Sankaku Complex
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Sankaku Complex also has a forum, a tag-based image board shitty booru ripoff that takes forever to load, and a multi-player notepad.
The community of Sankaku Complex is a melting pot of sexually confused weeaboos, basement dwelling otakus, trolls, pedophiles, and hard gay. Although Artefact and his fans like to pretend Sankaku Complex is an informative news site, reading about Russians cutting their penises off, fapping to galleries of Asian whores, discovering 10 things Japanese women want that Sankaku Complex users will never have, and learning about the fictional state of lolicon persecution in Japan, does not exactly keep one up-to-date on such important worldly affairs.
It's like Slashdot and Fox News. It makes Artefact a lot of money.
<@Artefact> We are a "news site" and don't you forget it < hyourou> it's a blog no matter what you say. -!- mode/#sankakucomplex [+b *!*@nekomimi.land] by Artefact -!- hyourou was kicked from #sankakucomplex by Artefact [hyourou] <@Artefact> I'm serious <@Artefact> "news site" <@Artefact> Like Slashdot < Katsuo> lie Fox News <@Artefact> Fox News is a fine operation <@Artefact> It makes Murdoch a lot of money
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The Blog
The primary contributor to Sankaku Complex is Artefact who lives in Tokyo. His blog is well known throughout the internet for its high quality articles concerning child molestation, dick eating, copious amounts of Japanese whores, Battletoads porn and other low brow bullshit. Each article typically contains a picture of a loli being fucked, or Japanese jailbait, otherwise nobody would visit the site. Artefact believes he can legitimize his mind-numbingly stupid blog by using pretentious English to convince himself he's not retard that wasted his life creating 380 pages (and counting) of tabloid journalism.
Artefact states he only cares about page views and nothing else. It's not surprising someone with such a naive philosophy would end up creating one of the worst websites on the internet.
| —Artefact, believing his site isn't boring |
If he was truly honest with himself, then he should be proud that someone has written an ED entry for his website. After all, what other measure of success is there on the web?
As of October 26, 2009, registered users may vote comments on blog articles up or down. This new feature was implemented so the hivemind will become even worse, thus drowning out every dissenting voice other than the retarded animu faggots that continue to frequent the site and encouraging Artefact to spread his cancer.
Artefact Vs. Danny Choo
The picture to the right was taken sometime during December 2008 at an event hosted by Danny Choo, who runs a superior website and is Artefact's arch-nemesis. Sometime during February 2009, the two bloggers fell out of equal terms with each other. Danny Choo asked people on his website to stop linking to Sankaku Complex and subsequently removed advertising and any mention of Sankaku Complex. In turn, Artefact has stopped mentioning Danny Choo in his blog. It is reported Mr. Choo has chosen to ignore all correspondence with Artefact.
Although both of them have been mostly mum on the matter, it is likely Danny Choo decided Artefact was a fat faggot with a shitty blog that has amassed 100 million views due to the sheer amount of retards from /a/ that actually believe Artefact is a skilled blogger. That, or Mr. Choo is normal, respectable person that does not want to be associated with child molesters.
A challenger appears
During a quiet April afternoon, a rage-filled weeaboo linked to a parody site that insulted his little hugbox, Sankaku Complex Is Shit.
| —CheapViagra, the jokes on you |
Sadly, the website is a 1 page summary of the 380 pages of spam and recycled garbage that has been produced since Sankaku Complex's creation. The most notable feature of the parody site is the perfect mirroring of Artefact's cringe-inducing writing style. Obviously, skilled usage of an English thesaurus and incorporating unconventional words into your writing will let everyone know of your educated background.
| —Sankaku Complex Is Shit, updating us on the subtle nuances of K-On! advertising |
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The Forums
What happens when a bunch of sexually insecure and racially diverse weeaboos come together on a relatively unmoderated forum? Drama, hentai, pedophilia, and Apartheid.
| —Alessa, performing psychoanalysis |
Many forum topics are devoted to the highly philosophical subject of lolicon and pedophilia. Are they same? Should lolicon be illegal? Are weeaboos actually child molestors? Many hilarious flame wars have resulted from these discussions, and one topic is not enough to contain the pedophilic tendences of SanCom users.
- So not everyone is a lolicon here?
- When you discovered Lolicon
- Am I the only non-Lolicon?
- When did you discover your lolicon tendences?
- Lolicons Vs. Lolicons
- Pedophilia
Trolling the forum
Trolling the SanCom forums is very simple. Simply choose one of the seven options below.
- Accuse the userbase of being pedophiles
- Accuse Artefact or other forum members as being racist toward the Chinese
- Assert Danny Choo runs a superior site to Artefact
- Assert the community died as the site become more popular
- Start a topic about pedophilia or lolicon
- Post images of small children and say you fapped to this
- Link to this article
| —julian0086, not sure if racist |
The butthurt Chinaman then proceeded with his intellectual checkmate as the forum raged against these unfounded racial accusations.
| —julian0086, not also india is used? |
IRC Channel
The IRC channel became a graveyard once Artefact became butthurt and began banning anyone that didn't continually kiss his ass, or speak highly of the best website on the internet. The topics are what you would expect from an IRC chatroom full of lifeless Japanophiles that can't stop fapping. Many notable quotes can be found here. Because Artefact puts to shame every grammar nazi and internet tough guy that has ever existed, a great way to get banned is to use spelling errors while insulting him or his website.
The bot, Beako-sama, controls the room, and kicks anyone with piss poor typing and citing memes. Beako-sama is of course, a reflection of the faggot that configured her. She is known for her conversations that lead you into circles of incomprehension.
<@Beako-sama> cock in me was hours ago? Very interesting.
See Also
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