Seth Dub
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Seth "WHENMUDSTANDZONEEDGE" Dub is the type of person that Encyclopedia Dramatica was made for. Seth Dub and his niggaz started making shitty attempts at rap videos after they were raped in a Pokemon Stadium tournament last Thursday by 13 year old girls over 9000 times (Hence the "since I can remember" part). Most of the time, Seth comes up with the lyrics to his rap videos by first huffing jenkem, then fucking a bowl of alphabet soup until the letters form slightly coherent messages. Afterwards, he has his nigga Billy wank to furry porn in the background for a beat ( No, no srsly ) while Seth raps (Usually attempting to sound like a whiny weeaboo bitch).
[edit] Isn't it obvious? Seth is a great rapper with many friends lying little faggot who has no friends
Everybody knew it was too good to be true, and it isn't.
For those of you going "TL;DW", just click this link:
Note how Billy's school is in a place not even close to South Lake, not even near Texas in general...
[edit] Early Life
| Warning!: Saying "I ♥ Seth" in public can cause brain cancer. So don't do that in your 7th-grade Social Studies class. |
Seth Dub was born into a poverty-stricken family. His father was a humble businessman who made a living in the sales department, selling furcoats. His mother, a tranny, was a prostitute, who had sex with over 9000 niggers a day to pay for her leroy jenkem addiction. (She killed herself once she found out how to make jenkem). Seth was kicked out of his house at the age of 8, deemed too much of a faggot for the household. Seth became so upset, he grew a seemingly endless rage for Nintendo, being as his father was the owner of Nintendo, inc.
[edit] Language
In a recent interview, Seth Dub replied to several questions about his (c)rap career.
"j00 bedda go ead shid oudda da toiled mudda fugga lol lmao rofl gtfo bbq Pwned "
This translates to: I'm a gay Sony fanboy. I want to have sex with Dick the Clown and Drew Pickles, very, very much.
[edit] Reasons for seth's mental retardation
Until recently, the cause of Seth's mental deficiency was unknown. Scientists now point to the copious amounts of jenkem that he huffs on a daily basis.
[edit] Videos
Heres an example of one of his (c)rap videos.
(Note: He lies about his age. He says he's 15, but he's actually 11.)
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| Warning!: Have your eye (and ear) bleach within flailing distance. |
Aparently one of his niggas has been saying this phrase through out the entire video:
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW"
[edit] Private Life
It wasn't discovered until recently that Seth Dub's hate for Nintendo is merely a mask. While it seems as though if Seth hung onto Sony's cock any harder that he'd be Sony's nutsack, Seth and his niggers actually are loyal Nintendo fans.
Frequenting Pokemon Stadium and Pikimin conventions, Seth and his nigras travel the country, attending all the Nintendo fan meetings they can.
An press conference with Seth Dub.
Southlake,TX is home of E! Fag Awards, and The National Worst White (C)Rapper Contest hosted by Eminem. It's been confirmed, that as of September 14th 2007. During the highly anticipated Miami/Southlake game, Seth dub was apparently beaten the shit out of.
[edit] Animated Series
An animated series called SpongeChad SethPants was made and starred chadwardenn and seth dub. It became such a huge success and the creators (Waffleypie, DeathToFanboys and Willony65) made millions of dollars/pounds/euros from the animated series.
The successful pilot episode
[edit] Theme song to Animated series
This Shitty site be Stealin DTF Shine! That asshole didnt credit me for the parts of the song i created Im gonna sue this Bitch! -TwinsanityNT
[edit] Season 1 trailer
This is the teaser trailer for the SpongeChad SethPants season 1. It was made to spread it everywhere on youtube because people were too busy jacking off to LisaNova and lonelygirl15.
[edit] Hacked
A few months ago it was confirmed that Seth dub's Youtube account was hacked. The account has been abandoned for 6 months now and nobody knows if Seth boi ever returned to the tubes. Even though he turned into shit nobody cares about months ago, his channel of failure is still frequently visited by butthurt Nintendo fanboi's expresing their humble opinions about Seth's rapping skills.
[edit] List of idiotz he has pwned people who have raepd Seth Dub
[edit] See also
[edit] External links
His youtube account, all of his vids are still up. (earplugs are advised)
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