ShaloneSK

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M-M-Mary sue!

Shalone does not draw porn!

A picture Shalone drew of the person she LUV'd when the feeling wasn't mutual. I guess love was not "MENT" for her. Learn to spell, retard.

No, really, she does not draw porn!

ShaloneSK is your typical devianTARTlet who believes she can date characters (sounds like someone needs to get laid, amirite?) or change some details onto copyrighted characters and claim them as her own. Never mind them being carbon copies! When Shalone is behind the wheel, copyright matters are of no concern! Shalls is so deluded that when one of her fanbuoys/girls (sadly she has many many deluded fans that lap this shit up) said she should write to Nerdcorps and ask them to put Shalls in the show, she thought it would be a good idea! Er, there's probably more chance of the Storm Hawks, the Cyclonians and the Raptors have one massive orgy than Shalls ever appearing on the show, dearie.

1 Copyrights? lol wut r those?
2 Pr0n? Underage? WTF
3 A History of Mary-Sueism
4 I am not a Mary Sue! And don't tell me how to draw!
5 Uh-oh! Copyright Infringement!
6 Gallery
7 External Links

[edit] Copyrights? lol wut r those?

As most people would know, Shalone is known for using characters for her own needs and claims them as her own. Copyrights? Fuck those, I'm a Disney fangirl! Laws such as that are below Shalone, so do not take notice of them. A perfect example is the ever famous Axel from Kingdom Hearts, whom she believes she can date. LOL DONGS.

She loves to make carbon copies of Disney characters and claim them for her own. That Shalone surely is original! According to legend, she was once in love with Jack Skellington. However, this wasn't any ordinary Jack, it was a furry Jack Skellington, only known as "Jack Skellingcat". DO NOT WANT.

[edit] Pr0n? Underage? WTF

Children shouldn't be playing with tools at a young age. :( For Shalone, rules don't matter, so she draws amazing sex comics. With whom, do you ask? Why, none other than her past love, Jack Skellingcat! Can anyone say yiff?

Just be aware of her sex comics and you'll probably think of her as a typical Kingdom Hearts fangirl who's desperate to even bang the Disney characters in the game. RUN DONALD RUN YOU FUCKER.

[edit] A History of Mary-Sueism

One thing Shalone is famous for is her ability to draw countless Mary Sues for whatever fandom she happens to be interested in, and, since they all usually have similar features, she usually likes to actually be referred to as these names (or so her profiles state) and the non-furry ones look almost EXACTLY LIKE HER, they're most likely all self-inserts too.

The first known fandom for which she has created one of these godawful Sues was The Nightmare Before Christmas, in which, as stated above, she made a Mary Sue for Jack Skellington and later turned him into a furry, copyrighting him as her own. Despite the many people who have called her out on this, her asskissing fans naturally stuck up for her, saying that "Jack SkellingCAT" was nothing like the original and that Shalone had every right to copyright him to herself. What followed was lulz aplenty that has long since been buried.

Despite the fact that she still draws herself with Jack SkellingCAT (whom she has deemed "SK" for short) she can always find a new fandom to rape. The next in line was, unsurprisingly, Kingdom Hearts, where she created a Mary Sue for Axel named Enolahs. Naturally, as with all Mary Sues, she and Axel are engaged in twoo wuv and even later have a bastard lovechild. Aside from fucking Axel, Enolahs also wields a Keyblade that can summon a huge-ass cat named "Swiftpaw" (who can also, apparently, fuse himself with the other Organization members' powers), and, naturally, is loved by all of Organization XIII, including Larxene. WTF.

After a short hiatus, Shalone soon found yet another fandom to rape to shit--a new Canadian cartoon by the name of Storm Hawks. In a display of which is probably her worst fandom-rape yet, Shalone created a recolor Mary-Sue named Shalls and has Stork, who is probably the least likely character in the show to show any attraction to ANYTHING, fall in love with her at first sight. She later joins the team without any specific reasoning why and afterwords makes a series of faggoty comics (similar to fellow Suethor Branca) where Stork is either falling in love with her, is pressured by the rest of the team (whom, of course, ALL LOVE SHALLS TO DEATH) to become her mate and have sex with her, or HAS sex with her in a gruesome display of shiny porn and eventually has her have another bastard child by the name of "Doomey". Even though they are supposedly husband and wife in her later comics, she makes Stork gawk over her and spy on her like some window pervert and they treat their kid like dead weight. Despite the fact that she is raping the show beyond all possible boundaries, her hordes of fans lap this shit up, even drawing her hordes of fanart, most of which are just as bad as Shalone's. Of course, it doesn't help that she plugs this godawful Sue pairing every chance she gets.

In an interesting turn of events, however, she actually attempts to create a background for this particular Mary-Sue, only to have it end up being the whole bullshit "my-mother-is-dead-and-there's-an-evil-tough-guy-on-my-home-planet-who-really-wants-me-bad" scenario that comes with thousands of Mary-Sues. Shame really.

[edit] I am not a Mary Sue! And don't tell me how to draw!

Not surprised at the fact some people had common sense to point out that Shalone's characters are purebred Mary Sues. However, in Shalone's world, no asspats and cock strokings literally means "Fuck you, you're a dumbass", as true as that is, she decided a journal would be better for handling the situation.

Also, she creates every one of her Mary Sues with the same ugly red and white wings, sparkly, god-awful colors, and the same damn horrible amateur anime shine, even on fur, which everyone knows defies every law of anything that is pleasing to look at.

Much to any criticism received, Shalone must create a fuss. How dare any one give her, the supreme lord, critique on her art! Blasphemy, I tell you. It's safe to say she pulled a SnapeSnogger here by whining about people not giving her ass pats. ZOMG THEY AREN'T PRAISING ME DSDGDGDFGFDGGT

[edit] Uh-oh! Copyright Infringement!

Pure lulz. How the hell can you not know about this stuff? Failure.

Also, some lulz-worth stuff is when she had Axel cut his hair a bit, add a few more markings to his face, and then she copyrighted Axel to herself.

[edit] Gallery

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Her amazingly original Nightmare Before Christmas Mary Sue. And it's no surprise that she's fucking Jack.	What's this? Jack Skellington, not a furry? BLASPHEMY!	Repeat - Shalone SWEARS she isn't a Mary Sue! Honest!	Her Storm Hawks Mary Sue, who is currently fucking Stork.
More of her latest contribution to her Mary Sue franchise.	Shalls Merby-Sue getting raped by a big bad Merb, if only, if only	Shalone's art in 2003, before SUDDENLY she became a GREAT ARTIST and deleted everything in her gallery before 2004.	Ugly nigger is ugly.
	Despite being a Sue, Shalone respects ALL pairing prefs. Really. she does.	A modified screencap, more proof that her "original" character Shalls is a fucking recolor	Shalls is Stork? Only purple?!