Arab
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Arabs (pronounced Ay-rabs) are the byproduct of unprotected anal sex. Arabs primarily inhabit the Middle East, North Africa, Michigan, Taxi Cabs, Guantanamo Bay and generally wherever there is a horrible odor.
Arabs may also be referred to as: camel jockeys, durka durkas, ragheads, towelheads, dune coons, sand niggers (the scientific term) and oil niggers. There is, however, no reason to ever use any of these names, since Arab itself is an offensive term.
Quite a lot of the Sand Niggers live in America, where they work in 7-11s. Most American Arabs (more than 90%) are terrorists and support jihad. The other 10% are children (sand niglets) below consensual age (less than eleven years old) and not allowed to become terrorists just yet. Recently there has been an influx to the southern half of Italy as well, where they attempt to pass themselves off as Wops due to their similar greasy brown skin, bent noses & crap accent. This generally fools the natives, and as a result interbreeding often occurs.
Arab hobbies include blowing up airplanes, buildings, subways, Americans, Jews and getting flash-fried in transformer boxes whilst evading the police (Jew York Times confirms). They also like to drive taxi cabs and own 7/11s.
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Anti-semitic?
Arabs are Semites just like Jews; everyone knows that. Still, an anti-Semite is supposed to hate only the Jews. Fags claim that there be some historical reasons for that. However everyone agrees that Jews, Arabs and furries all deserve genocide.'( Stinky Buttsecks On Fire)
Arabs in Combat
Killing the White Devil ain't easy. It's even harder when you are young, dumb and Arab.
Famous Arabs
Just like Jews, Arabs are also involved in all sorts of brainy stuff:
- Philippe Kahn - The guy who invented the camera phone
- Sergey Brin - One of the guys who invented Google.
- The guys who invented eBay
Just kidding! The guys above are all Jews. If Arabs do become famous, it is not for their brains, but rather for a lack thereof. Consider for example:
- Farfour Mouse - An Arab version of Mickey Mouse, who, unlike the real Mickey Mouse who only told kids to buy ice cream, encouraged kids to kill Jews; sadly, the Jews got to him first
- Osama Bin Laden - "Special friend" of George W. Bush who brought the United States' IRL banhammer down on Afghanistan by taking the fall after the Jews did WTC
- Ralph Nader - Fucked up the election for Al Gore and possibly John Kerry resulting in 8 years of Bush
- Salih - Stabbed to death while trying to steal a bookbag from a Russian immigrant; because taking out thieves (as well as murderers, rapists, drug dealers, etc.) constitutes genocide towards Arabs, the stabbing was called an act of racism
- Saddam Hussein - Needs no introduction, and not only because he's dead
- Mohammed - Accused of being a pedophile, but actually increased the age of consensual sex in Arab countries from 7 years to 11
- Yassir Arafat - Established a stable Palestinian state and insulated it from the effects of Zionism -- oh wait...
- Aladdin - Proof that Arabs can't get it right even in fiction; a megalomaniac who overthrew the brainy atheist aristocrat Jafar in favor of a government run by his inexperienced, impoverished Muslim ass
- 00101110 - Publishes supposed science on the relation between niggers, guns and You.
List of Arabs Who Are Not Terrorists
You may not believe it, but there are Arabs who are not terrorists. Here is the complete list:
- Sammy Cahn (1913–1993), Arab lyricist
- Dorothy Fields (1905-1974), Arab composer
- George Gershwin (1898-1937), Arab composer
- Ira Gershwin (1896-1983), Arab lyricist
- Oscar Hammerstein II (1895-1960), Arab lyricist, librettist
- E. Y. "Yip" Harburg (1898-1981), Arab lyricist
- Lorenz Hart (1895-1943), Arab lyricist
Just kidding about this one too! There are no Arabs who are not terrorists; the people listed above are all Jews.
List of Arab Scientists and Scholars
Even TOW admits it: the last smart Arab died in 1585.
Useful Tips in the Arab Lands
If you travel to an Arab nation, either for the oil or because you are a leftard, there are some things you should know.
- According to Wikipedia, you stay alive for 20 seconds of painful bliss after being decapitated, unless you are blown up first.
- Get a mask or get used to the smell.
- You will think this list is funny, until you need it.
- Male rape is a favorite past-time in Arab countries, only second to female rape. If you are planning to get raped, Dubai is the place to go!
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Arabs and Homosexuality
Although homosexuality is frowned upon in public, most Arabs are actually gay. When put in a closed environment such as in Abu Gharib, they openly hung their penises in front of American soldiers hoping they would get sucked off. They also love male bondage as seen in the pictures of naked Arabs putting on dog collars to be dragged around. Other Arab prisoners in Abu Gharib had extreme gay fetishes involving feces.
Trivia
- 7-11 prefers to hire Arabs. This is because Muslims are not supposed to eat pork, which the sausages are (presumably) made of. So 7-11 believes that Arabs, as good Muslims, will not steal the sausages. The argument is flawed for two reasons:
- Some Arabs are apparently Christian, so they will happily take a free sausage.
- The rest of them will steal and eat the sausage anyway, because stealing is more important to those thugs than Allah ever was.
- Israel once tried to introduce an Arab safari, but they had to cancel due to lack of interest - nobody wanted a stinking Arab head hanging off their trophy wall, though wealthy patrons could hire a Merkava tank and a street in Gaza as a shooting gallery.
- There is a time and a place for Arab Jokes - This is not it.
- Arabs hate other Arabs even more than the West hates Arabs.
- In most cases the 72 virgins that Arabs get for pwning, happen to be World Of Warcraft users at age of 16, male, overweight, power-leveling and farming for gold.
- Arabs have small peckers, hence Dubai.
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External Links
- A typical day in the life of an Arab
- The Kingdom of Jordan is an attention whore and thus has a LiveJournal
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