Shotacon
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Shotacon, like lolicon, is a child-pornographic sub-genre of hentai featuring underage boys (aka shota). It typically focuses on prepubescent boys having wild gay sex, though in real life this would never happen because they're more busy playing X-box than playing with their shriveled penises. Essentially, shotacon is yaoi, only younger and with fewer pubes.
Only a sick, perverted country like Japan would have different words for child porn featuring girls and child porn featuring boys.
Both shotacon and lolicon are legal in a fuckload of countries. Regardless, it's only illegal if you get caught.
On November 21, 2009, Shotalicious.org closed. A fuckload of shota was gone. Everyone was sad. Daisuke lit fireworks. Platinumlolita hid in his bathroom and told his mother he had diarrhea. Worst day EVARRR! But all was well. Pixie has something planned for the big one on Tuesday. Just you wait and see......
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Shotacat
Shotacat is a response to Pedobear from those who like to rape little boys rather than little girls. He can be found wherever little boys have been foolishly abandoned by their parents.
Facts
- Shotacon is fucking creepy.
- Shotacon was invented by L. Ron Hubbard.
- Shotacon should not be confused with 'Shotokan', a form of karate, except when (carefully!) trolling boards frequented by practitioners of that style (do this on an Okinawan Goju-ryu board and they might give you a fucking black belt, at which point you would be a failed troll.
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Fap gallery
 It's Not Pedo...cause they eventually grow up, amirite? |
 It's Not Pedo...It's underage erotic artistic nudity lol!!!11 |
 Meets the Michael Jackson seal of (r)ap(e)proval. Tee Hee! |
 Free plastic anus with every Happy Meal. Aah, those wacky Japanese. |
 Two guys one little boy. |
 Two girls one little boy. |
 HAY GUISE IZ DAT LittleCloud?! |
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 Shotacon depictions are usually completely plausible. |
 Don't worry, It's GOOD that you're small! |
 Pokemon fans love shotacon tiny penis. |
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 Gotta grope 'em all! |
 Excuse me, might I borrow this for a moment? |
 His nibs. And goggles. |
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 This gentleman seems to be quite enjoying his furry. Faggot. |
 That's just bad, m'kay? |
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 Holy gender bender! |
 I herd u liek raping little kids. |
 He asked him knowingly. |
May I have a bit of that? |
 Typical Japanese family reunion. |
 Remember, it's only gay if the balls touch. |
HAY GUISE IZ DAT LittleCloud?! |
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 The traditional Japanese way of ingesting sausage. |
 An IRL shota asking for it. |
 This is not sexy |
 Mark Foley likes him some shota. Futher proof that GOP stands for Gay Old Pedophiles. |
 Just. Look. Away. |
 An average Shotacon enthusiast. Note the vacant-yet-hungry look in his eyes. And his fat fucking stomach. |
 Shota fan Don Henrie getting him some thumb, much to the family's amusement. |
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 Kamiyoshi is fucking creepy... |
 ...and scary... |
 ...little boys should stay at least 100 miles away from Kamiyoshi... |
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 Typical Straight Shota. |
 FINISH HIM |
 DONT FAP TO THIS. |
 The ancient goatfucking Greeks were the first makers of shotacon. |
See also
- 12chan
- 13 year old boy
- Abigaille
- Anime
- Bridget
- Catholicism
- Creepy Phil
- Fapchan
- Kiminess
- Lolicon
- Mark Foley
- Not4chan
- Pedophilia
- Shotacat
- Sick Fuck
- YaoiGoddessKeale
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Shotacon is part of a series on Anime. |
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Shotacon is part of a series on Hentai. |
