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WARNING:SHOTACON IS FOR PEDOS!!1

All pedos know screwing a one year old is awwwriiightttt!!!!

Lol wut?

Shotacon, like lolicon, is hentai child porn, but with underage boys starring in it.

Of course, only a sick, perverted country like Japan has different words for child porn with girls and child porn with boys, but we knew the asians are batshit insane. In france, everyone love shotacon.

Shotacon is a sub-genre of hentai. Its central focus are 13 year old boys (or younger) having wild gay sex, though in real life this would never happen because they're too busy playing X-box, and most haven't hit puberty yet.

So hence, in basics Shotacon is a lot like yaoi, except younger with less pubes.

Shotacon and Lolicon are legal in a fuckload of countries. And we all know it's only illegal if you get caught.

1 Shotacat
2 Facts
3 Shota IRL
4 Fucking Japoshiles!
5 Fap Gallery
6 External Links
7 See Also

[edit] Shotacat

Like Pedobear to little girls Shotacat is to little anime boys.

[edit] Facts

only 70% of Shotacon consumers are 30 year old men the rest are yaoi fangirls and while those that are still minors themselves aren't technically pedophiles, it's still fucking creepy
Shotacon is fucking creepy.
Shotacon was invented by the nazis.
Shotacon is illegal lyke whoa in the US. This means you should stop calling Disney and asking them to license Boku no Pico so you can wank without Japanese censorship to your illegal fansubs.
Shotacon is nice to wap to. In fact, if you do, you'll probably blow a load all over yourself while your mom barges in your room and catches you.
Shotacon is a beautifull and much needed art form for females [[1]]

[edit] Shota IRL

[edit] Fucking Japoshiles!

Dear God I just threw up in my mouth.

[edit] Fap Gallery

Meets the Michael Jackson seal of (r)ap(e)proval. Tee Hee!	Free plastic anus with every Happy Meal. Aah, those wacky Japanese.	Sup,Dawg. We herd you like little boys,so we painting cartoonish CP all over yer hood.	HAY GUISE IZ DAT LittleCloud?!
Don't worry, It's GOOD that you're small!	LINK MAH SEXY BOIIIII	Pokemon fans love shotacon tiny penis.	Gotta grope 'em all!
Excuse me, might I borrow this for a moment?	His nibs. And goggles.	Fap,fap,fap,fap,do not fap to this	ANTHRO FAGS!!!!
This gentleman seems to be quite enjoying his furry. Faggot.	That's just bad, m'kay?	Holy gender bender!	I herd u liek raping little kids.
He asked him knowingly.	Typical Japanese family reunion.	Remember, it's only gay if the balls touch.	Oh, Mom!
HAY GUISE IZ DAT LittleCloud?!	The traditional Japanese way of ingesting sausage.	An IRL shota asking for it.	Mark Foley likes him some shota.
HOLY SHIT! IZ DAT NAZI GURO SHOTA!!??	Just. Look. Away.	An average Shotacon enthusiast. Note the vacant-yet-hungry look in his eyes. And his fat fucking stomach.	Shota fan Don Henrie getting him some thumb, much to the family's amusement.
Kamiyoshi is fucking creepy...	...and scary...	...little boys should stay at least 100 miles away from Kamiyoshi...