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Shock sites are what make internet great. They are a perfect way to cause drama in a wide variety of retarded groups. However, if the group is not sufficiently retarded, or internet experienced, or the site is not shocking enough, you'll just end up being a huge failure at life. Handle with care.
There are four standard ways to display shocking content:
- Pic - Static image
- Earliest notorious example: Goatse
- Flash loop - Short looping SWF video clip, usually set to music
- Earliest notorious example: Meatspin
- Video - Extended video, usually not set to music
- Earliest notorious example: swap.avi
- Browser-fuckers - A complex way of displaying shock content that crashes your browser or fucks your computer in some way
- Earliest notorious example: Last Measure
Sites consisting entirely of text are not shock sites per se, but there have long existed both short and long shocking text passages (e.g. Raping Little Suzy).
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Recommended Usage
Shock sites are best used under the guise of perfectly benign links. Approaches include:
- Generic misdirects
- [Insert Game Name] For Free! http://download.gamesforfree.com/
- Site-specific misdirects
- Hey guys, go to [whatever.on.nimp.com] for free/information on/etc. [whatever] (links to Last Measure)
Partial List of Shock Sites, Past and Present
Large Compilations
- BallSack.org - One of the largest (1500+) compilations of shocking media content gathered from around the internets. Ballsack has gore, scat, and everything in between. It's like a malaise of redbull and asparagus, So scantly sweet and vegetative.
- Discharges.org - Click on "h" at the top of the screen for a long history's worth of flash videos or check out this complete guide to all the content on the site
- Shock Horror Media - Collection of the most popular and controversial shock media including "goatse", "meatspin", "half eaten baby", "severed fingers" and more.
Content Detailed on ED
- The Power 5 - Five powerful Web 1.0-era classics:
- Goatse (link) - The Web 1.0-era shock site that started it all (JPG)
- Tubgirl (link) - Shit-water violently expelled (JPG)
- Lemonparty (link) - Old man sucks old man cock (JPG)
- Meatspin.com (link) - Gay sex (SWF)
- Blind linked from FunnyMySpaceComment.net and WatchBritneySpears.com
- Meatspin evolved - Bounces around the screen and displays modified Rick Astley lyrics; temporarily disables browser
- Hai2u (link) - Cock-vomit (JPG)
- Thewillpower (link) - Autofellatio (SWF)
- Stag Party (link) - Old naked woman (Animated GIF)
- Funnelgirl (link) - Originally made the rounds in 2006 and currently hosted on the LOLShock network as Funnelchair; a Japanese scat-flick involving a chair that forcibly funnels shit into some poor guy's mouth (Video)
- Fuck.org (link)
- Penisbird (link) - Not very shocking but the majority of the pussies at Slashdot apparently found it distressing (JPG)
- Jizztini (link) - A giant martini glass filled with semen (JPG)
- Big Bag (link) - Gigantic swollen testicles meets terrifying ejaculation of an unknown substance (SWF)
- Mudfall (link) - A shit waterfall (SWF)
- Last Measure - Spams your computer with shock content and crashes your browser - a winning combination! (FTW)
- 3guys1hammer (link) - Torture and murder by a couple sick Russian fucks (Video)
- Cakefarts (link) - A woman explosively farting into a cake
- 2girls1cup (link 1, link 2) - Oral shit sharing (Video)
- Sandcup.com - 2girls1cup set to Darude's club hit Sandstorm (Video)
- Free2g1c.com - 2girls1cup set to Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up (Video)
- Eel girl (link) - Eels in bodily orifices; hosted by our very own Girlvinyl (Video)
- 1man1jar (link) - Shattered glass in the ass (Video)
- AKA Jar Squatter
- Mr. Hands (MPG link) - A video of a man being fatally fucked by a horse (Video)
- AKA 2 Guys 1 Horse
- Church of Fudge (link) - A German priest, a German nun and some shit (Video)
- AKA 1 Priest 1 Nun
ED Originals
- The Pain Series ("borrowed" from SA)s
- Offended?
Live Shock Sites
Heyya.org
Heyya.org links to all the following shock sites:
- K-K-K.com - Video of black cock being sucked; see also Template:Niggerlover (SWF)
- Macory.com - From Discharges.org: shit being plowed into a vagina (SWF)
- Yellaface.com
- The Willpower - See Thewillpower (SWF)
- Whoomp.org - Nerf football being popped out of a vagina (SWF)
- Jarsquatter.com - See 1man1jar (Video)
ThatsPhucked.com
All the following videos, most originally hosted at dedicated sites, are hosted at ThatsPhucked.com:
The Meat Spin Network
The Meat Spin Network, detailed in the Wow OMG blog, is made up of many shock sites, all of which contain looping SWFs:
- SaladAndChips.com - A dog licking some guy's asshole
- 1 Guy 2 Needles - A guy rams two needles through his testicles; clip originally from Discharges.org
- BagSlap.com - Anal sex set to Feels Like Heaven
- EatingCream.com - "Let me clear my throat!"
- FingerSlam.com - Vigorous urethral sounding using two fingers
- GoatseMarathon.com - Other pictures from the Goatse series
- ManGems.com - A poor gentleman undergoing nut torture
- MotherMan.com - Some guy being doubleteamed by two shemales and clearly enjoying it
- MudFall.com - Shit quality SWF of shit-eating
- PressureSpot.com - Bald, lubed head meets gaping vagina
- Videos-XXX-Porno.net - Most bizarre pussy
- TeenSluts.biz - She's a trap!
- YouAreSoGay.com - Gay sex, cowboy style
- The Pounder - Hammer + penis = HAMMER TIME
- Monster Mash @ Thepounder.com
- The Bopper @ Thepounder.com
- Meatball @ Thepounder.com - A white guy slapping himself in the face with a big black cock
- Pink Tee @ Thepounder.com - A guy aggressively eating out an asshole
Now Show Friends and Workmates
NowShowFriendsAndWorkmates.com hosts multiple shock clips that are redirected to by other sites:
- BibleCamp.info - Shows a woman with a foot being put in her ass
- FudgePipe.com - A "big brown eye"
Other
- Walk the Dinosaur (LOLShock)
- The Typical Mac User (LOLShock)
- Prolapse Man
- LOL Train
- Fruit Launcher
- Octopus Girl
- Milk Fountain
- Homewares
- Jap Scat
- Dad Party
- Clown Song
- Phone Japan
- Bowl Girl
- Eel Soup
- Goatse Girl
- LOL Hello
- Mud Monster
- Nut Abuse
- SuckDude.com
- Turdgasm.com
- VomitGirl.org
- Out I Hang
- Smack My Bitch Up <-- DEAD
- Funnelgirl.net
- Cherrycake.org
- Crackfile.porkyhost.com - A picture of a subincised urethra
- Sourmath.com - A sourpatch.org remake. NOTE: May crash your browser.
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5 Blacks 1 White- Five black guys nail a white girl DEAD - Fanbangho.com - Image of a man with his nutsack freshly cut off
- NutsInTheAss.com or NutsInPalin.com - Cartoon of Barack Obama fucking Sarah Palin with bomb-ass music in the background
- Porkspin.com - Web 2.0 Meatspin update. NOTE: May crash your browser.
- Skindroop.com - Old naked woman. NOTE: Entering [anything].skindroop.com will automatically redirect to this image.
- CumOmlette.com - Facial bukakke followed by the creation of a semen omlette
- PuddingFarter.com - "Watch me fart into a bowl of pudding"
- SalsaSnack.com - Shit being spread in and around a vagina
- Girltap.com - Japanese girl "forcibly" fed shit water from her own anus
- Kids in Sandbox - Violent urethral sounding
- L33tHaxor.tk - A naked guy covered in shit, with shit in his mouth as well
- "Skinny Dipping" - Classic picture set of obese women underwater
Some of the above sites may have been taken down by The Man - please add them to the list of dead sites below if and when this happens.
Dead Shock Sites
- Original Goatse at Goatse.cx - Currently occupied by a parody image
- Sourpatch.org - Dead
Parked
- Tub Guy (Hindu)
- Alaskan Black Snake
- Jewsnip.com
- Fartloaf
- Bloggerpals.com
- Enema Olympics
- Cleangirls.org
- 1 Guy Mud Pie
- Tard.biz - Blind redirects to brownhost.tv (Parked)
- Lulz.info - Blind redirects to brownhost.tv (Parked)
Junk Links
- 1girl1pitcher.com - Junk link; now requires you to "Join"
- 2girls1finger.com - Junk link; now requires you to "Join"
- 4girlsfingerpaint.com - Junk link; now requires you to "Join"
Nontraditional Shock Sites
Nontraditional shock sites host content that is shocking or generally offensive, but requires a bit of exploration for full effect. These may contain "believable" content (i.e. offer to sell something that is offensive but that seems at least marginally reasonable).
- CheapAbortions.com
- All the following are associated with the host of Insulting.com:
- Puppy Beef
- Kitty Beef
- Rat Beef
- Puppy Profits - Canine sport fighting for fun and profit!
- Stop Dog Fighting - An ingenious site that encourages people to spam Puppyprofits.com across the net
- Abortion Tracker - Tracking all abortions in 39 states!
- AIDS Mapper - Searchable database of every HIV positive patient in the country
- Analometer.com
- Child Trader - It "isn’t about not loving your children. Its about finding a family that can love them more."
- Gynosmart - "...Women are stupid, but that they can recover from their natural feminine stupidity thanks to our revolutionary supplement formula."
- Kids Concentration Camps
- Neuter Mexicans - Do your part to curb illegal immigration: spay or neuter your Mexicans
- STD Store - "If you shoot someone in the face with a gun, that’s murder. If you shoot someone in the face with your infected load, it isn’t."
- The Live Saver - Protect your paternal rights without her knowledge or consent
- Scientology Loans - Afford to be a Scientologist without being Bernie Madoff (pre-bust)
- Teacher Harmony - The Number One Free Student-Teacher Dating Site
- Victims of Children - Help us stop childrens' abuse of priests!
- Others...
- Bonsai Kitten (here)
Dead Nontraditionals
- Manbeef.com - Now a porn site
- Dolphinsex.com - Parked
Sites and Communities Specializing in Shock Images and Other Shocking Content
- Uncover Reality
- Cute Dead Guys
- B0g.org
- Kiuma.com
- LOL Shock Site Network
- Big list of shock sites
- tws_support
Detailed on ED
Other Sources of Shock Imagery
- Furry art sites
- Psyke.org "Pictures" section - Thousands of gory self injury pictures. Download the entire collection here.
Shock Videos (Direct Links)
- Bloodshow.com
- Swap.avi
- Stopalready.mpg
- BME trailer 1 (WMV)
- BME trailer 2 (WMV)
- BME trailer 3 (WMV)
- BME trailer 4 (FLV)
- Chomp.wmv
Reaction Videos
- Bestreactions.com - Collection of reactions to 2girls1cup and other shock sites
- Flickr photoset of people seeing Goatse for the first time
- 6 girls see 2girls1cup for the first time


