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Super Nintendo

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Woman playing with her Super Nintendo.
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Genesis kills the NES

It became apparent to every fag working at Nintendo, that their Nintendo Entertainment System was an old piece of shit. At first Nintendo did not care, until a company called Sega began making the Genesis. The Sega Genesis was extremely fast for it's day, and it showed while retarded children played their Sonic the Hedgehog on it.

Typical Nintendo Fanboy
Typical Nintendo Fanboy

The Arrival of the Super Nintendo

Superstitious nigger wearing a 1-up T-shirt
Superstitious nigger wearing a 1-up T-shirt
On over 9000 best games lists!
On over 9000 best games lists!

Nintendo finally manned up, and grew a pair. Finally deciding to work on it's own 16 bit console, it would take at least 100 years to build it. The birth of the Super Nintendo is always a debate for Nintendo fan-boys. Some believe that Miyamoto himself impregnated a lonely ROB the ROBOT. Still others believe that the Super Nintendo was first formed when a NES reached it's breaking point, while fighting Frieza on planet Namek. Of course, this is all purely dogma written by superstitious niggers, wearing 1-UP T-shirts.

Backwards Compatibility

The SNES became the first console where anyone actually cared whether it played previous games. This worked in Nintendo's favor, because if a little kid went to the store to get a new Nintendo Entertainment System he was sure to cluster fuck his mom into getting him it.

Games

Many games were released for the Super Nintendo. Including Super Mario Bros. World, Mario kart, FF6, and Donkey Kong Cuntry. Other games are significantly less interesting.

Emulation and Nintendo Backwards Compatibility

Emulation for the SNES format is very popular, almost every game on the SNES has a ROM somewhere. However, Nintendo decided that backwards compatibility no longer mattered with the N64 and the Gamecube. This did not result in lulz. Nintendo is currently mooching off of the success of their old games, with a full frontal assault on nintendo fanboys. The Wii has downloadable content available via "virtual console", a fancy word for an Emulator that costs money, while at the same time they continue to sell rehashed Super Nintendo games on the GBA/DS. Also cocks.



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