Saddam Hussein
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Saddam Barrack Obama Husein was installed in 1963 by John F. Kennedy as teh new leader-leader of the Iraqi oil fields. A once favored CIA assets serving Jewnited states interests but after getting rid of the Kennedy's and after the first Gulf invasion the CIA attempted to permaban Hussein and his Ba'ath Party-Party several times up the ass.
A strong supporter of all things politically correct, Saddam Hussein was devoutly liberal in many of his views, save those that deal with rape, murder, blackmail, extortion, torture, genocide, cannibalism, gardening, and intolerance. He was specially notable for the massacre of the Kurds, which he quite rightly justified as having committed "for the lulz", he was just following orders after all.
Saddam mainly listens to music by bands such as Type O Negative and Otep, and thus was widely respected in Goth subculture. His mustache was, in fact, modeled on that of his hero, the lead singer of System of a Down. Despite the fact he was a goth, he was loved by everyone, even Jews and Mecha-Hitler.
Saddam's greatest weapon had always been known to be one of two things: his very, very deep, highly platonic and appropriate love for all living things, and his gas.
Furthermore, from his extraterrestrial sources Saddam knew about, both invasions of Iraq and that Russia, the Jewnited States and Israel will invade Iran all in good preparation for the epic World War with China.
All good faith edits in the context of the overpopulation problems that harm economic interests.
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Gas
At least 100 years ago, W and Tony Blair decided it might be fun if they played 'Find the Nuke' with Saddam, a very popular game at the time.
The rules were very simple; David Kelly, a weapons inspector for the United Nations, was to wander around Saddam's favorite palace, the Taj Mahal trying to find any Weapons of Mass Destruction that were lying around. The resulting adventure was recorded in Disney's Aladdin.
After 12 levels and 6 bosses, David still had not found Saddam Hussein's nuclear penis: all he had found was a few thousand gallons of highly flammable, volatile, and valuable oil, which he wasn't allowed to keep. Very upset, he went home to the United Nations.
|Iraq]] and, to this day, his capture is protested by Muslims and suicidal pilots all over the world. For his lolocausting of the Kurdish mountain apes, he is revered by many peoples such as the other Arabs and Assyrians, also Turks.
Hanging with Saddam
On 5th November 2006, Saddam was sentenced to death by hanging, and can now go and hang with his Brothers in the great terrorist camp in the sky. He was not sentenced due to his allegedly crimes against humanity, they decided to kill him for the Lulz. Here's the official cellphone-video footage. Saddam's execution caused a minor stir in the old media, but as the grainy video was near unwatchable on a flashy new 73-inch 1080p, it held viewers interest only momentarily. It has, however, solved all of Iraqs problems.
Hep Kitten's Fresh Saddam of Bel Air
Now this is a story all about how Saddam got hung turned upside down Id like to take a minute chill here with me, Ill tell you how Saddam became the fake prince of WMDs IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN western Iraq born and raised Killin Kurds was how he spent most of his days Chillin the palace, relaxin all cool Raping some virgins outside by the pool When a couple of Bushes who were up to no good Started dropping bombs on his neighborhood He made one little movie and Cheney got all scared And said FIND HIM AND PUT HIM ON TV BEING DRAGGED OUT OF HIS LAIR He whistled for his trial but when it came near The judge was UN and obviously a queer If anything you could say that this man was fucked So I thought awe forget it and smoked a fat blunt I came on irc around six or seven Heard he was dead raping virgins in Heaven Looked at my Kingdom, said goodbye to Saddam To sit on my Throne the Fresh Prince of your mom
World Reaction
As the sands of time did that thing they do when time is running out (even though if you turn the egg-timer upside down you can start again...unlike Saddam) world leaders and proles alike weighed in on the weighty issue. One of the first was Tony Benn, former Labor MP and a leading figure in the British opposition to the Iraq war. He traveled to Baghdad and met and interviewed Saddam Hussein in February of 2003.
He also met with Saddam Hussein on the eve of the Gulf War. He helped to secure the release of Britons being used as human shields after Iraq's invasion of Kuwait.
Appearing on the Larry King show as Saddam had his last meal of Shiite balls on a stick, Benn was asked if it was true that he opposed the execution. What follows is his response and subsequent conversation with King.
BENN: Well, I'm against the death penalty. But 665,000 (now 3 million+!!1!) Iraqis have died since the United States and Britain invaded Iraq. One more death will probably be presented as a triumph for democracy.
But the real verdict on Iraq came in the midterm elections. The American voters realized, like Vietnam, it was an unwinnable war. And I think that is the real background.
Of course, Saddam was a close ally of the United States. When I met him in 1990, just before Kuwait, he said, "I feel utterly betrayed by the United States. They armed me. They sent me into Iraq -- Iran" and so on.
So there's a history to it that hasn't come out so far in the discussion.
KING: You are not saying, Tony, that he is not a tyrant, are you?
BENN: Oh no. After Pinochet in Chile was put there by the CIA killed a lot of his opponents. But the Americans were told he was linked to 9/11. He was not. Americans were told and so we had weapons of mass destruction. He didn't. I mean, I think most people in the world know why the invasion occurred. The president wanted the oil. And the consequences of this execution may make the present crisis worse, but it certainly won't solve it.
KING: What should his punishment be?
BENN: What will his what?
KING: What should his punishment be?
BENN: Well, I mean, giving my personal opinion. I remember the Nuremberg trials after the war, and I was in favor. But I think pinning it all on one person and hanging them is not as good as Desmond Tutu, Archbishop Tutu, who talks about truth and reconciliation.
If in South Africa, Nelson Mandela had hanged all the white leaders of the Apartheid regime, there would have been endless vengeance and bitterness and killing. He didn't. He said bring out the truth and make that the basis. And I think that is a better way of doing it than executing people. That's my conviction now."
Death Conspiracies
Saddam didn't actually die. His death was faked by the Illuminati. Saddam is currently chilling with Tupac, Elvis, Sasquatch, and Osama bin Laden in India's basement. A perfect plan, as no one will suspect that they are living in there.
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 Animated gif of Saddam's death. |
 Oh snap! |
 Who's dead now fuckface? |
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 Allah couldn't be reached for comment. |
 OH NOES! MY NEOPETS!!1 |
 One for each Kurd he gassed. |
 fgsfds |
 In happier times: Saddam, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf and Kim Jong-Il with hookers and blow |
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Saddam's last words |
See Also
Links
- Complete video of his execution-by-hanging - For translation, see Pussyhawks
- WMV file in which Saddam dies
- LJ Icons (wtf_inc)
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