Sea Org
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Sea Organization, or "Sea Orgy," is a leet inner circle of Scientologists established by L. Ron Hubbard, batshit fucktard founder of the Scientology cult. While many believe he founded it because he wanted his private navy to defend against the Marcabians, the truth is that the British government was fed up with him and would not restore his visa. Also he needed an excuse to have a lot of young sea men slaving for him(more like semen, amirite?) while he cruised the Mediterranean searching for treasure high on gin and amphetamines. Plus, how can a totalitarian movement exist without the scary uniforms? Nowadays it is a paramilitary organization within a multinational criminal racket, much like Reichsluftschutzbund. The Sea Org has a punishment apparatus called the "Rehabilitation Project Force" (RPF), which functions as an internal system of forced labor camps, also known as Nazi Death Camps.
[edit] A Billion Fucking Years
Members of the Sea Org sign an employment contract with the organization for one billion years. Members who leave are issued a "Freeloader's bill," retroactively billing them for any Scientology "auditing" or training/brainwashing they have received. Prices for each component of this training usually runs well over nine thousand dollars. Scientologists have no emotions, so sex is not an accepted form of payment because they are immune to "pleasure". Just ask David Miscavige.
Most Sea Org members are given a room, board and a small weekly allowance of about US$24 per week. They call this "volunteering" but we all know it's another version of slavery.
[edit] See also:
- Latvia -They're going Baltic next!
- Child Abuse
- Operation: Sea Arrgh
- Ex-Scientology kids on the Sea Org
- Brainwashing in the Rehabilitation Project Force
- Old people and children slaving away
- The Sea Org's Rehabilitation Project Force
- Experiences of an Ex-Scientologist in Sea Org
