Yiff
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Verb. As in "to yiff" which is typically held to be the furry sex act, or the sounds made during such an act, modeled after the sound furries wish a fox made when mating. Often goes with "skritch".
The (need we say deviant?) sexual practice of a furry. Basically mass-fursuit-clad frottage.
Unfortunately sometimes used as an adjective to describe things "stimulating" to the particular sensibilities of a furry, often as "yiffy" or (God help us) even "yifftastic". It's possible to buy furniture that's especially designed for yiffy action.
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What Is Yiffing?
- Fursecution.net - Free Yiffy Videos and Animations - The newest of Sub-Human Jew websites. Also included is a sub-site pertaining to furry inflation. Deleted for the lulz
Yiffing is the sick and twisted version of sex for the unholy sub-humans known as furries. If you have ever spent a second near a furry (Which you shouldn't be doing), you would hear the word "yiff", and probably if more than one ugly fursona-obsessed abomination of the earth stands in the general vicinity of you, you will witness this sickening performance of what is called "yiffing". Just peer into the many bleeding assholes of a furfag yiffing another furfag and tell me you are not afraid.
Does Yiff Initialize Procreation?
No. An act so unholy and something you wish you could unsee does not go to the purpose of creating more fucking furfags for the world to shoot. It's basically just bad, ugly semi-bestiality with animal noises and fursuits.
- Does The Average Furry Know the Difference Between Procreation and Creativity?
No.
| —Flame Soulis - Revision of this section as of 22:12, 16 November 2007 |
Bullshit furries made up to describe Yiff
According to furfag tradition, "yiff" is the noise emitted by male foxes whilst making teh secks (DISCONFIRMED BY TOW). This makes the male fox the official pussy of the animal kingdom. Next time you see one, be sure to kick him in the nuts. Plus, he could be a furfag kid in disguise (bonus).
Over 9,000 people have, at one point, inquired as to how the furs got the details as to what foxes fucking sounds like. But since this is precisely the kind of thing a furfag would know first-hand, I'm going to take them at their word (irl fockssecks lol).
The Truth comes out
| —Truthbringer - Revision as of 04:33, 24 December 2007 |
IRL Yiffing
All in all, if you ever catch furries yiffing, kill them; but you should kill them even if they're not yiffing, though.
Telltale signs of yiffers include:
- Wearing or in possession of jizz-stained Fursuit.
- Smeared Beastpaint, especially around the mouth and face.
The best way is to show them Zippocat to force them into a butt-hurt paralysis, then promptly blow their fucking faces off with the closest firearm you can find. Be quick though, for they will imitate foxes or some other creature and run away to the forests of furfaggotry in which they dwell, and most likely get mauled by a bear. Don't let a bear steal your joy!
It is in fact, illegal to shoot yiffers during Halloween and Christmas due to the chance of shooting an innocent child or sexy lady dressed as a cat; so in the coming year all furries will be required to wear a little yellow star so as to avoid confusion.
All hot chicks who happen to be furries (about three of them) are not to be harmed. After capturing one, simply send her to the nearest Catholic school where she'll be trained to use her perversions for good, and wear a short skirt, like she is supposed to.
Skritching
Skritching is the act of stimulating various erogenous zones manually, and is similar to gentle scratching. This is an exclusively furry or otherkin act, and is often a prelude to a full-blown yiffing.
Due to the well known and well documented intelligence level of furries, the vocabulary to describe foreplay and other drivel online suffers atrophy as the infection wears on. With the dogged determination reminiscent of the Smurfs to spread AIDS through words this term, once coined in some dank, sticky, hairy odd-numbered room, spread like wildfire on the interbutts. Usually mis-typed (having moar than 3 consonants in a row) in a furry cyber-sex chatroom to let the other faggot know that fore-play is afoot.
May also be spelled "scritch".
Gallery
It is a sad and bizarre thought that a site like Encyclopedia Dramatica which is well-known for it hate of furries has so many yiffy pictures:
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External Links
- Well looky here
- On Wikifur
- Definition on Urbandictionary.com
- A guide to safe Yiffing - be it human or animal
- Another guide to safe yiffing
See Also
- Furry
- Furry art
- Rita
- Furfag
- Softpaw Magazine
- Fursuit
- Masturbation
- Cybersex
- Sex
- Buttsecks
- Gay
- Bestiality
- Zoophile
- Zeta Toy
- YIFF! The Musical
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