Shotgun mouthwash
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Hilariously referred to as emotherapy.
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- Player may pay all of his/her lifepoints to activate this spell card. If he/she does so, they win the duel and the game.
History
Shotgun Mouthwash was first and last seen at Seattle's Mega Battle Arena Competition in 1994, when it was played by Kurt Cobain. That card was so powerful that he automatically won the competition despite only playing the card in the second round. Both Kurt and the card have been missing ever since.
Bootleg Market
Bootlegs of Shotgun Mouthwash have been available online through LiveJournal, Vampirefreaks and Irc. Despite repeated attempts by the authorities, the spread of these bootlegged cards has been overwhelming. The real version of the card was recently scanned and placed on DeviantART here
Rumors of Its Current Location
Only the ambiguous phrase "John" has been validated in relation to the card's present location. Some believe KoRn frontman Jonathan Davis now owns the card and is planning to use it soon. This is a popular opinion because Davis is probably butthurt that Slipknot is selling more records than KoRn. In 2004 it was speculated that John Kerry possessed it and would use it after election day if W got more votes. Still others believe that Courtney Love lost the card while blowing johns in an alley for drug money.
At Halloween 2007 some punk kids decided they wanted to telekinetically summon shotgun mouthwash on inanimate objects while listening to Marilyn Manson. They made videos on it and posted them on YouTube. Obviously, this caused a load of brick-shitting and got banned by YouTube.
See also
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Shotgun mouthwash is part of a series on An Hero. |
