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Seth Dub

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Seth Dub AKA WHENMUDSTANDZONEEDGE is the type of person that Encyclopedia Dramatica was made for. Seth Dub is a 11 year old rapper straight out of the ghetto of Southlake, Texas who has uploaded craptastic rap videos together with his homies about his god The Playstation 3. In said raps Seth proclaims his love for the PS3 and how it is the best video game console in da wurld with awesome brain raping HD graphics. In most raps he also explains why the Nintendo Wii only has games for kids. (Disregarding the fact that he is 11 years old). Nevertheless, Seth proves a point. The Wii is just for kids and the PS3 is an awesome goldy machine.

Most of the time, Seth comes up with the lyrics to his rap videos by first smoking some weed, then writting the lyrics until the letters form slightly coherent messages. Afterwards: his nigga Billy faps to pictures of PS3s in the background to create a beat ( No, no srsly ) while Seth raps attempting to sound a bit like Mangerie Blueballs.

Seth's nigga bitch Billy.  (he haets nintendo moar dan n e 1 elz)
Seth's nigga bitch Billy. (he haets nintendo moar dan n e 1 elz)

Contents

Videos

Heres an example of one of his Playstation 3 rap videos.

(Note: He lies about his age. He says he's 15, but he's actually 11.)

ALL YOUR BASE! Warning!:
Seths ear wrecking voice may force you to become an hero


Aparently one of his niggas has been saying this phrase through out the entire video:

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW"


Why so retarded?

The cause of Seth Boi's extreme obsession for the Playstation 3 was unknown for a long time. However: one theory has been accepted as fact. It is obvious that Seth has suffered from severe brain damage by being exposed to the awesomeness off the graphics from his Playstation 3 for too long. Most scientist and even Stephen_Hawking accept this theory to be true.


Seth's language

In a recent interview, Seth Dub replied to several questions about his rap career.

Translated to English it says something like this:

 
 
You are just jealous of my awesome Playstation 3 that my Mommy and Daddy bought for me.
 

 


Isn't it obvious? Seth is a great rapper with many friends lying little faggot who has no friends.

And yes it! Recent discovery has shown that one of Seth's so-called nigga's called Billy doesnt even excist in the first place.


For those of you going "TL;DW", just click this link:

Note how Billy's school is in a place not even close to South Lake, not even near Texas in general...


Private Life

It wasn't discovered until recently that Seth Dub's hate for Nintendo is merely a mask. While it seems as though if Seth hung onto Sony's cock any harder that he'd be Sony's nutsack, Seth and his niggers actually are loyal Nintendo fans.

Seth and one of his 'niggaz', playing one of their favorite games, Super Mario Sunshine. Note: This is a Nintendo game
Seth and one of his 'niggaz', playing one of their favorite games, Super Mario Sunshine. Note: This is a Nintendo game

Southlake,TX is home of E! Fag Awards, and The National Worst White (C)Rapper Contest hosted by Eminem. It's been confirmed, that as of September 14th 2007. During the highly anticipated Miami/Southlake game, Seth dub was apparently beaten the shit out of.

Seth after having his shit ruined at the Miami/Southlake game.
Seth after having his shit ruined at the Miami/Southlake game.

Reactions to Seths videos

While some people on Youtube laughed at Seth for his stupidity and just continued with their lives, other people got upset about Seths rap videos for some reason and decided to create a series of Spongebob Squarepants voiceovers with the voices of Chadwarden and Seth.

Jewtube has allowed spurious DMCA's to keep you from seeing these videos in America. If you're feeling up to it, proxy and check out the links below.


A press conference with Seth Dub.

Hacked?

A few months ago it was confirmed that Seth dub's Youtube account was hacked. The account has been abandoned for 6 months now and nobody knows if Seth boi ever returned to the tubes. Even though he turned into shit nobody cares about months ago, his channel of failure is still frequently visited by butthurt Nintendo fanboi's expresing their humble opinions about Seth's rapping skills.

See also

External links

His youtube account, all of his vids are still up. (earplugs are advised)


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