Singapore
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Stinkapore is an over-sized Airport Hotel and Convention Center somewhere moist between China and India. While the staff is led to believe the 4-star joint (Chinese 7 star) is an independent pseudo-republic, the estate is in fact a Chinese Insular Outlying Territory, leased for 150 years by Beijin to His Perpetual Excellency Lee Kuan Jew.
Owned by the Master Race, the Hotel is staffed by Malays, Indians and slaves from the south, but following Habbo Standards, it has a healthy No Niggers Policy.
Surrounded by Muslim nations like Malaysia and Indonesia, the Hotel staff must endure several years of company-paid mandatory security training.
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Language and Culture
The Singaporeans, or Spores, have their own retardation of English, also known as, "Singlish". It's most popular with everyone, despite the efforts of his Supreme Excellency Lee Kuan Jew. Ever since the British abandoned the colony of Singapore, the immigrants decided to add moonspeak to English. Singlish is so complicated and stupid that it has an over 9000 word article on Wikipedia. For example, all Singaporeans have the undying urge to add the word 'lah' or 'leh' at the end of every sentence. This is because they want to speak and sing at the same time.
The capital of Singapore is Singapore City, where all the evil lawyers and supreme judges that make up 40% of the population live and work. Singapore is half the size of New York City but 888% cleaner and safer. This is because, very much like Malaysia, the Singaporeans execute litter bugs, people who chew gum and drug smuggling Australians on a weekly basis by hanging. In fact, hanging is an official national pastime, unlike the Americunts who waste thousands of gallons of poison to silence one convict. Singapore has four official languages: English, Malay, Chinese and Tamil.
Among other national pastimes are maid abuse, since 70% of marriages in Singapore either end up in the death of a maid, kidnapping of a child or family suicide. The latter is especially easy as 80% of the population live high-rise flats called HDBs. Which is another secret government project to control the population. It is very common to own a maid, in other words a slave, in Singapore. 90% of the population that isn't poor, which is 100% of the population as the government executes bums and hobos, has a slave in the household. This is an attribute picked up by their ancestors from the British who had Indian slaves.
Religion
Religion in Singapore is non-existent, instead they worship the government and his Supreme Excellency Lee Kuan Jew. Without Lee Kuan Jew's supreme leadership, Singapore would be another part of the Islamic Empire.
Government
Singapore is under the leadership of his Supreme Excellency Lee Kuan Jew and his son Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong. Together, they use Singapore as a big money making generator to feed their ever growing wallets. Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong earns S$1,958,000 a year, he achieves this by lowering taxes but having secret taxes everywhere else. One form of this secret tax are sneakily placed ERP(Electronic Road Pricing) gantries all over roads that lead in and out of Singapore City to tax the evil lawyers and supreme judges.
To protect Lee Kuan Jew's money, the government has two years of forced national service for all males who are 18 years old. If you chose to default, Lee Kuan Jew will personally ban and exile you from his country or jail you till you rot. This is also an effective method for detecting faggots. Once a faggot is detected, he is filed under Category 302 and discretely put into a position in the armed forces where there are no other fags for 100 miles and has no access to military intelligence. Since all Muslims are terrorists and suicide bombers, they would not prove effective against other terrorists from neighbouring Malaysia and Indonesia. Thus most Muslims are posted in the Police Force to serve their national service. Lee Kuan Jew knows that Muslims with guns equals terrorists.
Because Singapore is surrounded by the Islamic Empire, Lee Kuan Jew has no other choice but to dump what's left of his S$1,958,000 into the Singapore Armed Forces. Since most Singaporeans have extremely low IQ, most are given positions like truck driver or combat engineer. The result is an army of truck drivers and engineers.
Singapore Airlines
Singapore is most known by its elitist international airlines, Singapore Airlines(SIA). It boasts a first world airport, Changi Airport, in Singapore. It also was the first to fly the A380 commercially. All of the air stewards are either failed beauticians or clowns, as they are always seen with a face full of make up that is at least an inch thick. Flights only enter Singapore, no one ever leaves Singapore. Singapore Girls are also known as flying whores, as they provide for the tourists who come visit the lovely island that is Singapore and never leave.
The silly Australians and Canadians had to ban SIA from entering their airports because they felt threatened by the competition.
Mostly known for
- Banning chewing gum
- Hanging convicts everyday
- Whipping Australians every other day
- Warmongering and sticking their noses in places where they don't belong
- Being better than the rest of South East Asia
- Ridiculous laws and police enforcement
- Having a threatening elitist airlines
- Being racist
- Blocking pornography sites
- Being whiney for how their life sucks
- Being the most globally approved nanny state
Lulzy Shit
- The best way to troll the Stinkapore Police Farce is to keep asking them where the fuck Mas Selamat is. Update: He is in Malaysia Jail now after a year escaping from the Singapore Police. Update 2 : He was caught by *Malaysian* police, who refuse to extradite him on grounds of 'national security'.
