Shit Bricks
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Shitting bricks is a common IRL catchphrase. It is so resplendent in inanity that it has crawled its way into the tubes (not a truck) and become a meme of sorts. It has been said that shitting bricks is the cause of Goatse's horrible deformity; that and copious amounts of buttsecks.
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Why?
Brick shitting is a by-product of human emotions as diverse as fear, shock, surprise and elation.
The Meme
As a meme, a Shit Bricks post (also known as when you see this you will shit bricks) is primarily a minor troll in which a /b/tard plays the rest of the gang by posting something of a lulzy, informative or improbable nature. Sometimes discussion of the said image, info or premise ensues but usually when you get pwnt by OP the only righteous way to respond to a successful Shit Bricks post is with a comment such as "bricks were shat".
Mindfucks
Another variant is the Mindfuck shit bricks post, where OP will post a seemingly innocuous image in which something of a brick shitting nature is concealed or not apparent at first glance. The thread will then evolve into a guessing game of sorts as /b/tards respond with their best guess as to what it is in the picture that would cause the shitting of bricks. Most of the time, however, there is no it and the thread will be overrun with "I'm not seeing it" posts which -in turn- leads to a nasty case of shit brick constipation.
Inside Details
Yet another variant is hidden things not thought about or realized. For example, "a gym in Pokémon Crystal has the design of a Clefairy", "path trails in Hyrule Field protect you from skeletons, a carry-over from The Adventure of Link" or "a level design in Super Mario Bros. 3 is based on Japan". Brick-shitting facts like these don't always have to be vidya game-related. For another example, Back to the Future Part II is full of foreshadowing to Part III. When Biff is in the tub in 1985, he is watching a Clint Eastwood film. Again, in 1985, the video that is a documentary of his life makes mention of Buford "Madd Dog" Tannen.
How To Shit Bricks Right Now
- The word silent is made up of the same letters as listen.
- Mario Kart DS is the reunion of the Super Mario Kart cast.
- Almost every Adam Sandler movie features a location in New Hampshire, which is where Adam Sandler grew up.
- In every Zelda game, there are always two platforms adjacent to each other called Spectacle Rock. This is always present in either the interior or the exterior of Death Mountain. As a reminder, Spectacle Rock is where you go to kill Ganon in the first Legend of Zelda, where you use the mirror for the first time in the Dark World to get in the third dungeon in Link to the Past and where a heart piece is located in Ocarina of Time.
- Spectacle Rock resembles eye glasses.
- Ingo and Talon are based off of Luigi and Mario. Both them and Malon wear Bowser pendants.
- The level Facility in GoldenEye is called Felicity, as is the multi-player map in Perfect Dark.
- GoldenEye was made by amateur video game designers. It is very RARE for a game to be successful with such an inexperienced team.
- The Simpson family in The Simpsons are all named after Matt Groening's family, except for Bart who is suppose to represent Matt.
- Alucard is actually Dracula Backwards.
- Obama-Biden is coincidentally close to Osama Bin Laden.
- Any character played by Richard Dean Anderson is from Minnesota.
- Santa is an anagram of Satan.
- The bushes in the original Super Mario Bros. are actually recolored clouds.
- The cities of Earthbound are Onett, Twoson, Threed, and Fourside.
- The word bed looks like a bed.
- "Strap-on" spelt backwards is "No-parts".
- Tails's (of Sonic fame) full name is Miles "Tails" Prower. Miles Prower Miles Pr-ower. Miles Per Hour.
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