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Abort, Retry, Fail?
Abort, Retry, Fail?
Looks like the bay has run dry
Looks like the bay has run dry
It's absolutely true...
It's absolutely true...
Barely a flicker!
Barely a flicker!
But I don't see any.........oh.
But I don't see any.........oh.

See also:Nobody Cares

These are the opinions of Nobody in particular. Because Nobody cares, no one likes you, and Nobody gives a shit. If that's not enough, Nobody cares that your dog Sparky had to go to the veterinarian because the neighborhood kids stuck firecrackers up his ass. In fact, no matter how many times you inform the world how fat you were in high school and that you lost half your body weight on the Subway diet, still Nobody cares. Were you to video yourself becoming an hero through the medium of pneumatic-drill/face interaction, the amount of attention and interest you would receive from the rest of the world would make Skuee look popular. If Nobody cares about it, you shouldn't or you are with teh anti-lulz.

What's that you say? Okay, sure, whatever, Nobody gives a shit. Listen to some emo bands while you're at it (or some J-Rock).

[edit] List of shit Nobody cares about

! to Antitroll
Anton to Bone smuggler
Boner to Columbine
Columbus to Disturbed
Ditto to Fail
Fail-chan to Git-r-done
Giuliani to IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!
ITG to Jorge Aranda
Jorge vader to Losers.
Losers Under Latrines Zealous to Mr pregnant
Mrduckbear to Os tan
Osaka to Protest Warrior
Protestant to San Andreas
San Antonio to Sportsonly
Sprite comic to The lulz
The lurk more wiki to WOP
WP:AGF to Zonday
Zone to

Srsly. Noone gives a fucking shit.

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And don't forget it!
And don't forget it!
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