Sheneequa

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Her portrait.

Sheneequa trolling for sex in a public restroom.

Her salary from slave owner Girlvinyl.

Don't redistribute this pretty cunt, okay?

WTF M8??

Shoopin' her daily woop.

For a good time.

Name given to OVER 9,000 black females all over the world. Sheneequas are identifiable by their long fake braids that look plastic and their huge asses and boobs that exist since the very same day they were ejected from their mother's chubby vagina.

Although different, sheneequas are a part of the nigger community and thus share some similar traits. It is a well-known fact that sheneequas, like all niggers, originated from Africa, where they once lived among monkeys and gorillas; their close relatives. Only god knows why they prefer watermelons over bananas because their close relatives sure as hell don’t. One common trait that sheneequas still share with their monkey relatives is the obnoxious way of communication. When they “holla” to their sistahs, they are simply using an evolved form of screaming and incomprehensible language that only they can understand, which roots back to monkeys screaming on tree tops to communicate over large distances.

What is Sheneequa?

Sheneequas (otherwise spelt as Shaniquas) are required to have - at the minimum - 10 children (niglets), all with skin that is blacker than black, all by different fathers. A Sheneequa's daily meal consists of fried chicken, Kool-Aid, Watermelon, fried chicken, grits, fried chicken, collard greens, and more fried chicken. Did we mention fried chicken?

It is a well-documented fact that all Sheneequas are really just wearing a disguise. Wipe off that make-up and take off the Brillo wig, and you will find Martin Lawrence.

However, the Sheneequa who is a sysop of ED isn't so much like that because she is very well spoken.

Sheneequa Goes to the Prom

Her name is Sheneequa and wot?

Shaneequa's friends

Trivia

Sheneequa is a black name, often associated with fat ugly clap carrying prostitutes, bitches and or hoes, or nigresses in general.

A Sheneequa will give her daughter(s) the name, Lalatifa Bonifa.

Sheneequas are often poor and have no sense of lulz or dignity.

Sheneequas, being black, these fat, ugly, clap carrying, prostitutes are often found in cotton fields, smoking pot and/or crack, eating watermelons and/or deep fried chicken, or scouring city streets looking for sex.

Sheneequa can most often be seen: pattin' her weave, gettin' her weave on, ripping Shawonda's weave out during a fight, gettin' her hurr did and her nails done.

Occasionally you may come across a large group of Sheneequas, if this happens, make many a loud noise and raise your hands well above your head to scare them off (this tactic is not recommended for use with bears! (in some cases this may incite a fight, the Sheneequa is known to flap about when making a valid argument). One effective strategy whenever facing a Sheneequa is to use lots of big words. Say something like "get back in the field, mindless decandent recalcitrant bitch! You look like feces!" Note however, that such strategy is only effective in self-defense. There is no way a sane and civilized human being will win an argument with a Sheneequa, because whenever a Sheneequa feels opposed, she will call her sistahs to hangle your ass.

When you find this large group, be careful, some of the Sheneequas may actually be of the subspecies Shawonda. Shawondas are even less effective at getting black cock than Sheneequas, and hang around them waiting for leftovers.

Once in a Blue Niggamoon, you may come across a niggette named Sheneequa that has a high paying job. This happens when they fuck or stab everyone on the corporate ladder. It can also happen if a white man in a position of authority (as far as the nigra is concerned, that's pretty much all of them) looks around and sees that there are no black faces on their floor and they may have to hire one just to keep the NAACP out of their asshole.

She don't live here no mo'.

Sheneequas are most likely related to people known by any of the following names: LaQuanda, Sincere, Shaqueeka, Shanaynay, Cinamin, Treasure, Danita, Shatara, Bunifa, FeeFiFoFum, Rosa Parks, LaLa, Quida, Shanelle LaQuida, ShaQuida, Nykita, or any word combined with the prefix "La", or "Sha"