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Scilon Basestar

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A Scilon Basestar is where various models of Scilon are manufactured, regenerated when under a billion year SeaOrg contract, and convert normal humans into robotic manure spreaders. There are many Scilon Basestars worldwide, with the most infamous being the Celebrity Centers and Gold Base, the home of Scientology operations. Some Basestars cost millions of dollars and generate millions more in revenue from devout followers while others are found at the intersection of Fail Road and Crack Alley.



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Scilon Basestar is part of a series on Scientology

LOL TECH: Scientology - Dianetics - Disconnection - Child Abuse - Saint Hill - Scientology's History of the Universe - Sec Check - Freewinds - Sea Org - Glossary - Religious Freedom Watch - Volunteer Ministers - OSA - Space Opera
SCILONS: L. Ron Hubbard - David Miscarriage - Tom Cruise - Scientology Agents - Footbullet Man - Rogues Gallery - Suri Cruise - Terryeo - Heaven's Gate - The Regime - Evil Jacket Guy - Joe Feshbach - VaLLarrr - Jonathan Barbera - Jake Vigil - John Carmichael - Freezone - Captain Bill Robertson - Danny Masterson - Jada Pinkett Smith - Kirstie Alley - Tommy Davis - Oschaper - Kendrick Moxon - Tim Armer - Jorge Serrano - Ron Savelo - John Travolta - Jett Travolta - Cary Goulston - Jan Maturbongs - Stephan Hittmann
NOTORIOUS SPs: Anonymous - Anti-Protestfags - Wise Beard Man - Jason Beghe - Gas Mask Girl - Magoo - New Zealand Fail Guy - Message from Scientology - Shawn Lonsdale - Rorschach - New York Nurse - Moralfags - Leaderfags - Raidfag Wench - James Packer - Epic Nose Guy - Stu Wyatt - Tommy Gorman - Psychiatrists - Marcab Confederacy - Marvin Gaye - Epic Sword Guy - Agent Pubeit - STC - Nick Xenophon
ENTURBULULZ: Chanology Portal - Project Chanology - Enturbulation - A Scientologist's Guide to 4chan - The Geterator - Mrfetch - ReligionIsFree.org - You Found the Card - /i/ - alt.religion.scientology - Complete binge of LEAKED SCILON DOX - 888chan
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