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Sexism

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Sexism is what women claim when they want double standards for themselves. It's supposedly the belief that one sex is superior to another, because all sexes are equal in ALL WAYS NO EXCEPTIONS, unless the argument is that women are better than men, which is totally in vogue and is acceptable and is in no way sexist because only men are capable of sexism, and the belief that only men are capable of sexism isn't sexist at all.

Only ugly bitches are against it.
Only ugly bitches are against it.
lulz
lulz
Even aliens know how to treat a lady
Even aliens know how to treat a lady

Contents

Sexist things only men do

  • Look at members of the opposite sex
  • Talk about sex with their friends
  • Talk shit about the opposite sex
  • Want to have sex with the opposite sex
  • Judge someone by their sex
  • Argue
  • Fight
  • Physically abuse their partner
  • Rape
This isn't a sexist depiction of men at all
This isn't a sexist depiction of men at all

The above list is of things ONLY MEN DO, and anybody who argues otherwise is OMG SEXIST EVIL PATRIARCHY MAN PROBABLY RAPIST PIG

Things women have that men don't

  • Intelligence, women are smarter than men HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
  • Emotional maturity, men always get emotional, and women don't
  • Common Sense, only men get worked up over something trivial
  • Periods, because men are superior

Women are better than men, it is an established fact. It is proven in this completely objective and unbiased website.

The perfect woman, I can fuckin read the caption. Douchebag.
The perfect woman, I can fuckin read the caption. Douchebag.

People Who Are Sexist

People Who Are Not Sexist

  • Women
  • BitingBeaver is not sexist at all. Not one bit. But if you click on this link, you have just raped a poor defenseless womyn and are a member of the Patriarchy

See Also

another perfect woman
another perfect woman

External Links



Sexism
is part of a series on Sex

Fluids,
Anatomy,
Physiology,
Techniques

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