DevianTART/Shoiryu
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Shoiryu is an unemployed wapanese hobbit who lives in the crawlspace of her uncles trailer and writes Kingdom Hearts fan fiction. Describing herself as a "quiet spiritualist", Shoiryu is actually more interested in researching ways in which the Angel Gabriel can have divine buttsex with lesser beings, and pretending that she knows what she's talking about so she can gain more followers for her cult. During her foetal years, she was cunt punted into a paramilitary training camp by her affluent rock star parents for being too fat and retarded to sustain a highschool education. She never recovered.
Face/Off
After a tragic accident involving a poorly translated phrase book and an angry sushi chef, Shoiryu ("Shoi, even to my real life friends!") had the top half of her head neatly cut off, which unfortunately didn't stop her from making shitty artwork on DeviantART that even the most gratifying of soccer moms wouldn't stick to their refrigerator, moderating and posting in 129 Livejournal communities, and eating her own young as they drop from her foul, cavernous womb of horror and fail.
Shoiryu indulges in fantastic delusions of grandeur in which she believes that other Kingdom Hearts fangirls desire her unmatched wit and her uncanny ability to sketch crappy heads and shoulders. In Shoiryu's mind she has no less than 5 mortal enemies at any given time. She believes that she must protect herself with magically conjured moats, as well as the voices in her head. Thankfully, few people care about Shoiryu's "work" as an artist and writer, and her panicked attempts to protect herself are in vain... but funny to watch from a safe and sane distance. Her other hobbies include wishing Paul McCartney would drag his bristled tongue across her flabby vagina, and obsessing over 200 year old classic rock music that she heard on her city's local radio station for the first time last thursday. She is secretly hated for her musical preferences that somehow manage to be both pseudo-pretentious and mainstream simultaneously.
Controversy
There is some speculation that Shoiryu did WTC and blamed it on the Jews.
Shoiryu firmly believes that she has orgies on the Astral Plane with other SoulBonders who are stupid enough to believe her. She has a small and pathetic cult of weak minded individuals who follow her every whim, and attack her self reported enemies at will.
On livejournal shoiryu equals threedog, though she will deny it, our sources know this to be true.
Links
- Shoiryu on Livejournal (Also on InsaneJournal!)
- Shoiryu on DevianTART
- Awful fanfic
- lj super sekrit soulbound journal
- greatestjournal super sekrit soulbonding journal
- insanejournal super SUPER sekrit soulbonding journal
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