Pimp My Ride

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Another not-a-music-video weeaboo TV show on MTV, Pimp My Ride is hosted by dyslexic, Los Angeles gangsta rapper Xzibit.

Synopsis

Each week, Xzibit jacks a white boy's car, takes it to his crib -West Coast Customs- strips it, sells the parts to his homies and paints it neon green with a roller.

Before returning it to the unsuspecting dupe, he replaces the interior with stupid shit relevant to the owner's interests (according to the dupe's so-called friends) but mainly for maximum lulz.

For example, say the vic loves pizza: Xzibit will rip out the glove-box and replace it with a pizza oven. Lulz! Just some of the many uselessly hilarious accessories Xzibit and his crew have managed to stuff into their customers' rides:

• A fishtank in the backseat of a Mitsubishi Mirage - [1]
• A bowling ball polisher in the trunk of an Acura Legend - [2]
• A clothes dryer in the back of a VW Microbus - [3]
• A 10" monitor under a Toyota 4Runner - [4]
• A fireplace in the back of a Chevy Blazer - [5]

However, most of this shit not only has no place in a private jet, much less a car, but violates most states' Vehicle Codes in numerous ways and thus renders the car both dangerous and not street legal.

Video Game Adaptation

A highly successful video game adaptation of Pimp My Ride was made. According to MTV, it is the greatest game of all time. It features voice work from that chick that plays Foxxy Love in the TV show Drawn together. The one that's not funny, besides South Park. The game received scores of 9001% on every review site so you should go buy it, you dumb fucking tit.

The Meme

A new /b/ and 4chan meme with so much potential lulz that it will make your head explode with epic delight. Behold, the cure for the cancer that is killing /b/:

SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE(D) ______, SO WE _______ ______ IN THE _______ (SO YOU CAN ______ WHILE YOU _____).

Using the above formula, one can fill in the blanks to create a 'Mad Xzibs' as they have been dubbed, the name coming from the word game 'mad libs'.

Based on Xzibit's catchphrase from the show, the meme sets the lulz trap by letting /b/tards fill in the gaps where the car owner's 'hobby' and the resulting pimped-out ride's modifications are left open to the /b/magination. It has generated much original content and the average /b/tard's response to a SUP DAWG thread is usually something along the lines of, "Oh exploitable".

There will always be one asstard who posts "SUP DAWG, WE HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ...", but this is inevitable.

PROTIP: The original and correct format is "SUP DAWG." Don't be a faggot by putting "YO DAWG."

The Comeback

The meme originally became very popular in mid-2007, then eventually took a back seat to newer memes, popping up every now and then, as is the way of chan memes. However, a rather sudden surge brought the meme back to life in full force in late 2008. This has had both good and bad results. The good is a surge in quotes and a bunch of new photoshops, providing some decent new content. The bad is that /b/ doesn't age well, and so most of the new content is complete shit and the dumbfucks perpetuating the revival of the meme don't know how to do it right.

SUP DAWG

Post any and all good SUP DAWG quotes here:

• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED STEVIE WONDER, SO WE PAINTED THE WINDSHIELD BLACK.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE DRINKING, SO WE PUT A BAR IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN DRINK WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU WERE A SURGEON, SO WE PUT AN OPERATING TABLE IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN PERFORM LIFE SAVING HEART SURGERY WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BIKES, SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR ENGINE AND INSTALLED BIKE PEDALS.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BEING SUBTLE ABOUT WHAT YOU DRIVE, SO WE LOADED YOUR CAR FULL OF USELESS SHIT THAT YOU'LL NEVER ACTUALLY NEED WHILE DRIVING.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CARS SO WE PUT A CAR IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TRUNKS SO WE PUT A TRUNK IN YOUR TRUNK SO YOU CAN TRUNK WHILE TRUNK TRUNK.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED JUNK IN THE TRUNK SO WE PUT TONS OF WRECKAGE FROM YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD IN NEW ORLEANS IN YO TRUNK.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BAD REPOSTS SO WE PUT THIS SHIT IN YOUR 4CHAN.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO SLEEP, SO WE REPLACED THE DRIVERS SEAT WITH A BED SO YOU CAN SLEEP WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SPEEDING SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR BRAKES.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE THE FLINTSTONES, SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR FLOOR AND REPLACED YOUR TIRES WITH GIANT STONE CYLINDERS.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE ANIMALS, SO WE PUT SOME PANDA FUR ON YOUR SEATS.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED HONEY, SO WE PUT A BEE HIVE IN YOUR GLOVEBOX
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE GLOVES, SO WE PUTS SOME GLOVES IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
• SALUTATIONS, GOOD SIR. PLEASE EXCUSE THE INTRUSION BUT WE COULD NOT GO WITHOUT ALERTING YOU THAT VIA FRIENDLY HEARSAY IT HAS SUBTLY COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT YOUR PEERS ARE OF THE OPINION THAT YOU ARE ONE WHO ENJOYS A GOOD MEASURE OF GARRULOUSNESS, ERGO, AND AGAIN I PRAY YOU EXCUSE OUR PRESUMPTUOUSNESS, BUT WE HAVE TAKEN THE LIBERTY OF REPLACING YOUR AGGLOMERATION OF ASSORTED AUDIO COMPACT-DISCS WITH A GLOSSARY CONSISTING OF SYNONYMS AND GRAMMATICAL SYNTAXES FOR YOUR REFERENCIAL NEEDS AND/OR PLEASURE PERCHANCE AN EVENT REQUIRING PROLIX DIALOG SHOULD ARISE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED SEAFOOD, SO WE STAPLED TWO DEAD FISH TO YOUR WINDSHIELD.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED SCAT, SO WE REPLACED YOUR AIRBAG WITH SHIT.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE MACS SO WE PUT ONLY ONE PEDAL IN YOUR CAR.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU WERE A NIGRA, SO WE RETURNED THE CAR BACK TO ITS OWNER.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD THAT YOU'RE BLIND, SO WE DIDN'T DO SHIT TO YOUR CAR.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED DRAGON BALL Z, SO STAY TUNED FOR NEXT TIME WHEN WE REVEAL WHAT WE PUT IN YOUR CAR.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CANDLEJACK SO WE P
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PORTALS SO WE PUT YOUR TRUNK IN YOUR GLOVE BOX.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED GOLF SO WE PUT A GOLF COURSE IN YO TRUNK SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO FAIL, SO WE MADE YOU THIS THREAD.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHAIN RULE SO WE PUT A FUNCTION IN YOUR FUNCTION SO YOU WAN DERIVE WHILST YOU DERIVE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE MATT MICHAELS, SO WE PUT JUSTINE BELLEW IN YOUR CAR.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE COMPLETELY MISSING THE FUCKING POINT, SO WE MADE "SUP DAWG" QUOTES THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH PREVENTING YOUR CAR FROM WORKING PROPERLY.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SAMUEL L. JACKSON, SO WE FILLED YOUR CAR WITH SNAKES.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU BE HATING ON EPIC THREADS, SO WE PUT SOME EJECTION SEATS IN YOUR RIDE SO YOU CAN GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO LURK MOAR, SO WE UPGRADED YOUR HARD DRIVES.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE LOLI, SO WE TIED UP SOME PRETEENS INSIDE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE THE NEWFAG THAT IS KILLING ED, SO WE PUT A LIST OF MEMES IN YOUR SUN VISOR SO YOU CAN CREATE A SHITTY ARTICLE WITH UNFUNNY REFERENCES TO SHIT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS SO WE REPLACED YO DASHBOARD WITH A D20.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TRUSTING NIGGERS, SO WE SOLD YOUR CAR AND USED THE MONEY TO BUY CRACK.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SURPRISES, SO WE PUT A DICK IN A BOX IN YOUR DASHBOARD SO YOU CAN OPEN IT WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU DIDN'T BUY MY LAST ALBUM, SO WE CHARGED THIS RIDE TO YOUR CREDIT CARD.
• SUP DAWG. WE HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ, SO WE PUT A MUDKIP IN YOUR CAR DAWG.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU MADE THAT MUDKIP EDIT, SO WE PUT A SHOTGUN IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN DO THE WORLD A FAVOR.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SOVIET RUSSIA, SO WE PUT THE CAR IN YOU!
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED THE SOVIET RUSSIA JOKE ABOVE, SO WE INSTALLED A SHOTGUN IN YOUR AIR BAG, FARK FAGGOT.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PLAGIARISM SO WE PUT THE UNFUNNY SHOTGUN JOKE BY THE ORIGINAL ONE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE _______________________ SO WE _______________________.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE LITTLE GIRLS, SO WE PUT CHRIS HANSEN IN THE BACK SEAT, SO YOU CAN TAKE A SEAT WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PEDOBEAR, SO WE PUT A CAGE IN YOUR BACKSEAT TO HOLD THE TEN YEAR OLDS.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SCIENTOLOGY, SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR CRUISE CONTROL.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CAPS LOCK, SO WE TURNED ON YOUR CRUISE CONTROL.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE A NIGGER, SO WE PUT SOME WATERMELONZ IN THE TRUNK, BUT I ATE EM OH SNAP.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE A JEW, SO WE'RE GONNA PUT YOU IN THE OVEN.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SCREWING SO WE PUT A SCREWDRIVER IN YO PEELER BAR SO YOU CAN STRIP WHILE YOU STRIP.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BIG BANDS SO WE PUT A BIG BAND IN YOUR BIG BAND SO YOU CAN JIVE WHILE YOU JIVE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SARAH PALIN, SO WE PUT ALASKA IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN SEE RUSSIA WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE JEHOVA SO WE PUT GOLD IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN JEW WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU DON'T ROLL THAT WAY SO WE TOOK OFF YOUR WHEELS SO YOU DON'T ROLL ANY WAY FAGGOT.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SPEAKERS SO WE PUT SPEAKERS IN YOUR SPEAKERS SO YOU CAN LISTEN TO MUSIC WHILE LISTENING TO MUSIC.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE FALCON PUNCH SO WE PUT SOME PUNCH IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN GIVE SURPRISE ABORTIONS WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE THE PARTYVAN, SO WE PUT SOME CP IN THE GLOVE BOX, SO YOU CAN GET B& IRL WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE WILFORD BRIMLEY, SO WE GAVE THE DIA-BETUS TO YOUR CAR.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHARGIN SHIT, SO WE PUT LAYZORZ IN THE HEADLIGHTS SO YOU CAN SHOOP WHILE YOU WHOOP.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PURUGLY, SO WE PUT A SKY IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN FLY WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE UNCYCLOPEDIA, SO WE PUT GOATSE ON YO WINDSHIELD.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO ROCK, SO JIMMY PAGE IS YOUR NEW CLUTCH.
• SUP DAWG. WE HERD YOU LIKED FAT KIDS, SO WE PUT ANDY MILONAKUS IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE /B/, SO WE FILLED YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT WITH COPYPASTA SO YOU CAN WTF IS /B/ WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO MOVE ZIGS, SO WE SET YOU UP A BOMB.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE MISSINGNO, SO WE PUT INFINITE RARE CANDIES IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE FURRIES, SO WE PUT A BOMB UNDER YOUR SEAT.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PYLONS, SO WE PUT SOME VESPENE GAS IN YOUR GAS TANK.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE RULE 34, SO WE GAVE ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTERS APHRODISIACS AND LOCKED THEM IN THE BACK SEAT.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE GAYS, SO WE PUT A FUCKING HUGE DILDO IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE A SICK FUCK, SO WE PUT SOME KITTENS AND LUBE IN THE SEATS.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BEL-AIR, SO WE WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENSE PLATE SAID FRESH AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE STARCRAFT, SO WE ZERG RUSHED YOUR CAR.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SPARTAAAAAA, SO WE PUT KING LEONIDAS BESIDE YOU.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE 300, SO TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE MEET THE SPARTANS, SO WE PUT BRITNEY SPEARS IN THE BACK SEAT.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BRIAN PEPPERS, SO WE PUT SOME BRIAN PEPPERS PORN ON YOUR WINDSHIELD SO YOU CAN JERK OFF WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BUTTSECKS, SO WE REPLACED YOUR STEERING WHEEL WITH A BIG FUCKING ASS.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE ABORTION RIGHTS SO WE PUT SOME DEAD FETUSES AND BLARGH IN YOUR RIDE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU DON'T LIKE ABORTION RIGHTS SO WE PUT A PROM NIGHT DUMPSTER BABY IN YOUR RIDE
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PRO-LIFERS SO WE PUT SOME LIVE FETUSES IN YOUR RIDE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEAR YOU LIKE LULZ, SO WE PUT MITCHELL HENDERSON'S CORPSE IN YOUR BACK SEAT.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE HOOKERS AND BLOW SO WE PUT HOOKERS COVERED IN COCAINE IN THE BACKSEAT AND CALLED THE NARCS.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE GOITERS, SO WE PUT SOME REAL LIVES IN YOUR RIDE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE NECROPHILIA, SO WE PUT YOUR MOM'S CORPSE SPREAD EAGLE IN THE BACK SEAT.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE RAIN, SO WE MADE YOUR HEAD TURN THE OTHER WAY.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR, SO WE PUT MORDOR IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE JOHN LOCKE, SO WE HAD HIM FUCK UP YOUR CAR.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU WANT TO BE AN HERO, SO WE DIDN'T PUT AN IPOD IN YOUR CAR.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOUR SCOUTER WAS CRUSHED BY SOME JUICER FAGGOT, SO WE REPLACED YOUR HEADLIGHTS WITH SCOUTERS SO YOU CAN READ POWER LEVELS WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE JACK BAUER, SO WE PUT A TERRORIST IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN TORTURE HIM WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU HATE FAGS, SO WE PUT FRED PHELPS IN YOUR BACKSEAT.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TACOS, SO WE RAPED YOUR MOTHER AND MADE A COAT OUT OF HER SKIN!
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE RIM JOBS, SO WE SWITCHED YOUR DRIVER'S SEAT FOR A 12 YEAR-OLD CHINESE BOY AND STOLE YOUR WHEELS.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU'RE FROM LIVERPOOL, SO WE PUT YOUR CAR ON BRICKS FOR THE LULZ.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD THAT YOU LIKE STARCRAFT SO WE BUILT A SHITLOAD OF ZERGS IN YOUR TRUNK AND CONSTRUCTED ADDITIONAL PYLONS ON THE ROOF.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU PULL YOUR PANTS ALL THE WAY DOWN TO GO PEE SO WE PUT A TOILET IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN FEEL GOOD WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TALENTED AFRICAN AMERICANS SO WE PUT NOTHING IN YOUR TRUNK.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED ORANGES SO BLASTED YO TRUNK WITH THE POWER OF ORANGES SO YOU CAN SMELL CITRUS WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED THE WAY YOU LOOK SO WE PUT SOME SUITS IN YO TRUNK WE GUARANTEE IT.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE EUROPE SO WE PUT EUROPE IN YOU TRUNK SO YOU COUNTDOWN WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE JOSEF FRITZL SO WE HOOKED YOU WITH A CELLAR IN YOUR TRUNK SO YOU CAN RAPE YOUR DAUGHTER WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO RAPE SHIT SO WE PUT ELISABETH FRITZL IN YOUR TRUNK SO YOU CAN RAPE SHIT WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE EXTREME ADVERTISING SO WE PUT BILLY MAYS IN YOUR TRUNK SO YOU CAN FEEL THE POWER OF OXI CLEAN WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED BTTF, SO WE PUT A FLUX CAPACITOR IN THE BACK SEAT SO YOU CAN TIME TRAVEL WHILE YOU DRIVE 88 MILES PER HOUR.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE(D) FEELING GOOD, SO WE PUT JAMES BROWN IN THE TRUNK SO YOU CAN FEEL GOOD WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE EXERCISE SO WE STOLE YO CAR.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE COOKIES FOR BREAKFAST SO WE REPLACED YO GAS TANK WITH A BOX OF COOKIE CRISP.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE NIGGERS SO WE MOVED INTO YO BACK SEAT.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE NIK KERSHAW SO WE PUT TWO STRONG ARMS IN YOUR CAR SO BABYLON CAN BLESS YOU WHILE YOU DRIVE
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE MINDFUCKS SO WHEN YOU SEE WHAT WE DID TO YOUR CAR, YOU'LL SHIT BRICKS
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE PRESSING CHARGES SO WE PUT GEORGE BUSH AND THAT NIGGA WHO RAPED YOU IN YOUR CAR AND SENT YOUNG JEEZY TO COME DO.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE HERPES SO WE PUT YOUR MOM IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN WEAR SOCKS WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHILD PORN SO WE PUT ORPHANS IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN FAP WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE MAH BOI SO WE PUT MAH BOI IN YOUR CAR, SO YOU CAN SQUADALA WHILE YOU DRIVE!
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BOND SO WE PUT AN EYEPATCH ON YOUR SEATBELT SO YOU CAN LEAVE BOND TO YOU WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SONICHU SO WE CALLED THE COPS SO YOUR HIGHLY FUNCTIONAL AUTISTIC ASS DOESN'T DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE!
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SPAMMING 4CHAN SO WE PUT "4CHAN.JS" IN YOUR CAR, AND NOW YO JUST SHAT BRICKS
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE FLEA MARKETS, SO WE PUT SAMMY STEPHENS IN YOUR CAR SO IT'S JUST LIKE, IT'S JUST A MINI MALL,HEY HEY
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE APPLES, SO WE PUT SOME APPLES IN SOME ICE, SO YOU CAN SAY "HOW DOES A BEAR KNOW WHAT APPLES IS?" WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE /B/, SO WE PUT CP ON YOUR HARD DRIVE SO YOU CAN GET RAPED WHILE IN JAIL.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND YO MOM GOT SCARED, SO WE SENT YOU TO LIVE WITH YO AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR, SO YOU CAN WHISTLE FOR A CAB WHILE YOU SHOOTING SOME B-BALL OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE GLASS SO WE PUT SOME GLASS IN YO ASS SO YOU CAN BLEED WHEN YOU SHIT.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU DON'T LIKE THE INTERNET, SO WE MADE YOUR CAR INTO A BIG TRUCK.
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CIGARS AND WEED, SO WE PUT A JOINT IN A CIGAR SO YOU CAN SMOKE WHILE YOU TOKE.
• SUP DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE TO 404 SO WE MADE A THREAD THAT YOU 404'D SO YOU CAN 404 A 404.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU'RE COMPLETELY DEAF, SO WE PUT 7 BIG ASS HEARIN AIDS IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN CRANK DAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHECKING YOUR LOOKS OUT, SO WE MADE YOUR MIRRORS THE SIZE OF ELEPHANT EARS SO YOU CAN
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE DILDOS, SO WE REPLACED YOUR STICK SHIFT WITH A DONG THE SIZE OF A FUCKING BEDPOST. IT'S DUAL-ENDED SO YOU CAN ORGASM WHILE YOU ORGASM WHILE YOU DRIVE
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE CARTOONS, SO WE REPLACED YOUR WINDSHIELD WITH A MICROPHONE SO YOU CAN DO SOMETHING WHILE YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOUR DATE ON FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOMENTARILY ON HER PERIOD, SO WE PERMANENTLY REPLACED ALL YOUR SEATS WITH MENSTRUAL PADS.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU'RE TRAINING TO BECOME A DENTAL ASSISTANT, SO WE REPLACED ALL THE GAS IN YOUR TANK WITH FLOURIDE SO YOU CAN SOMEHOW STAY DENTAL-SMART WHILE YOU DRIVE
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE UNDERAGE CHILDREN, SO THE POLICE ARE HERE WITH A WARRANT FOR YOUR ARREST.
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BROADCASTING ON ALL AM FREQUENCIES, SO WE PUT ROBERT NEVILLE IN YOU TRUNK SO YOU CAN SAVE THAT BACON WHILE YOU TALK TO MANIQUINS
• YO DAWG I HERD YO AND YO DAWG LIKE YO YOS SO WE PUT YO DAWG IN A YO YO SO YO CAN YO YO YO DAWG WHILE YO DAWG YO YOS, DAWG.
• SUP DAWG WE HERD YOU LIKE NIGGAS SO WE PUT A NIGGA IN YO NIGGA SO YOU CAN......YOU CAN.......DOUBLE NIGGER!
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE HORROR GAMES. SO WE PUT A HORROR GAME IN A HORROR GAME SO YOU CAN SURVIVE WHILE YOU SURVIVE.
• SUP PERRO, WE HEARD YOU WERE A SPIC SO WE PUT AN AIR CUSHION IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN CROSS THE RIVER WHILE YOU DRIVE.
• SUP DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE OVERUSED AND UNFUNNY MEMES SO WE PUT /b/ ON YOUR WINDSHIELD SO YOU CAN SPREAD CANCER
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE OVERUSED WORDS AND BITCHING ABOUT EVERYTHING OLDER THAN 5 MINUTES IN POPULARITY SO WE TAUGHT YOU THE WORD "CANCER" SO YOU CAN PRETEND BEING AN OLDFAG...WHILE YOU DRIVE
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE NIGGERS SO WE PUT A NIGGER FOR PRESIDENT SO YOU CAN BE A TERRORIST WHILE BEEING A NIGGER-HATER
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE DIGG, SO WE PUT A SHOVEL IN YOUR HOVEL SO YOU CAN DIG WHILE YOU DIGG
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE KIDS, SO WE PUT A KID ON YO BIKE SO YOU CAN PEDO WHILE YOU PEDAL
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHURCH, SO WE PUT CHURCH IN YOUR SHOWER SO YOU CAN WORSHIP WHILE YOU WARSH UP
• SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE SCOOBY-DOO, SO WE PUT SOME SCOOBY SNACKS IN YO MYSTERY VAN, SO YOU CAN BE CHEWIN' WHILE YA CLUEIN'
• SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE JAZZ, SO WE PUT A JAZZ QUARTET IN YOUR TRUNK SO YOU CAN JIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE.

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