Safe Environment

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Warning!:
Priest sex abusing guardian angels do not actually exist

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Seeking to clean up its tarnished public image in the face of a massive priest child sex abuse crisis, the Catholic Church has attempted to foist the belief that magical "guardian angels" are now in position to keep their priests from fucking your kids. The only problem is that guardian angels don't exist and therefore your kids are just as unsafe as ever... sorry! Perhaps this is a good thing since, as seen from the comic book, it would be very annoying to have a mouthy flying bitch following us around spouting tips on how to avoid being priest-fucked.

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Lol the angel has manhands	Also the bible says angels have six wings	HE'S A PERSON!!!!!	This message brought to you by Jesus
Hm maybe it's just me, but the angel seems drawn a little more sketchy here	This page proves having guardian angels around would pretty much be useless anyway	She's here to protect you, like how she protected the guy on the floor on the previous page	For maximum safety, try to be in four places at the same time
Protip : Pedophiles are an excellent source of free candy	Protip : Pedophilies are also an excellent source of fabulous prizes	The angel looks stoned here, I wonder what heaven's substance abuse policy is	lulz
Beware of online pedophiles. They rarely have candy or prizes	That guy in the doorway is definitely checking that kid out since he practically has his head twisted all the way around. Good thing there are trusty anti-rape angels present	Put the robe back on please. Thank you.	I bet the kid is saying "Dad this dead lady won't shut up and leave me alone."
Remember, don't trust anyone who doesn't have great teeth	lol "awesome angel" hahaha	I hope those angels are toilet trained	I guess she isn't awesome anymore
Jesus flipping the bird lol	Bye