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Hitler remains popular with the Arabs. "Mein Kampf" is actually the second best selling book of all time on the Arab peninsula, second to "1001 ways to kill your in-laws, and a million other tips for polygamist survival".

What all Arabs should look like.

Arabs - handy at dishwashing time.

Arafat's Reaction to the Pool being Closed In Israel, due to Fail

Arab calligraphy. (Guess what this means, Ay-rabs!)

Arab women enjoy equal rights of rioting as do Muslim men.

I'm white, I'm Arab, I'm white, I'm Arab,I'm white, I'm Arab. I can't make up my mind, check out my profile on MySpace

Arabs (pronounced Ay-rabs... more liek Gay-rabs, amirite?) are a people who primarily inhabit the Middle East, North Africa, Michigan, Taxi Cabs, transformer boxes in France, Guantanamo Bay and generally wherever there is a horrible odor.

Arabs are also known as camel jockeys, durka durkas, ragheads, towelheads, dune coons, sand niggers (the scientific term) and oil niggers. There is, however, no reason to ever use any of these names, since Arab itself is an offensive term.

Quite a lot of Sand Niggers live in America, where they work in 7-11s. Most American Arabs (more than 90%) are terrorists and support jihad. The other 10% are below sexual age (less than eleven years old) and not allowed to become terrorists just yet. Recently there has been an influx to the southern half of Italy as well, where they attempt to pass themselves off as Wops due to their similar greasy brown skin, bent noses & crap accent. This generally fools the natives, and as a result interbreeding often occurs.

Arab hobbies include blowing up airplanes, Americans, Jews and getting stir-fried in transformer boxes when evading the Police in a party van. They also like to drive taxi cabs and own quik-e marts. Most Arabs have a strong pungent odor and are very greasy. Especially when stir-fried.

1 Editor's Note
2 Famous Arabs
3 BEST SANDKIP EVER
4 List of Arabs who are not terrorists
5 Useful Tips in the Arab lands
6 This article is under attack
7 Arabs and Homosexuality
8 Trivia
9 See also
10 External Links

[edit] Editor's Note

Arabs are Semites just like Jews, everyone knows that. Still, an anti-Semite is supposed to hate only the Jews. Fags claim that there be some historical reasons for that. This editor hates fags and doesn't give a shit about history, so he hates anyone with a crooked nose (and fags).

If you don't know that Arabs are Semites, then you're a fag too.

[edit] Famous Arabs

Just like Jews, Arabs are also involved in all sorts of brainy stuff:

The guys who invented eBay
The guys who invented Google
Philippe Kahn, the guy who invented camera phone

Just kidding about the brainy stuff, the guys above are Jews. If Arabs do become famous, it is not for their brains, but rather for the lack of such. Consider for example:

Ralph Nader
Farfour
Navid
Arafat
The aliens who ruled over Egypt in Stargate
That Arab dude who always complains that Jews stole half of this list, just as they did with Palestine.
The 1,000 Arabs who raped Dianne Thorley after her referendum didn't pass.

[edit] BEST SANDKIP EVER

[edit] List of Arabs who are not terrorists

Not Terrorists!

You may not believe it, but there are Arabs who are not terrorists. Here is the complete list:

Sammy Cahn (1913–1993), Arab lyricist
Dorothy Fields (1905-1974), Arab composer
George Gershwin (1898-1937), Arab composer
Ira Gershwin (1896-1983), Arab lyricist
Oscar Hammerstein II (1895-1960), Arab lyricist, librettist
E. Y. "Yip" Harburg (1898-1981), Arab lyricist
Lorenz Hart (1895-1943), Arab lyricist

Just kidding! There are no Arabs who are not terrorists, the guys above are either Martians or just part-time lyricists and terrorists.

[edit] Useful Tips in the Arab lands

If you travel to an Arab land, either for the oil or because you are a leftard, there are a things you should know.

According to Wikipedia, you stay alive for 20 seconds after being decapitated unless you are blown up first.
You will think this list is funny, until you need it.
Male rape is a favorite past-time in Arab countries, only second to female rape. If you are planning to get raped, Dubai is the place to go! Don't listen to this guy:

[edit] This article is under attack

After the Americunts explained to the Arabs how to use the Internets (which certainly took its time), the Arabs tried to censor this article. A person who is apparently Proud to be an Arab, added following highly intelligent and reflected statement to this article:

“	Studies has proved that raping crimes have only been commited after americans visited our countrey ..not to mention other foren people from other foren countries ofcourse	„
— Proud to be an Arab

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[edit] Arabs and Homosexuality

You can clearly see that this Arab is a male from his clothing. But the nitwit Bush failed to notice.

Although homosexuality is frowned upon in public, most Arabs are actually gay. When put in a closed environment such as in Abu Gharib, they openly hung their penises in front of American soldiers hoping they would get sucked off. They also love male bondage as seen in the pictures of naked Arabs putting on dog collars to be dragged around. Other Arab prisoners in Abu Gharib had extreme gay fetishes involving feces.

Researchers believe it is natural for Sand Niggers to become homosexual because their women are hairier than their men, similar to the situation in Greece.

[edit] Trivia

7-11 prefers to hire Arabs. This is because Muslims are not supposed to eat pork, which the sausages are (presumably) made of. So 7-11 believes that Arabs, as good Muslims, will not steal the sausages. The argument is flawed for two reasons:

Some Arabs are apparently Christian, so they will happily take a free sausage.
The rest of them will steal and eat the sausage anyway, because stealing is more important to those thugs than Allah ever was.

Israel once tried to introduce an Arab safari, but they had to cancel due to lack of interest - nobody wanted a stinking Arab head hanging off their trophy wall, though wealthy patrons could hire a Merkava tank and a street in Gaza as a shooting gallery.
There is a time and a place for Arab Jokes - This is not it.
Most Arabs hate other Arabs even more than the West hates Arabs
In most cases the 72 virgins that Arabs get for pwning, happen to be World Of Warcraft users at age of 16, male, overweight, power-leveling and farming for gold.
Everyone hates being called Arab even Arabs deny they are. For one example, see Palestinians.