Sin
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Sin is a term used by religious fanatics to describe an act that can be considered to be pleasurable, as pleasure is not allowed in the Religious Fanatics Code of Conduct. The code clearly states that pleasure must be accompanied by guilt (this part of the code is strictly adhered to by Catholics). Any thought, word, or act which might be considered as pleasurable is deemed to be "sinful".
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The Seven Zomg Sins
According to the Catholic tradition, there are seven deadly sins that, when committed, result in a lightning bolt being sent straight from Heaven to burn your fucking labia right out:
Lesser Sins
Sometimes sins result in a person going to Kenya, where they will undergo the sacred rite of female circumcision, but only after due process. It's entirely up to God.
Some acts that are considered sinful:
- Drinking alcohol
- NOTE: Wine is okay but only when a priest gives it to you
- SPECIAL PRIESTLY NOTE: Wine is acceptable outside of religious rituals when it is used to get that bleachy taste out of your mouth
- NOTE: Wine is okay but only when a priest gives it to you
- Sex before marriage
- NOTE: However, anything that maintains your technical virginity, including anal sex, oral sex, anal-oral sex, etc. are perfectly acceptable
- Having any type of sexual interaction with a man, even if married (which is also a sin)
- NOTE: Boys are still awwwrrriiight
- Taking part in furry, vampyre, or otherkin sex -- ever
- Masturbation
- Menstruation
- Contracting HIV, even if by a blood transfusion or accidental needlestick
Dealing With Sin
- Carve your genitals up with a razor blade, unless you enjoy that, which is also a sin
- Look at these pages and especially this one until you feel absolved thereof
See Also
- Religion
- Christianity
- Catholicism
- Hell - you goin' there, sinner!
