Pimp My Ride
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Another not-a-music-video weeaboo TV show on MTV, Pimp My Ride is hosted by dyslexic, Los Angeles gangsta rapper Xzibit.
[edit] Synopsis
Each week, Xzibit jacks a white boy's car, takes it to his crib -West Coast Customs- strips it, sells the parts to his homies and paints it neon green with a roller.
Before returning it to the unsuspecting dupe, he replaces the interior with stupid shit relevant to the owner's interests (according to the dupe's so-called friends) but mainly for maximum lulz.
For example, say the vic loves pizza: Xzibit will rip out the glove-box and replace it with a pizza oven. Lulz!
However, most of this shit not only has no place in a private jet, much less a car, but violates most states' Vehicle Codes in numerous ways and thus renders the car both dangerous and not street legal.
[edit] Video Game Adaptation
A highly successful video game adaptation of Pimp My Ride was made. According to MTV, it is the greatest game of all time. It features voice work from that chick that plays the black fox girl on that Comedy Central show with the cartoon characters. The one that's not funny, besides South Park. The game received scores of 9001% on every review site so you should go buy it, you dumb fucking tit.
[edit] The Meme
A new /b/ and 4chan meme with so much potential lulz that it will make your head explode with epic delight. Behold, the cure for the cancer that is killing /b/:
SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE(D) ______, SO WE _______ ______ IN THE _______ (SO YOU CAN ______ WHILE YOU _____).
Using the above formula, one can fill in the blanks to create a 'Mad Xzibs' as they have been dubbed, the name coming from the word game 'mad libs'.
Based on Xzibit's catchphrase from the show, the meme sets the lulz trap by letting /b/tards fill in the gaps where the car owner's 'hobby' and the resulting pimped-out ride's modifications are left open to the /b/magination. It has generated much original content and the average /b/tard's response to a SUP DAWG thread is usually something along the lines of, "Oh exploitable".
It is sometimes posted as "YO DAWG", but only by unfunny retards who have masturbated to Loli-chan too many times to see what they're typing.
There will always be one asstard who posts "SUP DAWG, WE HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ...", but this is inevitable.
[edit] SUP DAWG
Post any and all good SUP DAWG quotes here:
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CP SO WE PUT CHRIS HANSON IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN HAVE A SEAT WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CARS SO WE PUT A CAR IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE JEHOVA SO WE PUT GOLD IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN JEW WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE DIVIDING BY ZERO SO....OH SHI-
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU DON'T ROLL THAT WAY SO WE TOOK OFF YOUR WHEELS SO YOU DON'T ROLL ANY WAY FAGGOT.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SEXUALLY MOLESTING UNDERAGE BOGANS SO WE PUT JEFF AND DAVO IN YO TRIPPED OUT COMMODORE SO YOU CAN SYSTEMATICALLY STICK V-NECK'S UP THEIR ASSES AND LISTEN TO THE FOOTY WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SPEAKERS SO WE PUT SPEAKERS IN YOUR SPEAKERS SO YOU CAN LISTEN TO MUSIC WHILE LISTENING TO MUSIC.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE THE PARTYVAN, SO WE PUT SOME CP IN THE GLOVE BOX, SO YOU CAN GET B& IRL WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE MOLESTING YOUNG BOYS, SO WE LURED TWO BROTHERS, 16 AND 13, INTO YOUR CAR, SO YOU CAN SYSTEMATICALLY SEXUALLY ABUSE BEYOND BELIEF WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE ??? SO WE PUT PROFIT! IN YOUR CAR.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE DRINKING, SO WE PUT A BAR IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN DRINK WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU WERE A SURGEON, SO WE PUT AN OPERATING TABLE IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN PERFORM LIFE SAVING HEART SURGERY WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE WILFORD BRIMLEY, SO WE GAVE THE DIA-BETUS TO YOUR CAR.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED HONEY, SO WE PUT A BEE HIVE IN YOUR GLOVEBOX!
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHARGIN SHIT, SO WE PUT LAYZORZ IN THE HEADLIGHTS SO YOU CAN SHOOP WHILE YOU WHOOP.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PURUGLY, SO WE PUT A SKY IN YO CAR SO YOU CAN FLY WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE MATT MICHAELS, SO WE PUT JUSTINE BELLEW IN YOUR CAR.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SAMUEL L. JACKSON, SO WE FILLED YOUR CAR WITH SNAKES.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE DRIVIN, SO PUT A CAR IN YOUR CAR, SO NOW YOU CAN DRIVE WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG. WE HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ, SO WE PUT A MUDKIP IN YOUR CAR DAWG.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE GLOVES, SO WE PUTS SOME GLOVES IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BIKES, SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR ENGINE AND INSTALLED BIKE PEDALS.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO SLEEP, SO WE REPLACED THE DRIVERS SEAT WITH A BED SO YOU CAN SLEEP WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SPEEDING SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR BRAKES!
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE UNCYCLOPEDIA, SO WE PUT GOATSE ON YO WINDSHIELD.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO FAIL, SO WE MADE YOU THIS THREAD.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE LITTLE GIRLS, SO WE PUT CHRIS HANSEN IN THE BACK SEAT.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PEDOBEAR, SO WE PUT A CAGE IN YOUR BACKSEAT TO HOLD THE TEN YEAR OLDS.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED STEVIE WONDER, SO WE PAINTED THE WINDSHIELD BLACK.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SURPRISES, SO WE PUT A DICK IN A BOX IN YOUR DASHBOARD SO YOU CAN OPEN IT WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU DIDN'T BUY MY LAST ALBUM, SO WE CHARGED THIS RIDE TO YOUR CREDIT CARD.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SCIENTOLOGY, SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR CRUISE CONTROL.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO ROCK, SO JIMMY PAGE IS YOUR NEW CLUTCH.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE ANIMALS, SO WE PUT SOME PANDA FUR ON YOUR SEATS.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU BE HATING ON EPIC THREADS, SO WE PUT SOME EJECTION SEATS IN YOUR RIDE SO YOU CAN GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO LURK MOAR, SO WE UPGRADE YOUR HARD DRIVES.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE LOLI, SO WE TIED UP SOME PRETEENS INSIDE.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE 4CHAN, SO WE SAGED YOUR CAR.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE THE FLINTSTONES, SO WE TOOK OUT YOUR FLOOR AND REPLACED YOUR TIRES WITH GIANT STONE CYLINDERS.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE AIDS, SO WE INSTALLED A HABBO POOL IN YOUR STEERING WHEEL.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED DRAGON BALL Z, SO STAY TUNED FOR NEXT TIME WHEN WE REVEAL WHAT WE PUT IN YOUR CAR.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CANDLEJACK SO WE P
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TRUSTING NIGGERS, SO WE SOLD YOUR CAR AND USED THE MONEY TO BUY CRACK.
- SUP DAWG. WE HERD YOU LIKED FAT KIDS, SO WE PUT ANDY MILONAKUS IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE /B/, SO WE FILLED YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT WITH COPYPASTA SO YOU CAN WTF IS /B/ WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO MOVE ZIGS, SO WE SET YOU UP A BOMB.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE MISSINGNO, SO WE PUT INFINITE RARE CANDIES IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE FURRIES, SO WE PUT A BOMB UNDER YOUR SEAT.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SOVIET RUSSIA, SO WE PUT THE CAR IN YOU!
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED THE SOVIET RUSSIA JOKE ABOVE, SO WE INSTALLED A SHOT GUN IN YOUR AIR BAG, FARK FAGGOT.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE _______________________ SO WE _______________________.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PYLONS, SO WE PUT SOME VESPENE GAS IN YOUR GAS TANK.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE RULE 34, SO WE GAVE ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTERS APHRODISIACS AND LOCKED THEM IN THE BACK SEAT.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE GAYS, SO WE PUT A FUCKING HUGE DILDO IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE A SICK FUCK, SO WE PUT SOME KITTENS AND LUBE IN THE SEATS.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BEL-AIR, SO WE WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENSE PLATE SAID FRESH AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE A NIGGER, SO WE PUT SOME CHIKINS IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU WERE A NIGRA, SO WE RETURNED THE CAR BACK TO ITS OWNER.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD THAT YOu'RE BLIND, SO WE DIDN'T DO SHIT TO YOUR CAR.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE A JEW, SO WE'RE GONNA PUT YOU IN THE OVEN.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE STARCRAFT, SO WE ZERG RUSHED YOUR CAR.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE SPARTAAAAAA, SO WE PUT KING LEONIDAS BESIDE YOU.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE 300, SO TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE MEET THE SPARTANS, SO WE PUT BRITNEY SPEARS IN THE BACK SEAT.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE THE NEWFAG THAT IS KILLING ED, SO WE PUT A LIST OF MEMES IN YOUR SUN VISOR SO YOU CAN CREATE A SHITTY ARTICLE WITH UNFUNNY REFERENCES TO SHIT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BRIAN PEPPERS, SO WE PUT SOME BRIAN PEPPERS PORN ON YOUR WINDSHIELD SO YOU CAN JERK OFF WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BUTTSECKS, SO WE REPLACED YOUR STEERING WHEEL WITH A BIG FUCKING ASS.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE COMPLETELY MISSING THE FUCKING POINT, SO WE MADE "SUP DAWG" QUOTES THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH PREVENTING YOUR CAR FROM WORKING PROPERLY.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE ABORTION RIGHTS SO WE PUT SOME DEAD FETUSES AND BLARGH IN YOUR RIDE.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU DON'T LIKE ABORTION RIGHTS SO WE PUT A PROM NIGHT DUMPSTER BABY IN YOUR RIDE
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PRO-LIFERS SO WE PUT SOME LIVE FETUSES IN YOUR RIDE.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEAR YOU LIKE LULZ, SO WE PUT MITCHELL HENDERSON'S CORPSE IN YOUR BACK SEAT.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE HOOKERS AND BLOW SO WE PUT HOOKERS COVERED IN COCAINE IN THE BACKSEAT AND CALLED THE NARCS.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE GOITERS, SO WE PUT SOME REAL LIVES IN YOUR RIDE.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BEING SUBTLE ABOUT WHAT YOU DRIVE, SO WE LOADED YOUR CAR FULL OF USELESS SHIT THAT YOU'LL NEVER ACTUALLY NEED WHILE DRIVING.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE NECROPHILIA, SO WE PUT YOUR MOM'S CORPSE SPREAD EAGLE IN THE BACK SEAT.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE RAIN, SO WE MADE YOUR HEAD TURN THE OTHER WAY.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR, SO WE PUT MORDOR IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE JOHN LOCKE, SO WE HAD HIM FUCK UP YOUR CAR.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU WANT TO BE AN HERO, SO WE DIDN'T PUT AN IPOD IN YOUR CAR.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOUR SCOUTER WAS CRUSHED BY SOME JUICER FAGGOT, SO WE REPLACED YOUR HEADLIGHTS WITH SCOUTERS SO YOU CAN READ POWER LEVELS WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU'RE JACK BAUER, SO WE PUT A TERRORIST IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN TORTURE HIM WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU HATE FAGS, SO WE PUT FRED PHELPS IN YOUR BACKSEAT.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TACOS, SO WE RAPED YOUR MOTHER AND MADE A COAT OUT OF HER SKIN!
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED SEAFOOD, SO WE STAPLED TWO DEAD FISH TO YOUR WINDSHIELD.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED SCAT, SO WE REPLACED YOUR AIRBAG WITH SHIT.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE RIM JOBS, SO WE SWITCHED YOUR DRIVER'S SEAT FOR A 12 YEAR-OLD CHINESE BOY AND STOLE YOUR WHEELS.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU'RE FROM LIVERPOOL, SO WE PUT YOUR CAR ON BRICKS FOR THE LULZ.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD THAT YOU LIKE STARCRAFT SO WE BUILT A SHITLOAD OF ZERGS IN YOUR TRUNK AND CONSTRUCTED ADDITIONAL PYLONS ON THE ROOF.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU PULL YOUR PANTS ALL THE WAY DOWN TO GO PEE SO WE PUT A TOILET IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN FEEL GOOD WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TALENTED AFRICAN AMERICANS SO WE PUT NOTHING IN YOUR TRUNK.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE PORTALS SO WE PUT YOUR TRUNK IN YOUR GLOVE BOX.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED GOLF SO WE PUT A GOLF COURSE IN YO TRUNK SO YOU CAN GOLF WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE BAD REPOSTS SO WE PUT THIS SHIT IN YOUR 4CHAN.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE DRIVES SO WE PUT A DRIVES IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN DRIVES WHILE YOU DRIVES.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE TRUNKS SO WE PUT A TRUNK IN YOUR TRUNK SO YOU CAN TRUNK WHILE TRUNK TRUNK.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED JUNK IN THE TRUNK SO WE PUT TONS OF WRECKAGE FROM YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD IN NEW ORLEANS IN YO TRUNK.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED ORANGES SO BLASTED YO TRUNK WITH THE POWER OF ORANGES SO YOU CAN SMELL CITRUS WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKED THE WAY YOU LOOK SO WE PUT SOME SUITS IN YO TRUNK WE GUARANTEE IT.
- SUP DAWG. WE HEARD YOU LIKE EUROPE SO WE PUT EUROPE IN YOU TRUNK SO YOU CAN EUROPE WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE JOSEF FRITZL SO WE HOOKED YOU WITH A CELLAR IN YOUR TRUNK SO YOU CAN RAPE YOUR DAUGHTER WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE TO RAPE SHIT SO WE PUT ELISABETH FRITZL IN YOUR TRUNK SO YOU CAN RAPE SHIT WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED BTTF, SO WE PUT A FLUX CAPACITOR IN THE BACK SEAT SO YOU CAN TIME TRAVEL WHILE YOU DRIVE 88 MILES PER HOUR.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE(D) FEELING GOOD, SO WE PUT JAMES BROWN IN THE TRUNK SO YOU CAN FEEL GOOD WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE EXERCISE SO WE STOLE YO CAR.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE COOKIES FOR BREAKFAST SO WE REPLACED YO GAS TANK WITH A BOX OF COOKIE CRISP.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE NIGGERS SO WE MOVED INTO YO BACK SEAT.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS SO WE REPLACED YO DASHBOARD WITH A D20.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE NIK KERSHAW SO WE PUT TWO STRONG ARMS IN YOUR CAR SO BABYLON CAN BLESS YOU WHILE YOU DRIVE
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE MACS SO WE PUT ONLY ONE PEDAL IN YOUR CAR
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE MINDFUCKS SO WHEN YOU SEE WHAT WE DID TO YOUR CAR, YOU'LL SHIT BRICKS
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE PRESSING CHARGES SO WE PUT GEORGE BUSH AND THAT NIGGA WHO RAPED YOU IN YOUR CAR AND SENT YOUNG JEEZY TO COME DO.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE HERPES SO WE PUT YOUR MOM IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN WEAR SOCKS WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHILD PORN SO WE PUT ORPHANS IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN FAP WHILE YOU DRIVE.
- SUP DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKE BOND SO WE PUT AN EYEPATCH ON YOUR SEATBELT SO YOU CAN LEAVE BOND TO YOU WHILE YOU DRIVE
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