Smegma
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Smegma is delicious cheese cultivated under the foreskin, usually the result of weeks of careful aging. Some argue that smegma is the male equivalent of a female yeast infection, and is really nasty. Those people are unaware that once you've gone down on it, it's clean. Sometimes flavored with dried sperm and lint from your underwear, smegma will lose flavor by bathing.
Smegma has a surprisingly large number of commercial applications.
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Smegma Poetry
There once was a girl from Heath
She liked to peel back foreskin with her teeth
It wasn't for money or anything funny
but to get to the cheese underneath
Haiku
the cheese will ferment
it accumulates much mass
under my foreskin
Marketable Products That Can Be Fabricated From Smegma
- Packaging materials
- Motor engine lubricants
- Modelling clay for children
- Pet food
- McDonalds shakes
- Fat-free cheese
- Frosting for cake
- Egg Drop soup
- Tofu
- A snack for bratty kids
Gallery of Smeg
 Tastes as good as it looks. |
 Still smells better than pussy. |
 Great on toast. |
 Actually a misspelling. It's meant to say Goatse. |
 So do I. |
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