Snakes on a Plane

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Snacks? On my plane?!

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A multi-million dollar movie starring Samuel L. Jackson. The plot centers around an assassin attempting to murder somebody by releasing at least 100 snakes on a plane. It already gained a pre-release cult following, even though the whole film could just be one scene in a James Bond movie, srsly.

In the end the pilots just call the Aviation Safety Network and save the day.

[edit] Plot

Samuel L Jackson is on a plane. There's motherfucking snakes on the plane. Samuel L Jackson shoots the motherfucking snakes. He says: I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

[edit] Controversy

It was suggested that the name "Snakes on a Plane" was simply the working title and that the movie will be given the far more boring title of "Pacific Air Flight 121" upon release. This, of course, would be a tragedy, and the revelation that the phrase, "Snakes on a Plane" might become no more than a fond memory of what may have been has caused many fans to cry a lot.

Fortunately, Jackson realized that renaming this movie would be quite possibly the single worst marketing decision of all time, and told the film makers, "I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' Flight 121. All I wanna hear from yo' ass is: you ain't got no problem, I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggaz out and wait for the cavalry which should be coming directly."