after her first post to the site, she was banned again, thus proving that no matter what uninspired pseudonym you use, your retarded art style will always rat you out.

[edit] I Nose Nagas - Snoggy Breaks Her New Year's Resolution

Snapesnogger trying to control who does and doesn't laugh at light-hearted pseudo-fanart.
Snapesnogger trying to control who does and doesn't laugh at light-hearted pseudo-fanart.
 
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heh you nasty bitch. noone at niko's likes you,NO ONE!! everyone just bitches about how patheitc you were!
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—Snapesnogger, on showing her true colors

moar related lulz
moar related lulz

There were bad puns and butthurt for all when a particularly clever TARTlet, FoxNede, cooked up a masterpiece called "I Nose Nagas" featuring a character resembling Snoggy's emo hermaphrodite fag in a Groucho Marx getup.

The image was pretty harmless and light-hearted, but oddly, that's not what set Snoggy off, no. The picture didn't bother her but the people laughing at it did (LOL WUT). Just having a giggle was enough to set Snapesnogger off and get her bitching about cruelty and people hating her (her usual rap), thus predictably breaking her New Year's resolution. Only, you know, these weren't trolls and meaniebutts so much as people just chuckling at a cute drawing that Snoggy herself claimed she didn't find insulting.

Though she threw a few insults at people (like the one above), devianTART deleted the artwork rather than banning her for her verbal attacks, since she's popular. The system works. (Now if she had been spouting 4chan memes at the same time she would have been permabanned.)

During her hissy fit she also insulted her fanbase, again, and yet they continue to lick her ass and beg for more:

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[edit] GAIA LULZ

If you've been living under a rock for at least 100 years, you may not have noticed -- or perhaps just not given a shit -- that Snapesnogger ALSO has a Gaia Online account (just one more milestone in her plot to take over the internet). But one must remember that where there is Snogger, there is SURE to be lulz!

For example, she insists that she hates all the drama that surrounds her and yet -- like a fly on a particularly foul pile of shit -- she just can't stay away. Witness for yourself the drama that actually preceded Snapesnogger on Gaia Online -- a site where fags generally go to complain about Tartlets: