Shameless self promotion

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Ghostlight employing promotional technique

Constantly promoting your own websites, journals, pictures or other projects by posting about them in a way that is not relevant or warranted. Although normally practiced by attention whores and comment whores, shameless self promotion is available to the masses as a technique for causing your web traffic to skyrocket.

[edit] Shameless Self Promoters I

• Bill O'Reilly
• girlvinyl
• hepkitten
• jameth
• joe hix
• Your Mom
• You
• Branca
• Tay Zonday
• Hal Turner
• Gay God (Hal Turner and Matthew Lush are the same person.)
• LittleCloud

Shameless self promotion also involves writing up your own complete Encyclopedia Dramatica articles in a act of self glorification and masturbation. If you encounter a shameless-self-promoter on ED, simply edit their article to add this template at the bottom: {{masturb8r|user=XXXX}}.

Some Shameless self promoters have even gone so far as to fake their own decapitation by Islamic jihadists to be re-broadcast in streaming video on extremist terrorist websites such as YouTube.

[edit] Shameless Self Promoters II

• GreenRaeper
• Ghostlight
• Brainlesswonder
• Fireuzer
• Blackwingdragon
• Cdaae13
• Anti-Emo Federation
• Bikerfox
• Tammyslut
• Danielspengies
• Dorian Thorn
• AlabasterPaperstacks

[edit] List of people who do not self-promote

(lol irony)