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If ever there was once an awesome video game reviewer to fall from grace, one could do no worse than to look towards LeisureSuitGaming AKA SilentRob
(Real Name: Rob Lowe (Srsly)), otherwise known as "Mister FIVE DOLLA" or the Ginger Whinger.

Robert is an anorexic, unemployed, buck-toothed, e-begging internets tough guy whom wears Buddy Holly-like pedophile glasses, and is more known nowadays for his whiny emo diatribes than his tourette's filled "fuck"-fests thinly disguised as video game reviews.

He got his big break on YouTube by taking it up the ass by his idol, Armake21 (before knifing him in the back in a bout of dyslexia based comment confusion) and constantly reviewing Action 52 in his mothers attic over and over for several years.

When he's not half-assing his shit videos with the worlds worst camera and microphone, he habitually blackmails and stalks a female video game reviewer or attacks more popular "YouTubers" (mostly partners) in 'Tard rage bouts of jealousy.

Later on in his youtube career, he eventually stopped making video game reviews. Being the butthurt faggot that he is, began only making video responses to trolls instead. He also made a few awful "Retsuprae baiting 45 degree angled webcam" Let's Plays as well, (as if there wasn't enough of those to go around).

Contents 1 Examples of his "Reviews" 2 Example of his Attitude Towards Women 3 GameStop Rants 3.1 SilentRob Attacks Some Poor Betrayed Loyal GameStop Customer 4 Rob's Adventures in YouTube Partnership 4.1 SilentRob Versus The Irate Gamer 4.2 SilentRob Versus AkewsticRockR 5 Rob Lowe and The Super Sekrit MEMBERS ONLY $5 Website!!! 5.1 So You've Decided to pay Five Bucks to see Rob's premium content? 5.1.1 Examples of His Website 5.1.2 Criticism of His Website 5.2 So What are the Flaws to his Ingenious Super Awesome $5 Website? 6 The Beginning of The End 7 Bookittty182 7.1 Archfiend Comes To The Rescue 7.2 Rob PWNING Response! 7.3 Rob tries to reason with Archie 8 Prank Called 8.1 Rob the eLawyer 8.1.1 Analysis of Angry Niglet's Rant 9 The SilentRobMobile 10 Rob Sinks to a New Lowe & Destroys His Idol 11 LeisureSuitLaughingStock 12 The Demise of LesiureSuitGaming 12.1 See Also 12.2 Links

Examples of his "Reviews"

In the early days, Rob was another Run of the mill reviewer on YouTube, making angry videos where he spends the best part of seven minutes swearing at a ROM of a NES game (as no-one ever does that) with the occasional cameo from his fat faggot pot-head boyfriend "roach".

The usual video consisted of him bearing his teeth at a blurry webcam, maxing out the mic to total static with his autistic bouts of shouting at mother, intertwined with sexist comments towards women, As they're also incredibly funny.

Shitty Sequels: Ninja Gaiden 3 8 Eyes Nes Review Mega Man 1-9 Review Part 1 Silent Rob Reviews Action 52 For The NES Part 1

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Example of his Attitude Towards Women

GameStop Rants

For one glimmering moment on SilentRob's Youtube career there was a shimmer of making something actually entertaining and legitimate, but again just turned into a BAWWWWfest over getting fired from a minimum wage job. Who would have thunk working at GameStop would have been a shitty job? Apparently it took Rob 2 years to figure this out before he quit after being cock-blocked by the female manager, So in a tard rage of butthurt, eventually created a 100 part rant on how working full-time at GameStop is a shitty place to work. What a revelation!

SilentRob Attacks Some Poor Betrayed Loyal GameStop Customer

Turns out, when customers weren't prank calling Rob at GameStop for copies of Battletoads, they didn't like the attitude of a skinny ginger douchebag going round selling their deposit paid pre-ordered games either.

So after a heated debate from selling a copy of Madden whom a customer had pre-ordered weeks before, Rather than apologize, Rob threw the poor man's deposit money in his face after said customer expressed disappointment towards Robert's lackluster retail expertise.

Watch how the poor member of the public defends himself against the potential paper cuts of Rob's heinous paper throwing assault:

Rob's Adventures in YouTube Partnership

The first kink in Rob's reputation was when he first got the notion into his small child-like brain that his top quality entertainment was worth money, So promptly wrote a letter to Youtube's Partnership program proclaiming himself to be the next Angry Video Game Nerd (whom coincidentally isn't a partner either).

BAWWWWW They Didn't Make Me A Partner (Sobs)

But WHAAAAAAA???? maybe due to a glitch in the system, or the internets being broken, Rob received a letter back from the Gods of the Youtubes saying No, his work was low quality shit and wasn't worth fuck all. and So promptly created the above video to let his fanbase how those evil bastards at YouTube had crucified their video gaming messiah.

And thus we begin our epic saga of Robert's adventures of butthurt jealousy and eBegging...

SilentRob Versus The Irate Gamer

Busting down the floodgates about his rejection, Rob went Bruce Wayne on the whole Video Game Reviewing community, targeting those whom he valued now worthy of their partnerships. This went totally un-lulzworthy for a while until the Lord Voldermort of internet reviewers, The Irate Gamer appeared on his horizon...

The Irate Gamer was the punching bag of the video game community on Youtube anyway, so Rob saw an easy target to help gain e-sympathy on the internets, by also attacking him.

Unsolved Mysteries: The Irate Gamer SilentRob's Irate Gamer Butthurt Rant Irate Gamer Music Video Irate Gamer Music Video

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Thus enthused a ten minute bitch-fest about the man, in which his arguments, for every small truth they may have had, were cockblocked by at least fifteen references to IG "loving the cock" per truth. His fanbase, being as intelligent as lemmings, followed his orders and started hating on the reviewer, spawning a great, yet pathetic, amount of proxy lulz that still lingers to this day.

Unfortunately, the video was promptly flagged to oblivion by Irate Gamer followers due to the fact Rob being the retard that he is hadn't accounted that the Irate Gamer has a much MUCH larger fanbase than his own. But in his own small world of arrogance and unwarranted self importance, decided that the Irate Gamer himself took it down in outrage, when in truth Mr. Bores probably has never heard of it, let alone seen it.

Robert still harbors a grudge towards the Irate Gamer even to this day, as Mr. Bores got richer and more popular on Youtube, Rob fucked off back to obscurity and the poor house.

SilentRob Versus AkewsticRockR

Seeing as his e-war against the Irate Gamer ended in a mass one sided victory of Falklands War proportions, Mr. Lowe decided this time to maybe go for a softer, less popular video game reviewing partner, this time in the form of AkewsticRockR.

Rob's first prong of attack was to point out how gay AkewsticRockR was, as that's always a funny and witty thing to do on the internets. Which after that, flank him with comments about how less financially viable Kyle is than Rob, by pointing out ROB HAS A SWIMMING POOL! (srsly) As well it's a well known fact in most first world capitalist societies that one's fortune is judged by if one owns a place to bathe outdoors or not.

Though there is a huge amount of irony/hypocrisy as Robert hasn't earned any of the above possessions and are infact owned by his parents, whom he still leaches off.

Rob Lowe and The Super Sekrit MEMBERS ONLY $5 Website!!!

“	Hell, I even read a fucking comment where somebody said a penny is too much to charge for a gaming website, okay? If...If.. you don't think my shit is worth a penny, Then FUCK OFF!!! Okay, I'm not fucking dealing with this shit!	„
—SilentRob, Accepting constructive criticism from his loyal following.

After being rejected by Youtube for the umpteenth time to become a partner and suddenly coming to the conclusion that making multiple videos bitching about the fact had absolutely fuck-all effect on convincing the YT admins.

So longing to receive substantial income for the first time in his life, Rob came up with a brainwave! Why not leech off of his millions of Internet fans and create a website for his "premium content" videos instead??? Regardless of him not knowing what a tripod is or ever leaving his attic to film anything ever. All of his premium content consisted of him filming the top of his head with his bed in the background, as he talked about games. Watch out SpoonyOne!!!

But this story has a twist: He charges people $5 just to visit it. He has rightfully suffered backlash from his loyal followers, finally seeing the light on how shitty his work actually is. The ensuing lulz that has resulted from Silent Rob's butthurt and subsequent bawwwing about the website can be best described as the funniest thing that man has ever done:

Bobby's Angreh!!! Q & A About My FIVE DOLLA Site

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So You've Decided to pay Five Bucks to see Rob's premium content?

“	I'm not forcing you to pay five dollars.	„
—SilentRob, But I'll emotionally blackmail you with BAWWWWWING videos instead.

“	This Isn't a money thing.	„
—SilentRob, the hyprocrite.

So You've Decided to pay Five Bucks to join his Awesome Website and wondered what sort of high quality entertainment you'll be expecting? Well, You can get a preview of his fantastic website here:

Examples of His Website

“	I was "Robbed".	„
—IrratatedGamer, Disgruntled customer.

Premium $5 Content The Website Itself Premium Content & Updated Regularly!!! Premium Content & Updated Regularly 2!!! In Depth Reviews

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Please Note: The majority of his "premium" content is exactly the same as his free Youtube content, except he bitches about people who weren't gullible enough to pay for it.

Criticism of His Website

For some strange reason, his thousands of Youtube subscribers were not prepared to pay $5 for a site that contained the same low quality unfunny shit as his regular videos, and so the disciples of Rob abandoned their messiah like rats from the ship, the S.S. whinging Ginger Pussy, after it hit an iceberg of a stupid fucking idea.

I'm not paying $5 for a shitty site Silent Rob Says "$5 or GTFO!!! He11sing920 Rant: E-Begging Silent Rob is a Whore

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So What are the Flaws to his Ingenious Super Awesome $5 Website?

It's pretty obvious to a normal, sane human being, but we at ED like to explain concepts to our less intelligent readers (I.E. Robert Lowe).

• Noone, will ever EVER pay $5 to join a gaming website, unless you're immensely popular. Which you are not Bobby. Comparing yourself and your site to Something Awful is just sheer arrogance, you fucking idiot.

• If you're pissed about Youtube not you making a partner, then why not fuck off to a video site that does pays for videos? Like Blip or Revver Actually, don't bother with Revver, they're fucking scam merchants, who never pay you what you're owed. People don't mind adverts on videos or as banners on websites and they can then see your site for Free!

• The quality of your videos doesn't warrant a purchase price, It may be worth something if you wrote out a massive script, hired multiple people to help film and act in the video and used expensive lighting and a $3,000 HD camera. But You Robert are a buck-toothed Basement, Sorry, Attic Dwelling ginger fucktard who despite claiming how fucking rich you are, use a seven year old PS2 EyeToy camera that you hacked to work on your PC and a shitty $10 table mic from Target, plus only use your crack-head house nigger boyfriend, Roach as an assistant.

• Finally, Your videos do not stand out from the millions of other shitty video game reviewers on Youtube or any other video website, most of whom do it as a hobby and are more than happy to put up the videos for free, why do you feel yours are better than the others to warrant the purchase of a subscription? Again, it's all that massive ego you've got lodged behind those huge fucking Austin Powers teeth you've got in your head.

To this day, Rob has still not gotten over the butthurt of not becoming a YouTube Partner. Seeing the likes of the AVGN, That Guy With The Glasses, and Yahtzee making money hands over fists, he has since gotten into internet panhandling by creating his own website devoted to his poorly-made, unfunny abortions that he calls videos.

The Beginning of The End

After the entire $5 website panhandling scam, Rob went batshit insane and began his spiral to destruction. First up was the attack from his "internet girlfriend" Bookitty...

Bookittty182

There are many basement dwellers trying for a internet slice of e-fame after seeing how much money the likes of the AVGN and The Nostalgia Critic, but the majority of them tend to be pathetic 13 year old virgin males. Bookittty, on the otherhand is exactly the same, bar the fact she's a G G G GIRL!!!

Fortunately, with his e-penis of rape throbbing, this was the first thing Rob noticed about her, and continued to harass her demanding that she come over to his parents mansion, leave her husband and help him lose his virginity.

After Boo came to her senses and realised that Rob wasn't the true winnar that he made himself out to be and promptly dumped his Skeletor ass.

Rob wouldn't have any of this and threatened her with butthurt rants, abusive phone calls and blackmailing her with DOX. So around this time of Rob's insanity, The Archfiend stepped in...

Archfiend Comes To The Rescue

Bemused by Rob's hypocrisy of making multiple sexist videos about beating women and general hatred of the sex, but standing up against his fans about posting racist comments about his GameStop assault against an innocent African-American. Pretentious douchebag and Goronchev rip off, TheArchfiend, decided to call out our dear Robbie in a series of slamming statements:

Part One SilentRob: Humanitarian of The Year Part Two BREAKING NEWS: Silent Rob Is Still Not A YouTube Partner Part Three Silent Rob Is A Hypocrite. STONE COLD PROOF! Part Four Silent Rob and His Fans Need to Leave Me and My Sister Alone Part Five More Pissed...

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Rob PWNING Response!

Of course Robbie wasn't going to take that lying down, and thus responded with his own Intellectually checkmating response:

Chat:

...About the Archfiend I Mock Archfiend with mah Diploma!!! Arch Arch Baby!!! I Can do Pull-ups Motherfucka!!!

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So by Rob's account, he is superior to Bookittty and TheArchfiend because:

• He has more subscribers than them.
• He is funnier and more entertaining.
• He fucked TheArchfiend's "sister" (even though he doesn't have one).
• He seys teh longer wordzzz.
• He has shocking evidence to shame and blackmail Bookittty with.
•  ???
• PROFIT!

Rob tries to reason with Archie

Protip: Rob = GutsyLive, Archfiend = BarackRocks

Prank Called

“	This is the wrong number I've told you five times that this is the wrong number.	„
—SilentRob, Oblivious to the existence of sound boards.

This dumb cunt actually talked to a Rosie O'Donnell soundboard for over 4 minutes. That's right ladies and germs, Rob was tricked into having a conversation with the same 10 soundboard clips 5 times. Why isnt this guy a success again?

Rob the eLawyer

Uh oh, apparently Robert receives 100's of prank calls a day to his cell phone. But the straw that broke the camel's back was when a niglet discovered his number and wanted to ring his ginger idol.

Somehow between the time he BAWWWWleted his Youtube account and the present, Rob has gone all Spax3 on our asses and managed to get a degree in eLawyering. He threatened to call the cops unless said nigger made a video apologizing (and also to call Bookittty a bitch in the process) This is one of silent robs many nigger drones

Note: this was after said Negro stole Martin Scorsese's eyebrows.

Well at least he didn't get punched by one this time...

Analysis of Angry Niglet's Rant

• Angry Niglet's YouTube Account - Be sure to point out his hypocrisy on his channel page for great justice! This kid is what we call an oreo, nigger on the outside cracker on the inside.

The SilentRobMobile

Last Thursday, Rob shocked the Internets, by revealing to the world that he's the American Jeremy Clarkson with his expansive knowledge of 1980's shit-box cars.

It's nice to show off to friends when you get a new car. But sometimes, when all your friends you think you have are on the internet ( and are also actually Trolls), plus the Car (sorry, CARS) you bought are a pile of shit. Is it really worth it?

In Rob's case no, no matter how petty the possession, it's still ego grooming for the man. He even goes as far as calling it something as faggy like "The SilentRobMobile".

Look at my new car guyz!!!

Rob's Lovely New Bruum Bruum!!!! Look at my new Car (in the dark) Guys!!!!

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Needing munnies to continue funding whatever the fuck he does all day long, Rob sadly had to sell his Cutlass Supreme, but being the excellent businessman that he is, swapped it for a 1985 Caddy instead, Somehow he'd have been better off swapping it for some magic beans.

Rob Sinks to a New Lowe & Destroys His Idol

“	Armake sayin shit about me...? ill go ahead and say shit back about that washed up reviewer, unlike armake, im not gonna be a little bitch and weasel a computer out of a close friend and then close my account like a baby saying someone else did it, armake *USED* to be good...key words are USED TO BE.... he sucks dick now and has sucked dick ever since he changed his style....and reviewing action 52...? a little late to the party arent we armake? plus your review sucks compared to mine, I didn't even laugh once....if you wanna see a good action 52 review...watch mine ;-)	„
—SilentRob, Confusing a friendly joke for a personal attack, then whoring himself out.

After being completely crushed by Bookittty, The Archfiend, AkewstickRockR, The Irate Gamer and even his own fans. Rob saught solace in his only inspiration on Youtube, Armake21. But what's this? His idol has not only ripped-off his magnum-opus, but also made a reference to Rob in the video.

Unfortunately, being aurally dyslexic, he misheard Marcus' light-hearted quote as a full-blown attack upon his reviewing skills and attempted to destroy the man on his YouTube comments page in a barrage of blasting comments, which rather than make him look like an internet tough guy, made him look like a fucking idiot instead.

LeisureSuitLaughingStock

Of course, after many of his bitch-fests and falling from grace, his drama could be smelt by trolls from miles away, so for a while he became the whipping boy of the video game reviewer community.

The Morshu Show - Deleted Scene The Morshu Show - SilentRob The Morshu Show - SilentRob II Silent Rob Rant Spoof

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The Demise of LesiureSuitGaming

On the 30th of August, after all the trolling and generally making a fool of himself in public for the past few months, Rob did the unthinkable and closed his account and Super Sekrit $5 website, much to the annoyance of the fans who actually stumped up the cash. Although, it was pretty obvious this would happen to the rest of the community when Rob didn't get the amount of subscribers he so arrogantly assumed he could accumulate. No BAWWING video saying I'm leaving, or anything. This is possibly due to his dramatics, preferring a shock departure rather than a whiny goodbye.

So what now? Considering that he's such an attention whore, chances are that Rob will come back sometime in the future, blaming the closure of his account either on Bookittty, or claiming that one of her many "cohorts" (I.E. friends of hers that he doesn't approve of Boo speaking to) hacked his account in true Armake style.

Rest assured, we've not seen the last of Mr. Lowe, the mere sight of this very own ED page will send the man into a Tard rage of multiple butthurt videos.

So if you're reading this Robbie, ED says Hi!

See Also

• AkewsticRockR - Rob's Arch-Nemesis
• Video Game Reviewers
• Armake21
• Alexander4488
• Unwarranted self-importance
• Internet tough guy
• Not Gay
• Lolcow
• Ugly
• Pedophile
• Failure
• Idiot
• Criminal

Links

• LeisureSuitGaming.com - Good luck getting in!
• TheArchfiend's Youtube Channel
• bookittty182's Youtube Channel

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