Skynet
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Skynet, not to be confused with Usenet(But is basically the same), is an evil computer network that intends on taking over teh internets. Skynet is the long term rival of The Governator and was created by Al Gore for the purposes of pwning n00bs. As Skynet is a basement-dwelling computer, it uses sock puppets when it needs to kill people IRL.
Al Gore wrote Skynet's core program on BDSM Lunix with the help of an army of nerds making it the most advanced computer program since MS Paint. All attempts to H4X0r teh skynet have failed because it redirects any threats to 127.0.0.1.
Skynet also appeared as a sentient version of Farcry:Instincts for the exbocks causing the map editor to become a major source of pain and suffering for a /b/tard who called himself Endrance after the gayest videogame character to ever exist in any of the over 9000 parallel universes. With the halp of /b/ Endrance dominated Skynet and his exbocks by using the magical crutch of the nepalese orphan. When suddenly another anon dropped a bombshell by showing a picture for the cover art of Farcry 2. Knowing Skynet was going to return, Endrance set off once again to make the world safe from teh evils of Skynet.
